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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by Samuel_L_Damnson » Sat Mar 21, 2015 5:14 pm

mason666 wrote::lol:

we could trade balls
Ur first wank would be hubbs jizz.
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by hubb » Sat Mar 21, 2015 5:46 pm

Samuel_L_Damnson wrote:
mason666 wrote::lol:

we could trade balls
Ur first wank would be hubbs jizz.
and that jizz would have been thinking of m8son

its like inception but with balls :6: :6: :6: :6: :6: :6: :6: :6: :6: :6: :6: :6: :6: :6:
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by Molzie » Sat Mar 21, 2015 5:52 pm

u guys are groce

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Post by CreamLord » Sat Mar 21, 2015 6:29 pm

You guys are groceries
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by jaydot » Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:31 pm

I have a big wang ngl.
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Post by Phigure » Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:19 pm

make a thread about it
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by NinjaEdit » Thu Apr 02, 2015 10:55 am

Jelqing got me from 6 1/2" to 7".

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Post by SignalRecon » Thu Apr 02, 2015 2:54 pm

Groer here, it's weird tho, i've measured at different times and different level of stimuli and I can range between barely cracking 5" when Im beating off a quicky, but pulling out pre-jac when I'm climaxing I average 6.5" and have reached just under 7. Mind you I do keggles extensively at work and other excersizes which allow you hold more blood in there whilst lasting longer otherwise I'd never got past 5" - The more you bang the bigger it gets too. Its like any muscle tissue, the more blood you send in there to expand it on a regular basis the better the flow and expansion gets. Jerk it and Jelq on the reg when you're not murking and you will see even after like 2 months the veins will start to pop out proper and you'll be stiffer than a British upper lip when gyaldem get you going.

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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by RKM » Thu Apr 02, 2015 3:07 pm

wat

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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by SignalRecon » Thu Apr 02, 2015 3:09 pm

Nahh b, just safe bants between lads imo.

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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by RKM » Thu Apr 02, 2015 3:10 pm

but like

you're sexing a chick

but just before you come you pull out and measure your dick???
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Post by SignalRecon » Thu Apr 02, 2015 3:14 pm

No I was having sex with my GF and I asked her if we could do it prior because we were having a convo where she brought up that I felt way bigger than 5" when we were having sex and she felt like I would grow as we intensified the sex. SO we had a little bit of a home investigative reporting session and got to the bottom of the mystery.

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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by hubb » Thu Apr 02, 2015 4:31 pm

totes safe bruv


I reckon the p can go into the body like the balls do

anyway it's one of those truth best left unchecked lol
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by mason666 » Thu Apr 02, 2015 5:55 pm

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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by nobody » Thu Apr 02, 2015 5:59 pm

SignalRecon wrote:No I was having sex with my GF and I asked her if we could do it prior because we were having a convo where she brought up that I felt way bigger than 5" when we were having sex and she felt like I would grow as we intensified the sex. SO we had a little bit of a home investigative reporting session and got to the bottom of the mystery.
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by Molzie » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:10 pm

:lol:

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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by DrGatineau » Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:28 pm

it's just safe bantz btw lads guys
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by nobody » Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:31 pm

i know m8, i really do think that whole post is amazing, i daren't measure my dick, i only have access to a ruler at work and, well, you know.. that would be weird
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Re: Small Willies Thread

Post by SignalRecon » Thu Apr 02, 2015 8:44 pm

DrGatineau wrote:it's just safe bantz btw lads guys
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