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Re: Relationship or Sex problems? Ask Dr Yompa

Post by herbalicious » Sun Oct 16, 2011 10:19 pm

asian girls ftw
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Re: Relationship or Sex problems? Ask Dr Yompa

Post by bjackman » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:43 pm

.......................... now what

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Post by particle-jim » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:53 pm

herbalicious wrote:asian girls ftw
you know this
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Re: Relationship or Sex problems? Ask Dr Yompa

Post by magma » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:54 pm

bjackman wrote:.......................... now what
The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy wrote:NowWhat is a planet in the Whole Sort of General Mish Mash formerly known as the Hitchhiker's Guide universe. NowWhat can be found in place of planet Earth at an unlikely position along the probability axis, in an alternate universe.

According to the novel Mostly Harmless, "the planet of NowWhat had been named after the opening words of the first settlers to arrive there after struggling across light-years of space to reach the furthest unexplored outreaches of the Galaxy. The main town was called OhWell."

The only export of NowWhat is the NowWhattian boghog skin, which no one in their right minds would want to buy because it's thin and very leaky, and the export trade only manages to survive because of the significant number of people in the Galaxy who are not in their right minds.

Travellers that arrive on NowWhat are greeted by a picture of the president smiling a ghastly smile; the picture was taken after he shot himself, and the missing corner of his face had been drawn in crayon. Everyone there pursues one ambition: to leave.

Arthur Dent arrives on NowWhat in search of Earth. After turning the map upside down and adjusting for different sea levels, he discovers that the shapes of the continents of NowWhat resemble those of the planet Earth. For lack of any other similarity Arthur Dent concludes that it is the right planet but the wrong universe and leaves again.
Meus equus tuo altior est

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Re: Relationship or Sex problems? Ask Dr Yompa

Post by Dead Rats » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:57 pm

sd5 wrote:5 years & 5000 posts

some leave without a farewell,
disenchanted or drifting
but I want to say goodbye
and tell you how great dsf & snh have been

with the wit & wisdom of:


i-line, citizen, corpsey, jim, fused forces, signus, dope labs, thinking, metal box products, boy arena, jay, lkewis, boomphat, n-type, bunzero, amykamala, primate, the wiggle baron, steppa, frodo, spiderman, manray, Miss Brass, gena, skrewface, chef, tacospheros, (Von) boyage, stenchman, ruckspin, contakt, dirty, incyde, spooks, whut, dave, shards, dj $hy, blackdown, joe muggs, numaestro, ikonika, esfandyar, plastician, misk, djake, Jubz, boomnoise, test conditions, dj shiva, sigha, glacial, thesis, gravious, cogent, kingGhost, Soiree, LACE, Mr Hyde, cogidubnus, matthewcraddock,, cosmic surgeon, Who's Zena?, missedthebus, hayze 99, Vicar of Dub, lloydnoise, vertx, danrev, silentk, aleks zen, will blaze, kidshuffle, Pedro sanchez, perkalerk215, Hibbie, Coppola, pangaea, ahier, Kion, eshscramble, slim, kuma, south3rn, did, menacetosobriety, AllNightDayDream, -[2]DAY_-, nowaysj, bassrael, wizeguy, Random Eyez, say-whut, jrisreal, unwind, thesynthesist, abZ, shane, dj projekts, sines, darkmatter, skevin, The Wife Beater, hera, macroclimate, FSTZ, relaks, forensix (mcr), maori-nick, neka, triky, reverendmedia, guerillaeye, trigga, pdomino, Ronin, karacazee, incinic, -boring, wormcode, pompende, arktrix, coishii, jus wan, surface_tension, jolly wailer, rogue star, belalala, particle jim, cityzen, rekordah, bagelator, nine, youthful inplants, Electric Head, LEQ, deadly habit, collige, uncle bill, aftee, (funky) stanton, brasco, Shum, truefiction, Watch Your Step, ed teach, Neurotik, rob sparx, T_!, jameshk, feasible_weasel, bashment dan, d.three, 64hz, tuckerlinen, legend4ry, human?, Savage, felix gash, umkhontowesizewe, frebentos, primate, jazzamataz, Caski, icanicant, skimpi, capo ultra, Motorway to Roswell, Kidlogic, djrobyn, dr ddd, kozee, alphacat, upstateface, z.u. bee, tomity, claw, cursedc, mickey g, le_hardcore_chiefus, lyons238, Sheff, Atac, zebaman, Gewze, budsteq, spire, (Pada), dust shop, xi, diablo, DFRNT, feral witchchild, _v_, bokatordubstep, dubstepper, murky 21, aspect-dubz, johney, tronman, cure, dusk govener, wer2jah, MikeE, kwality, bellybelle, soldja-chik, elBe, jaydot, LA Boxers, frank grimes, Molzie, d_T_r, Ayatollah

acknowledging:

Badger first to question me
Shonky first to correct & welcome me
datura first to hijack my thread
dubluke first to laugh at me
*grand* first to take me seriously
two oh one first to criticize me
tempest first mate
dubism first I offered faint praise
pk- first to not understand but like what I posted
ozols man first to understand me
ytee first ninja I insulted
flash harry first to get agro with me
Epithet first heated debate
Griffskiii first internet war
delendi first I apologized to


and thanks to:

wubstep
theevilgirl
kamala (amykamala)
fuagofire
ketamine
bass hertz (butt jolokia)
snypadub
wolf89
Bennet
vulvavibration
Mattron
bandshell
same'O
hackman
pikeymobile
garethorn
limb
3za
Boot
borrowed
gnome
noam
firky
apmje
Kodachrome
gwa
finji
Genevieve
herbalicious
Kochari
horse
fooishbar
kay
wub
diss04
NilsFG
deamonds
nesslei
seckle
AntLionUK
signals
drokkr
(A) $10Bag
DRTY
faust.dtc
kammo
blizzardmusic
knell
Ashley
fractal
Phigure
ch 3
mugabe
EXPO
thief
dubloke
abelard
slothrop
fou chien
pistonsbeneath
forensics (foreign sick)
beans
flippo

baron von carlton

xarcane

magma


3rd Eye


alien pimp


christophera (parson)



bright maroon



Dead Rats




dj elements (helix)





Kins83






I arrived here obnoxiously,
was silly and pathetic
profound and pretentious
compassionate & cocky
untrustworthy but wise

I feel happily emptied.


:k:


So, when the recievers came yesterday,
changed the locks and posted eviction notices
I accepted that it is time to leave.


:w:

A vacancy exists as of
now

I know you're still going to be here attempting to post normally, fuckface, you've been posting bullshit for as long as I remember. Even when Dubstep and this forum turned wank, you were still posting.

Let me tell you something, though, in this anal landslide of a genre and forum, even though we've listened much and comprehended little, at the end you were the sane one. You brushed off the perils and the drama and the hijinks, and came out the other end with your head in the same place. For you, it was just a gentle drift down a pleasent stream.

I will miss you.
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Re: Relationship or Sex problems? Ask Dr Yompa

Post by particle-jim » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:00 pm

magma wrote:
bjackman wrote:.......................... now what
The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy wrote:NowWhat is a planet in the Whole Sort of General Mish Mash formerly known as the Hitchhiker's Guide universe. NowWhat can be found in place of planet Earth at an unlikely position along the probability axis, in an alternate universe.

According to the novel Mostly Harmless, "the planet of NowWhat had been named after the opening words of the first settlers to arrive there after struggling across light-years of space to reach the furthest unexplored outreaches of the Galaxy. The main town was called OhWell."

The only export of NowWhat is the NowWhattian boghog skin, which no one in their right minds would want to buy because it's thin and very leaky, and the export trade only manages to survive because of the significant number of people in the Galaxy who are not in their right minds.

Travellers that arrive on NowWhat are greeted by a picture of the president smiling a ghastly smile; the picture was taken after he shot himself, and the missing corner of his face had been drawn in crayon. Everyone there pursues one ambition: to leave.

Arthur Dent arrives on NowWhat in search of Earth. After turning the map upside down and adjusting for different sea levels, he discovers that the shapes of the continents of NowWhat resemble those of the planet Earth. For lack of any other similarity Arthur Dent concludes that it is the right planet but the wrong universe and leaves again.
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Re: Relationship or Sex problems? Ask Dr Yompa

Post by collige » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:01 pm

:Q: :Q: :Q: :Q: :Q: :Q: :Q: Farewell sd5. One of the best posters to ever step foot in the Hideout.






That said,
sd5 wrote:5 years & 5000 posts

some leave without a farewell,
disenchanted or drifting
but I want to say goodbye
and tell you how great dsf & snh have been

with the wit & wisdom of:


lyons238,
I can't be the only one to have clocked this.
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Re: Relationship or Sex problems? Ask Dr Yompa

Post by Dead Rats » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:05 pm

collige wrote:




with the wit & wisdom of:[/i]

lyons238,
I can't be the only one to have clocked this.[/quote]

I would lay good money on sd5 being an alter-ego for someone else posting on this forum for quite a while. As well as having a few more Usernames stashed here and there, just to spread the chaos.
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Re: Relationship or Sex problems? Ask Dr Yompa

Post by grillis » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:35 pm

he's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest, if he doesn't show up i'll be sure to let him know how you all feel.. my feelings is that he it well and truley gone from this godforsaken place..

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Post by kidshuffle » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:52 pm

herbalicious wrote:asian girls ftw
:W:
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nowaysj wrote:Look at when Jedi's die, and then they become kind of shimmery and holographic.
.... 2Pac was a Jedi?? :corntard:

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Re: Relationship or Sex problems? Ask Dr Yompa

Post by bigfootspartan » Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:31 pm

herbalicious wrote:asian girls ftw
Tight as! :P

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Post by LACE » Thu Oct 20, 2011 11:09 am

peace sd5, it was a joy to read your compositions =)
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Post by murky21 » Thu Oct 20, 2011 12:18 pm

wow what a farewell, hope its not for ever.
definitely the best/ most intelligent/ mysterious/ entertaining poster on DSF
couldn't have been a more appropriate thread to do it in haha
big up sd5!!!

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Post by LA_Boxers » Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:21 pm

sd5 wrote:5 years & 5000 posts

some leave without a farewell,
disenchanted or drifting
but I want to say goodbye
and tell you how great dsf & snh have been

with the wit & wisdom of:


i-line, citizen, corpsey, jim, fused forces, signus, dope labs, thinking, metal box products, boy arena, jay, lkewis, boomphat, n-type, bunzero, amykamala, primate, the wiggle baron, steppa, frodo, spiderman, manray, Miss Brass, gena, skrewface, chef, tacospheros, (Von) boyage, stenchman, ruckspin, contakt, dirty, incyde, spooks, whut, dave, shards, dj $hy, blackdown, joe muggs, numaestro, ikonika, esfandyar, plastician, misk, djake, Jubz, boomnoise, test conditions, dj shiva, sigha, glacial, thesis, gravious, cogent, kingGhost, Soiree, LACE, Mr Hyde, cogidubnus, matthewcraddock,, cosmic surgeon, Who's Zena?, missedthebus, hayze 99, Vicar of Dub, lloydnoise, vertx, danrev, silentk, aleks zen, will blaze, kidshuffle, Pedro sanchez, perkalerk215, Hibbie, Coppola, pangaea, ahier, Kion, eshscramble, slim, kuma, south3rn, did, menacetosobriety, AllNightDayDream, -[2]DAY_-, nowaysj, bassrael, wizeguy, Random Eyez, say-whut, jrisreal, unwind, thesynthesist, abZ, shane, dj projekts, sines, darkmatter, skevin, The Wife Beater, hera, macroclimate, FSTZ, relaks, forensix (mcr), maori-nick, neka, triky, reverendmedia, guerillaeye, trigga, pdomino, Ronin, karacazee, incinic, -boring, wormcode, pompende, arktrix, coishii, jus wan, surface_tension, jolly wailer, rogue star, belalala, particle jim, cityzen, rekordah, bagelator, nine, youthful inplants, Electric Head, LEQ, deadly habit, collige, uncle bill, aftee, (funky) stanton, brasco, Shum, truefiction, Watch Your Step, ed teach, Neurotik, rob sparx, T_!, jameshk, feasible_weasel, bashment dan, d.three, 64hz, tuckerlinen, legend4ry, human?, Savage, felix gash, umkhontowesizewe, frebentos, primate, jazzamataz, Caski, icanicant, skimpi, capo ultra, Motorway to Roswell, Kidlogic, djrobyn, dr ddd, kozee, alphacat, upstateface, z.u. bee, tomity, claw, cursedc, mickey g, le_hardcore_chiefus, lyons238, Sheff, Atac, zebaman, Gewze, budsteq, spire, (Pada), dust shop, xi, diablo, DFRNT, feral witchchild, _v_, bokatordubstep, dubstepper, murky 21, aspect-dubz, johney, tronman, cure, dusk govener, wer2jah, MikeE, kwality, bellybelle, soldja-chik, elBe, jaydot, LA Boxers, frank grimes, Molzie, d_T_r, Ayatollah

acknowledging:

Badger first to question me
Shonky first to correct & welcome me
datura first to hijack my thread
dubluke first to laugh at me
*grand* first to take me seriously
two oh one first to criticize me
tempest first mate
dubism first I offered faint praise
pk- first to not understand but like what I posted
ozols man first to understand me
ytee first ninja I insulted
flash harry first to get agro with me
Epithet first heated debate
Griffskiii first internet war
delendi first I apologized to


and thanks to:

wubstep
theevilgirl
kamala (amykamala)
fuagofire
ketamine
bass hertz (butt jolokia)
snypadub
wolf89
Bennet
vulvavibration
Mattron
bandshell
same'O
hackman
pikeymobile
garethorn
limb
3za
Boot
borrowed
gnome
noam
firky
apmje
Kodachrome
gwa
finji
Genevieve
herbalicious
Kochari
horse
fooishbar
kay
wub
diss04
NilsFG
deamonds
nesslei
seckle
AntLionUK
signals
drokkr
(A) $10Bag
DRTY
faust.dtc
kammo
blizzardmusic
knell
Ashley
fractal
Phigure
ch 3
mugabe
EXPO
thief
dubloke
abelard
slothrop
fou chien
pistonsbeneath
forensics (foreign sick)
beans
flippo

baron von carlton

xarcane

magma


3rd Eye


alien pimp


christophera (parson)



bright maroon



Dead Rats




dj elements (helix)





Kins83






I arrived here obnoxiously,
was silly and pathetic
profound and pretentious
compassionate & cocky
untrustworthy but wise

I feel happily emptied.


:k:


So, when the recievers came yesterday,
changed the locks and posted eviction notices
I accepted that it is time to leave.


:w:

A vacancy exists as of
now

I missed this.

Sad face!!

We miss you sd5
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Re: Relationship or Sex problems? Ask Dr Yompa

Post by dubloke » Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:46 pm

nooooo :( I'll miss what i thought were your Haikus. one of the best posters in the hideout :Q:
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