fucking bastard housemates

step correct · Post by **step correct** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:38 pm

I'm on the verge of coughing up twice what I pay in rent now to get my own flat... I can't stand cleaning up after other grow adults on the constant.

ytee · Post by **ytee** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:40 pm

This is the best thread ever.

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:29 pm

You could paint a the toater white, inside and out, place it in the bath so it can't be seen (assuming you have a white bath), and wait for them to run a bath before turning it on.

Or paint lots of asprin different colours, place them in a smarty tube and offer them a a tube of smarties.

Better yet you could just place an upturned plug in a place you know they'll trod on it. The pain is worse than childbirth.

dubfama · Post by **dubfama** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:20 pm

there are some legendary suggestions here nice one people i cant decide which plan to move into action...

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:23 pm

take them hostage and rape there family till they pay up

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:26 pm

Firky wrote:Plus I can't handle living in a shit hole.

this! all my mates who are lads are fucking slobs, a load of them came round my house last week and left it in a fucking tip, made bare food and then just left crap all over the worktop/cooker and didn't tidy up any of it, and then just little things like eating toast without a plate so they get crumbs everywhere, and this was at someone else's house!! obviously their mums don't nag them enough or just do everything for them (bad idea if you ask me, they're fucked when they have to move out)

edit - i did ask them if they could give me a hand tidying up but they were like "oh man lets do it in the morning" but thats shite, i should have just left them to do it then, but i hate it when there's bare cooking detritus left around so ended up doing it all myself

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:58 pm

The_Dza88 wrote:take them hostage and rape there family till they pay up

this.

its the only way.

dubfama · Post by **dubfama** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:48 pm

mattron wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:take them hostage and rape there family till they pay up
this.

its the only way.

maybe i hire someone to do this... i dont think i could go through with it myself..

anyone game?

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:49 pm

dubfama wrote:
mattron wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:take them hostage and rape there family till they pay up
this.

its the only way.
maybe i hire someone to do this... i dont think i could go through with it myself..

anyone game?

I only rape kids, sorry.

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:52 pm

dubluke wrote:
Firky wrote:Plus I can't handle living in a shit hole.
this! all my mates who are lads are fucking slobs, a load of them came round my house last week and left it in a fucking tip, made bare food and then just left crap all over the worktop/cooker and didn't tidy up any of it, and then just little things like eating toast without a plate so they get crumbs everywhere, and this was at someone else's house!! obviously their mums don't nag them enough or just do everything for them (bad idea if you ask me, they're fucked when they have to move out)

edit - i did ask them if they could give me a hand tidying up but they were like "oh man lets do it in the morning" but thats shite, i should have just left them to do it then, but i hate it when there's bare cooking detritus left around so ended up doing it all myself

+1 for the use of detritus

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:54 pm

dubfama wrote:
mattron wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:take them hostage and rape there family till they pay up
this.

its the only way.
maybe i hire someone to do this... i dont think i could go through with it myself..

anyone game?

I'm down.

jrj2020 · Post by **jrj2020** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:59 pm

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:59 pm

Peep show?

dubfama · Post by **dubfama** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:00 pm

jrj2020 wrote:

you get 100 points if that was taken on your camera

& have you named this dish?

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:05 pm

This thread made me lol, i wanna hear more tricks n stuff i could do to my mates.

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:13 pm

Can;t you just ask them to pay for it to be fixed? If they refuse then just break some of their stuff. Anyway what the fuck were they doing using your shit anyway?

pitr · Post by **pitr** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:42 pm

Abs wrote:leave a suicide note in one of their rooms, blaming them for your death.

this is the one!!

dubfama · Post by **dubfama** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:43 pm

metalboxproducts wrote:Can;t you just ask them to pay for it to be fixed? If they refuse then just break some of their stuff. Anyway what the fuck were they doing using your shit anyway?

our speakers are in the living room for the decks and they jsut get used but they blatently came back pissed and my housemate is a drum n bass dj. you know what drum n bass djs are like with gains..they slowly work their way up and after 1/2 an hour theyre always on full flat out in the red standard..fucking drumnbass djs. blatently just switched off the mixer with the master and gains up full and blew em. if they fizzed out then it will just be the drivers that are blown and theyre not too hard to replace.. if it popped though i will have to get it looked at and thats like bare just to start with let alone what its gonna cost to fix em.. they dont seem to know wht happened anyway..? theyve said theyll pay most of a new pair though which is pretty sound

. reckon im gona get these beasts to go with our cerwin vega amp http://www.htfr.com/more-info/MR241058 . sexy

got these for my next purchase as well.... http://www.htfr.com/more-info/MR290777

beerz · Post by **beerz** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:09 am

Veetacore wrote:
ytee wrote:Shit on their beds.
nar shit inside there pillow's .... and act like ur not pissed off ... then wake up in the morn... with a smile on your face ..as u shout ''Did you all have a shitty nites sleep?''

this has been done on a football trip to ireland with ma team...load of lads all pissed up come back from the pub and 1 guy shits in clingfilm and wraps it up so its looks like a milly's cookie, and then places it inside the pillow case of 1 guy...the same guy (

) shits in a curry tray and leaves it in the room of a sum next guys with all the rest of the curry debris so it isnt seen or anything. pretty joke the smell....kinda backfired when the guy with the shit in the pillow found out "obviously" n broke in our room n put it on his face wen he was sleeping........funny times......the suicide note 1 sounds simple and funny tho.

silentk · Post by **silentk** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:19 am

dubfama wrote:
metalboxproducts wrote:Can;t you just ask them to pay for it to be fixed? If they refuse then just break some of their stuff. Anyway what the fuck were they doing using your shit anyway?
our speakers are in the living room for the decks and they jsut get used but they blatently came back pissed and my housemate is a drum n bass dj. you know what drum n bass djs are like with gains..they slowly work their way up and after 1/2 an hour theyre always on full flat out in the red standard..fucking drumnbass djs. blatently just switched off the mixer with the master and gains up full and blew em. if they fizzed out then it will just be the drivers that are blown and theyre not too hard to replace.. if it popped though i will have to get it looked at and thats like bare just to start with let alone what its gonna cost to fix em.. they dont seem to know wht happened anyway..? theyve said theyll pay most of a new pair though which is pretty sound . reckon im gona get these beasts to go with our cerwin vega amp http://www.htfr.com/more-info/MR241058 . sexy

got these for my next purchase as well.... http://www.htfr.com/more-info/MR290777

how big is ur living room?

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