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I would survive a Zombie Invasion..

Post by s & m » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:08 am

would you?? seriously sometimes i think late at night how sick it would be to hole up in some big fortress fighting the undead and commondeering vehicles and weapons for survival. anybody think about that shit? how would you survive?

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Post by spire » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:22 am

me and my friends have decided our "area" would be at a racetrack (prob thunderhill) which has relatively flat ground all around it and we could see them coming. and we could just mess around on the track all day too.

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Post by gwa » Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:16 am

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Post by dubluke » Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:52 am

Spire wrote:me and my friends have decided our "area" would be at a racetrack (prob thunderhill) which has relatively flat ground all around it and we could see them coming. and we could just mess around on the track all day too.
flat and low ground?? bad idea man - plus a racetrack is circular so they could surround you reeeeeeeeeeeal easy! also there are no buildings or anything!
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Post by magma » Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:58 am

My friends and I had this all worked out when I used to live near Bristol. There's a church with a fuck-off spire in a village my mate's parents live in... consecrated ground has to be a decent idea, plus you've got a decent sized vault for stashing weaponary and holy water everywhere just in case you get a wave of vampires coming through.

I need to revise the plans... commuting from Paddington to Nailsea & Backwell probably isn't the best thing to need to do when the undead are gunning for your brains.

I've never had a fire safety plan. I've had lots of zombie safety plans.
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Post by spire » Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:17 am

dubluke wrote:
Spire wrote:me and my friends have decided our "area" would be at a racetrack (prob thunderhill) which has relatively flat ground all around it and we could see them coming. and we could just mess around on the track all day too.
flat and low ground?? bad idea man - plus a racetrack is circular so they could surround you reeeeeeeeeeeal easy! also there are no buildings or anything!
no offence, but obviously you havnt been to this racetrack. plus its got some buildings on stilts. and its own gas station, water tower, and plenty of fences. i think itd do just fine personally.

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Post by spire » Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:20 am

one of my other friends said they'd use an airport, but i cant really remember the reasoning behind it.

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Post by Pada » Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:12 am

Magma wrote:
I've never had a fire safety plan. I've had lots of zombie safety plans.
this. lol.

Mass might be a good idea, sound system and church.
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Post by nr » Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:29 am

i reckon i could survive as long as they can't run.

i pray for the day.

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Post by wobwob » Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:49 am

id just hide in a bass bin 8)

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Post by yooamatwa » Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:11 am

After reading world war Z .... i have given this a great deal of thought.

You don't wannabe anywhere near a large town or city as that would be like standing in the epicentre. Guns aren't that easy to find here (UK) and ammunition limited so your not going to be able to fight your way out if your surrounded by huge numbers.

So i reckon the best place to be is a large old castle... they are already placed in tactical positions. Easier to defend and choc full of old skool weapons that would still do the job.

The only problem would be food... if you could organise a large enough community you would have to initially raid cities for supplies. Eventually the goal would to be self sufficient . Living off the land while training the inhabitants to be Zombie Killers and teaching them a trade (carpentry plumbing etc.) so civilization could be rebuilt.

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Post by spire » Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:22 am

NR wrote:i reckon i could survive as long as they can't run.

i pray for the day.
yeah, then its always "are these Night of the Living Dead zombies? or 28 Days Later zombies?"


but then again, they arent actualy zombies in 28 Days Later... but no need to start an argument.

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Post by wobwob » Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:29 am

what weaponry would you take/find/use?

And I don't mean stumbling across some sort of Army base! Home sort of stuff only...

I personally would need just a crowbar, the damage i could inflict...

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Post by spire » Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:38 am

well if i could make it to my grandparents my grandpas got a few swords and plenty of tools... but if i was stuck at home.... all i really have is an aluminum baseball bat... and a couple hefty electric basses.

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Post by lloydnoise » Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:51 am

I live in Brighton so if worst came to the worst I think I'd go for the 'back to the sea' technique, at least they can't surround you.

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Post by pk- » Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:56 am

Spire wrote:
dubluke wrote:
Spire wrote:me and my friends have decided our "area" would be at a racetrack (prob thunderhill) which has relatively flat ground all around it and we could see them coming. and we could just mess around on the track all day too.
flat and low ground?? bad idea man - plus a racetrack is circular so they could surround you reeeeeeeeeeeal easy! also there are no buildings or anything!
no offence, but obviously you havnt been to this racetrack. plus its got some buildings on stilts. and its own gas station, water tower, and plenty of fences. i think itd do just fine personally.
seriously, just leave it. otherwise this'll turn into 14 pages of luke's zombie survival plans and why everyone else's won't work.

personally i'll be going straight to the office. generators on the roof, airlocks to get into the building, every door's reinforced & needs a card swipe to open and they do jerk chicken in the canteen every thursday.

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Post by hackman » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:24 am

church, big heavy door (maybe a gate as well), and stone walls, no windows except high up
couple of 12 bore shotguns

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Post by dubluke » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:25 am

Spire wrote:
dubluke wrote:
Spire wrote:me and my friends have decided our "area" would be at a racetrack (prob thunderhill) which has relatively flat ground all around it and we could see them coming. and we could just mess around on the track all day too.
flat and low ground?? bad idea man - plus a racetrack is circular so they could surround you reeeeeeeeeeeal easy! also there are no buildings or anything!
no offence, but obviously you havnt been to this racetrack. plus its got some buildings on stilts. and its own gas station, water tower, and plenty of fences. i think itd do just fine personally.
ok that does sound like a pretty badass racetrack, whats everyone's thoughts on armoured cars and that?? could be like a mobile protection centre, you could get one of those ones with an inbuilt flamethrower and hatches you can shoot out of, petrol might be a bit of a problem though
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Post by dubluke » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:26 am

pk- wrote:
Spire wrote:
dubluke wrote:
Spire wrote:me and my friends have decided our "area" would be at a racetrack (prob thunderhill) which has relatively flat ground all around it and we could see them coming. and we could just mess around on the track all day too.
flat and low ground?? bad idea man - plus a racetrack is circular so they could surround you reeeeeeeeeeeal easy! also there are no buildings or anything!
no offence, but obviously you havnt been to this racetrack. plus its got some buildings on stilts. and its own gas station, water tower, and plenty of fences. i think itd do just fine personally.
seriously, just leave it. otherwise this'll turn into 14 pages of luke's zombie survival plans and why everyone else's won't work.

personally i'll be going straight to the office. generators on the roof, airlocks to get into the building, every door's reinforced & needs a card swipe to open and they do jerk chicken in the canteen every thursday.
you love it really though mate, your office does sound pretty badass, but how easy is it to get there?
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Post by kins83 » Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:31 am

Where is that thread, Blukey boy?
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