Funky-out-of-dubstep piece in the Guardian feat. Kode, me

immy · Post by **immy** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:07 pm

seckle wrote: deodorant first, everything afterwards is important.

lol some people don't even use deodorant, thats one thing i do like about dubstep thats it open to any one but when mans are in the rave who look like they aint shaved in weeks and just stink time to draw for the lynx

Jubz · Post by **Jubz** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:30 pm

Immy wrote:lynx

Never about that. Unless you're 13.

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:15 pm

Jubscarz wrote:
Immy wrote:lynx
Never about that. Unless you're 13.

But it makes you irresistable to women, according to the adverts.

You have to be thuper buff too, of course.

rachel · Post by **rachel** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:10 pm

Funky Stanton wrote:I'd happily have Mala drop a couple of Britaney tracks in exchange for everyone in the dance having a wash and putting some deodorant on before coming to DMZ.

x10000. i'm all for music over fashion and that, but next time sum crusty dreds swing anywhere near my drink i'm cutting them off. end of.

i wouldn't get too irritated by prancehall tho. he's generally tongue in cheek and/or trying to annoy someone, both of which he's quite good at

boomnoise · Post by **boomnoise** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:16 pm

so dubsteppers are funky

rachel · Post by **rachel** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:19 pm

boomnoise wrote:so dubsteppers are funky

shocking

neville bartos · Post by **neville bartos** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:26 pm

I was under the impression that you used to get fashionistas in jungle raves wearing Moschino and Versace?

Re Rachel - truesay, a dirty dread lock in your mouth as some plum jumps all over the shop is never nice.

Talking of smells, the smell of bottom seems to do the rounds at dubstep parties since the smoking ban... not cool.

capo ultra · Post by **capo ultra** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:47 pm

seckle wrote:anybody that chooses to view a music scene via the clothes people wear out to the club is a DONUT. fuck all that crap.

it's not a fucking fashion show, and people that take some moral high ground based on what trainers they have in their closet can go fuck off to the magazine racks. can't stand that attitude.

all we need is some more cultural elitism....FFS.

sound first, everything afterwards is unimportant.

Ah knae what your saying but Nike id's or stfu

jokes

seckle · Post by **seckle** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:49 pm

Corpsey wrote:thuper buff

LOOOL

blk plague · Post by **blk plague** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:57 pm

might have to institute the blackplague guide to club fashion on some tim gunn type vibes..good article still!

seckle · Post by **seckle** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:02 pm

Neville Bartos wrote:I was under the impression that you used to get fashionistas in jungle raves wearing Moschino and Versace?

of course, but the media has always exploited scenes like ours. they do this because they want to claim that they understand and want to document the pulse of the underground, when the reality is that they just have an agenda to push, and issues to sell. this is even more so when journo's try and tackle "fashion".

they did it to jungle. they did it to grime, garage, 2step and now of course dubstep. its not necessarily a good thing or a bad thing. fashion is fun. its just that it becomes disingenuous and predictable when its filtered via the media.

grievous_angel · Post by **grievous_angel** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:42 pm

andreamia · Post by **andreamia** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:14 pm

Funky Stanton wrote:everyone in the dance having a wash and putting some deodorant on before coming to DMZ.

please, tks

slothrop · Post by **slothrop** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:10 am

Corpsey wrote:
Jubscarz wrote:
Immy wrote:lynx
Never about that. Unless you're 13.
But it makes you irresistable to women, according to the adverts.

If they made one that gets you mobbed by women at a dubstep night then I'd be impressed...

corpsey · Post by **corpsey** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:39 pm

Back in the day all you had to do was wear a 'Burial' nametag and you'd be in. SIGHHHHH

d+ · Post by d+ » Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:04 pm

dubstep nights stink.
absolutely
stink
of shite

i hate it. if u need to pass wind just go in the toilet and do it.

i remember skream b2b mala at the big apple birthday party in fwd a couple years ago

i was waiting to use one of the cubicles behind skream, he went in after some guy then 3 seconds later rushed out

the guy had shat on the actual floor of the toilet, nowhere near the toilet bowl - a pile of shit was resting on the floor. the guy hadn't even bothered to make any small attempt to mask his tracks. he'd done it brazenly and i kind of respected the courage in a perverse sort of way.

anyway - the worst thing i've seen at a dubstep night wasnt even that... it was when i was in nottingham at detonate, i cant remember who was playing, it may of been d1.. someone was dancing on one of the platforms and suddenly there was a circle around him of people moving out of the way, this guy had his pants and trousers round his ankles and was having a wank (masturbating for the yanks amongst us) on the stage. that was different. i dont know if he finished up or what cause i wasnt really on watching the guy too hard, but i did see him a couple mins later back in the crowd dancing away as if nothing had happened.

i also find that because of dubstep nights i can generally spot someone who will stink based on what they are wearing / how they look. i know seckle will probably have a baby over this cause "its all about the sound maaaaan".. but fashion/style often says alot more about the person that the music they listen to.

neville bartos · Post by **neville bartos** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:18 pm

D+ wrote:

anyway - the worst thing i've seen at a dubstep night wasnt even that... it was when i was in nottingham at detonate, i cant remember who was playing, it may of been d1.. someone was dancing on one of the platforms and suddenly there was a circle around him of people moving out of the way, this guy had his pants and trousers round his ankles and was having a wank (masturbating for the yanks amongst us) on the stage. that was different. i dont know if he finished up or what cause i wasnt really on watching the guy too hard, but i did see him a couple mins later back in the crowd dancing away as if nothing had happened.

Ha ha ha ha hah ah ahahahahahas;iasiosdfhsfdajhahahahaahaha

umkhontowesizwe · Post by **umkhontowesizwe** » Sun Mar 01, 2009 5:21 pm

D+ wrote:i also find that because of dubstep nights i can generally spot someone who will stink based on what they are wearing / how they look. i know seckle will probably have a baby over this cause "its all about the sound maaaaan".. but fashion/style often says alot more about the person that the music they listen to.

100% agree

and did no one try and stop the dude who was wanking?

unbeleivable

d+ · Post by d+ » Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:33 pm

UmkhontoWeSizwe wrote:
D+ wrote:i also find that because of dubstep nights i can generally spot someone who will stink based on what they are wearing / how they look. i know seckle will probably have a baby over this cause "its all about the sound maaaaan".. but fashion/style often says alot more about the person that the music they listen to.
100% agree

and did no one try and stop the dude who was wanking? unbeleivable

lol.. na man! and its not even dark in that club like it is in fwd.. everyone just dispersed!

flashharry · Post by **flashharry** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:13 pm

"Unless they can ditch the hand-me-down hoodies and baggy bleach-stained cargo trousers, dubstep fans will have to enjoy funky at home with a Pot Noodle and a warm can of Red Stripe."

U wot mate? Possibly lol, but we do have fridges u massive bell end, lol @ blog writers, sittin scratchin their arse all day thinking of wot scene they can jump on and research enough to make a few bob without having to leave the house / engage with people / get off their chair

SITTIN THERE IN UR DRESSING GOWN NO DOUBT, SCREWING ABOUT THE DEADLINE

I mean its quite a good article but why do they have to rain down the snobbery, theres no need

Funky-out-of-dubstep piece in the Guardian feat. Kode, me

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