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Next time you think about heading home with a random girl...

Post by .spec » Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:46 pm

Think twice about who you decided to drink vodka and take Valium with.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... d-arm.html
A drunken fling ended in disaster for a man who woke up to find his lover's name carved into his arm.

Dominique Fisher, 22, used a Stanley knife to write her name on Wayne Robinson's upper arm.She inflicted the injuries on the 24-year-old at her home in Blackburn, Lancashire.

Mr Robinson woke to find his body decorated with a star on his back, 'Dominique' written on his upper right arm, and numerous slash marks on his left arm and shoulder. He told police he had drunk vodka and taken Valium and was not awake during the incident on the night of June 14 last year. Mr Robinson said he panicked when he woke up and took a taxi back to his home in Fleetwood, Lancashire.

He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her. 'When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn't even wake her to ask what she'd done.' 'I'm scarred for life,' he told The Sun. 'I wish I'd never met her.'

Fisher was found guilty of one charge of unlawful wounding at Preston Crown Court on Monday, following a two-day trial. She will be sentenced on February 27 at Preston Crown Court.
And of course if you're feeling adventurous, I'm pretty sure her facebook comes up on page 1 of the results if you google her name.

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Post by drokkr » Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:48 pm

fuckin hell :o

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Post by legend4ry » Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:53 pm

'king goths


*tuts*

Clarkson wouldn't allow them if he was primister 8)
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Post by HamCrescendo » Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:03 pm

Made me hard. Good story.

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Post by whineo » Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:40 pm

DROKKR wrote:fuckin hell :o
"Fucking hell that bird is mental"

or

"Fucking Hell .spec reads dailymail.co.uk"

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Post by __________ » Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:43 pm

sounds like a good night. bey with the scars needs to man up!

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Post by .spec » Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:50 pm

Whineo wrote:
DROKKR wrote:fuckin hell :o
"Fucking hell that bird is mental"

or

"Fucking Hell .spec reads dailymail.co.uk"
haha In my defense, despite the fact that I live in the states and know how shitty dailymail is supposed to be, someone sent me that link and I had to share.

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Post by teqh » Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:19 pm

Im just about to go out as well, bastard :(

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Post by step correct » Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:22 pm

Taking Valium with drank is a pretty foolish move to begin with..

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Post by dr ddd » Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:36 pm

Legendary wrote:'king goths


*tuts*

Clarkson wouldn't allow them if he was primister 8)
:lol:
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Post by yong » Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:48 pm

DanRev wrote:Made me hard. Good story.
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Post by altered state » Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:58 pm

DanRev wrote:Made me hard. Good story.
I got the horn.

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Post by bright maroon » Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:41 pm

...there is a japanese story about this..

Girl gets wasted on sake and passes out with guy...she wakes up to find that a gigantic black widow spider had been tattooed on her back..



..not a good look on the wedding night..

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Post by datura » Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:46 pm

I just found it funny that she had as long a name as 'Dominique', must have taken her a while.

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Post by bright maroon » Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:59 pm

..well if your going to have a girl seriptitiously carve her name in you - at least - her name should be dominique..

..if it was something like...I don't know..caroline..

..it just wouldn't make sense..
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Post by .spec » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:00 pm

You'd think so. But if you look at the pictures, and all the cuts on his shoulders and arms I bet the name part was a drop in the bucket.

edit: this was a reply to datura, i just didn't quote him.

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Post by bright maroon » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:04 pm

when I get a new boyfriend..I'm gonna carve Gidget into him..

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Post by frodo » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:07 pm

"I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her."

Made me laugh though :lol:
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Post by ST100 » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:31 pm

If I get her facebook, I'll ask her to carve her name into my arm for the lulz...

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Post by djelements » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:38 pm

I'd hit it.
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