calling in sick to work [mp3s] [very funny]

[sek [espionage]]

So I'm a sales manager at an office in mid town Toronto.
I work with a guy called Tom. Tom's one of our top reps but has been moving into the realm of buying property lately and is losing interest in working for our company at a rapid rate.

Here are a collection of messages left by Tom on our office admin's (Paul) voice mail inbox.

Listen in order! Very funny stuff!

Tom Late - Kittens
http://subtrac.info/tomcalls/tom_kittens.mp3

Tom Late - More Kittens
http://subtrac.info/tomcalls/tom_kittens_2.mp3

Tom Late - No Reason
http://subtrac.info/tomcalls/tom_foot_puke.mp3

Tom Late - Very Drunk
http://subtrac.info/tomcalls/tom_drunk_rock_on.mp3

Tom Late - Same day as very drunk, a few ours later..
http://subtrac.info/tomcalls/tom_hungover.mp3

[shonky]

Remember having a bit of a binge earlier this year and rang in at about 9 to lie and say that I'd been up looking after a mate that was going through a bit of a bad time, and said I'd take it as a holiday, but they let me take it as a day sick.

A few days later, they asked me how he was, and said he was cool, and said that I needed to get some luckier mates. Then got loads of shit for lacking empathy towards my made up friend.

Was chuckling about that for a while I can tell ya.

If they gave you 4 months holiday a year, I think people wouldn't have to be so dishonest - majority of work's bullshit for the majority of people, so what do they expect

[misskatiemo]

lmao these are hilarious - waht a knob!

even funnier, the person laughing in the background

quality!

[kion]

and I thought my excuses were poor recently

[sek [espionage]]

even funnier, the person laughing in the background

ha, thats me..

[djshiva]

OMFG these are hilarious!!!