I would survive a Zombie Invasion..

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Post by wobwob » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:29 pm

kins83 wrote:
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I'd like to know that wherever I was, there'd be some sort of Ninja fort not too far away, and that I could get in.
I have a plan! As we are a widespread community, dotted ina ll corners of the world (not just LDN) we should now compose a secret knock system, just incase! That way we will all survive together..
Hey! That's a great and thoroughly original idea! :wink:
I have more, but it's bordering on me being sectioned for thinking too much into it... so I won't delve any deeper...
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Post by jolly wailer » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:02 pm

a houseboat in amsterdam is blatently the one
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Post by missedthebus » Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:57 pm

wobwob wrote:what weaponry would you take/find/use?

And I don't mean stumbling across some sort of Army base! Home sort of stuff only...

I personally would need just a crowbar, the damage i could inflict...
Sean of the Dead should have taught us all that vinyl are a good preliminary front line against invasion.... but which ones would you sacrifice?


Im all for the super market idea.

Weapons wise,

close combat: chainsaw, ninja stars, kukri

explosives: molotov's, napalm (both made easily anywhere)

if I could get to a gunsmiths or home - straight for the shotgun.

Also any form of Army/TA/CCF place will have guns. Get my hands on an LSW and a couple of boxes of ammo then it will be rambo style, i will fuck their shit up.

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Post by Pallms » Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:40 pm

I would try to find a place up high... that way I can see the zombies coming and hopefully take them out before they climb up to where I am. Maybe walls on 3 sides with a window on one of them. That way I can focus on the 1 side the zombies can come from, but I can still bail out the window if things get rough. Gotta stock up on food and water also...

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Post by __________ » Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:52 am

in order of most desirable:
bunker
prison
castle

a prison, bunker and castle on St. Agnes in the Isles of Scilly would be the best idea if you ask me. they're miles out to sea, the island would be a brilliant tactical position, you'd be able to grow your own food and ganja there, its good for fishing, generally a nice place, and zombies are hardly going to go for a nice swim to look for some food.

blatantly a good island for defending or escaping
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forget stadiums, shopping centres, houses, all that shit...get on anglesey, lundy, the channel islands, shetlands, all them places...or even better, a nice hot island robinson crusoe stylee! much better idea, who's with me?

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Post by s & m » Sat Jun 06, 2009 1:22 am

£10 Bag wrote:in order of most desirable:
bunker
prison
castle

a prison, bunker and castle on St. Agnes in the Isles of Scilly would be the best idea if you ask me. they're miles out to sea, the island would be a brilliant tactical position, you'd be able to grow your own food and ganja there, its good for fishing, generally a nice place, and zombies are hardly going to go for a nice swim to look for some food.

blatantly a good island for defending or escaping
Image

forget stadiums, shopping centres, houses, all that shit...get on anglesey, lundy, the channel islands, shetlands, all them places...or even better, a nice hot island robinson crusoe stylee! much better idea, who's with me?
very good plan I have been drawn to islands too..

but over time if the zombies (like the zombies in World War Z) would find there way across the ocean and stumble up on the island.. could be many years if not hundreds though...but possible

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Post by hurlingdervish » Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:04 am

a bat with electrical coils wrapped around it powered by a battery on my back with solar panel back up.

aersol can and lighter

a stool

if on top of a building boil lots of water and burn the skin off them

gardening clippers (go for the neck!)

maybe a sling shot and sharp objects just for kicks

gloves with blades on each finger kruger style

dont forget the hockey pads and helmet for looks

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Post by formzee » Sat Jun 06, 2009 3:44 am

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Post by -blade- » Sat Jun 06, 2009 5:35 am

A massive exoskeleton is the way forward... gundam style!

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Post by dusty_head » Sat Jun 06, 2009 5:57 am

go to my mate hanlo's atack/loft standard




piss on zombies from the window and smoke 8)

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Post by s & m » Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:44 am

formzee wrote:Image
k that is badass!!! until it runs outta gas :wink:

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Post by spire » Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:45 am

s & m wrote:
formzee wrote:Image
k that is badass!!! until it runs outta gas :wink:
maybe it runs on zombie bodies..... hmmm.... intersting..... its a zombie eating bulldozer tank.

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Post by dubluke » Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:52 am

£10 Bag wrote:in order of most desirable:
bunker
prison
castle

a prison, bunker and castle on St. Agnes in the Isles of Scilly would be the best idea if you ask me. they're miles out to sea, the island would be a brilliant tactical position, you'd be able to grow your own food and ganja there, its good for fishing, generally a nice place, and zombies are hardly going to go for a nice swim to look for some food.

blatantly a good island for defending or escaping
Image

forget stadiums, shopping centres, houses, all that shit...get on anglesey, lundy, the channel islands, shetlands, all them places...or even better, a nice hot island robinson crusoe stylee! much better idea, who's with me?
i'm in mate!! thats a wicked idea!
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Post by a of dkr » Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:38 am

oh yeah, why the fuck aren't there any girls on this forum?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

we're just playing with our dolls, feeling safe because we know you guys are preparing in case those big mean zombies come.

edit: aww.. nobody else posted :lol: too bad, it was fun.
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Post by cyberneticghost » Sat Jun 06, 2009 5:24 pm

There is actually a parasitic fly whose larva eats an ants brain and the ant displays zombie like properties.
After the ant's brain has been destroyed it will continue to walk. Here is the article from National Geographic:

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... mbie-ants/

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Post by sigbowls » Sat Jun 06, 2009 5:38 pm

if that happend to birds it would rain birds
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