things that have made you happy today

[butter_man]

found a free hz dpx 1000

[butter_man]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

[butter_man]

freeeeee amp

[Liam92]

Copped my Dekmantel tickets today!!

[DiegoSapiens]

jealous

[butter_man]

how is that happy?

[NinjaEdit]

I was waiting at the bus station and a girl who looked about 17 approached me. She said hi and that and we talked. I asked her what year she was in and she said 9, which in Australia is the year you turn 14. Eventually she caught a bus and left. That night she added me on facebook and we kept talking. After a pause she writes "wanna root?" I met up with her at the bus station and we go into the toilets. She asked "want to see the family act I'm working on?" I go yeah. So she undoes my zipper and starts sucking my dick. Eventually I blow my load and she swallows it. I said "there's definitely a market for that sort of thing. What do you call it?" And she said "The Aristocrat."

[finji]

deadlyhabit will get you arrested lol

[hubb]

goes like this:

[+] Spoiler

Hey mum, sis is on her reds!!!

how do you know that, my tiny little son named Ryan?

well, mum...dads cock tastes like blood

[mason666]

just re-found this tune

[hubb]

great title for a track

[DrGatineau]

[dansci]

Wiz Khalifa we dem boyz is the song that convinced me that I should stop listening to hip hop and focus on the bass.

Someone made a remix of it:


Victory achieved.

[sixs]

tfw when you double dip for the tramadol after a night on the razz and actually wake up the next day

[sigbowls]

I got a new pony

[Phigure]

smh i hate how likable this evil drone assassin president is

[hubb]

you seened this ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kIhhH6_Si4

[dickman69]

pirates have the 1st korean player in the mlb to come from the korean baseball league

so now on all the pirates facebook posts, there are all these korean guys saying shit like "i believe pirate go kang"

[CreamLord]

Had a little mix earlier for the first time in like a month

[sigbowls]

My cat just layer on me