UK General Election 2015

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Which party do you plan on supporting?

Conservative
0
No votes
Labour
5
9%
Liberal Democrat
3
6%
UKIP
3
6%
DUP
0
No votes
SNP
0
No votes
Sinn Féin
6
11%
Plaid Cymru
2
4%
SDLP
0
No votes
Alliance
0
No votes
Green
21
39%
Respect
0
No votes
Other: Left Wing
1
2%
Other: Right Wing
7
13%
Abstain/Spoil
6
11%
 
Total votes: 54

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Re: UK General Election 2015

Post by soronery » Sun May 10, 2015 8:33 am

Someone suggested a voting reform where in addition to a vote you get a counter vote. So yes to one party and no to another. Combine with a proportional representation model and it would balance out extremist parties whilst still allowing for the necessary reforms.
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Re: UK General Election 2015

Post by mason666 » Sun May 10, 2015 9:22 am

UKIP won their first council!
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Re: UK General Election 2015

Post by soronery » Sun May 10, 2015 9:41 am

mason666 wrote:UKIP won their first council!
Good.

Whilst I might not agree with the party, I'm very interested to see how they can actually perform at a local level.
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Re: UK General Election 2015

Post by mason666 » Sun May 10, 2015 10:10 am

Yeah definitely.

I have been watching Jacob Rees-Mogg videos this morning and just came across this gem from old Winston @1.10
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Re: UK General Election 2015

Post by SignalRecon » Sun May 10, 2015 4:15 pm

Lol you guys on this new Ladbor party 2020 campaign tip at all?

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Re: UK General Election 2015

Post by SignalRecon » Sun May 10, 2015 5:36 pm

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Education:
We promise to introduce a range of subjects into the curriculum that we feel are a vital part of life in the UK that younger people aren't correctly prepared for currently. These include, Ladology, Nandonomics, Shuffling and an optional BTEC in Accumulator betting.
Defence:
There is no doubt that TRIDENT is a necessity, however we will vastly reduce the budget from £100bn to £60bn. We will explain where this saving will be spent later on. Also, we promise to deliver Sport Science Btecs and a free limited edition Corsa for any personnel leaving the armed forces to better prepare them for civilian life. We are also considering top knots as a mandatory part of military uniform.
Media:
We give you our word that we will ensure Jeremy Clarkson's return to Top Gear immediately. We will also scrap all BBC shows and replace them exclusively with Match of the Day, Top Gear, Soccer AM, The Inbetweeners, Geordie Shore and Mrs Browns Boys. All music channels and BBC radio stations will exclusively play Deep house, Future house and Ed Sheeran.
Immigration:
We will tighten the flow of immigration by introducing a points system based on cheekiness, shuffling ability, hairstyle (top knots and ice gem cuts being high scorers), preferred Nando's heat (anything lower than medium means automatic disqualification) and what you'd score Michelle Keegan out of ten.
Employment and Welfare:
We will roll out 250 new dance schools across he nation teaching shuffling, creating 1000 jobs. We will also enforce all employers to release employees on the 3rd Thursday of every month for a cheeky nandos. We will also enforce shorter working hours on a Friday to allow everyone to do leg day and abolish working weekends so everyone can go out, have a few cheeky pints, get smashed on jagerbombs, pull some birds, cut some shapes to some mint deep house bangers and just have general quality sesh every weekend.
Public Services:
Any potential injury that could inhibit shape-cutting ability will be fast tracked in A and E. We will legalise Cocaine and MDMA to allow the nation to have a quality sesh every weekend.
Economy:
We will use the £40bn saved on TRIDENT to allow tax relief on VAT on Nandos, top knot haircuts, Nike Huaraches, Michelle Keegan posters and Sik Silk clothing. We will also invest £200mn into bet365 so the nation get a better return on any accumulator bets.
Other:
Feminism will be completely illegal because she knows . Any birds with misleading tinder pics will be issued a fine and community service up to 100 hours. Anyone refusing to apologise after a 5 goal+ defeat on FIFA will also be subjected to a fine of up to £420.
We as a political party can help you, the people of Britain. If you want change for 2020, vote Ladbor.

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Re: UK General Election 2015

Post by mason666 » Sun May 10, 2015 5:46 pm

Feminism will be completely illegal because she knows looool
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Re: UK General Election 2015

Post by epiccentipede6942 » Sun May 10, 2015 7:19 pm

I am now a ladbor supporter

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