Corrupt a wish! Forum game!

leftdub · Post by **leftdub** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:36 pm

Granted but by finding your lifes direction you lose your sense of real direction and get lost on the way home and walk into a gay orgy session.

I wish I didnt have to work this weekend./

pdomino · Post by **pdomino** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:12 am

Granted, but its artificially inseminating the cow in your avatar, unfortunate.
I wish for a bigger pay packet on friday.

de-fi · Post by **de-fi** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:17 am

pdomino wrote:Granted, but its artificially inseminating the cow in your avatar, unfortunate.
I wish for a bigger pay packet on friday.

Granted, but the amount of money inside it is still the same

I wish I didn't have an exam next monday...

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:19 am

De-Fi wrote:
pdomino wrote:Granted, but its artificially inseminating the cow in your avatar, unfortunate.
I wish for a bigger pay packet on friday.
Granted, but the amount of money inside it is still the same

I wish I didn't have an exam next monday...

Granted, you like the Florida Marlins.
I wish I had more money.

de-fi · Post by **de-fi** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:41 am

DJelements wrote:
De-Fi wrote:
pdomino wrote:Granted, but its artificially inseminating the cow in your avatar, unfortunate.
I wish for a bigger pay packet on friday.
Granted, but the amount of money inside it is still the same

I wish I didn't have an exam next monday...
Granted, you like the Florida Marlins.
I wish I had more money.

Granted, you have to listen to "Where's my money?" on repeat for a year.

I wish I was taller.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:55 am

Granted, yu is now cock high.

wishing for either Jill, Jenny or Deb to walk thru that door.

steppo · Post by **steppo** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:21 am

granted, they all turned into zombies and have come for your brain.

i wish i lived closer to new york

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:44 am

Your wish is granted.

I wish that there was an time-minimizing way to identify tracks as they were playing in mixes...like has track 14 kicked in? Have I been totally attentive? (without having memory points like OLLIE!)

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:29 am

SD5 wrote:Your wish is granted.

I wish that there was an time-minimizing way to identify tracks as they were playing in mixes...like has track 14 kicked in? Have I been totally attentive? (without having memory points like OLLIE!)

Granted they are called ears, welcome to the modern world.....

I wish I felt more confident about applying for jobs.

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:24 pm

Granted, but not a single company wants you.

I wish I could cut my own vinyl.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:33 pm

NilsFG wrote:Granted, but not a single company wants you.

I wish I could cut my own vinyl.

granted, you know have 2 halves of every record you own.

I wish I had some more 59fifty fitted caps.

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:42 pm

DJelements wrote:
NilsFG wrote:Granted, but not a single company wants you.

I wish I could cut my own vinyl.
granted, you know have 2 halves of every record you own.

I wish I had some more 59fifty fitted caps.

granted but they all have twat and a arrow pointing downwards on them

I wish I could get to sleep earlier

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:46 pm

eLBe wrote:
DJelements wrote:
NilsFG wrote:Granted, but not a single company wants you.

I wish I could cut my own vinyl.
granted, you know have 2 halves of every record you own.

I wish I had some more 59fifty fitted caps.
granted but they all have twat and a arrow pointing downwards on them

I wish I could get to sleep earlier

granted the raping starts earlier too

i wish i had eazy-e's vocal chords

elbe · Post by **elbe** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:49 pm

granted, you also have is dick up your arse and his aids in you blood.

I wish I didn't have a headache

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:53 pm

eLBe wrote:granted, you also have is dick up your arse and his aids in you blood.

I wish I didn't have a headache

granted, you also have is dick up your arse and his aids in you blood.

I wish I didn't have to recycle jokes.

(also, at least they aren't NY Yankees hats)

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:34 pm

Granted, but u should consider recycling yourself as you a joke.

I wish for immunity

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:19 pm

Wolverine99 wrote:Granted, but u should consider recycling yourself as you a joke.

I wish for immunity

you are granted immunity in the next court you enter however you dont have immunity to the bse infected burger you ate in 1997 and now the cjd virus in your brain kicks in and you start going mad.

I wish the Chinese take away was here now i cant wait any longer for crispy aromatic duck pancakes!!

cyberneticghost · Post by **cyberneticghost** » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:30 pm

missedthebus wrote:
Wolverine99 wrote:Granted, but u should consider recycling yourself as you a joke.

I wish for immunity
you are granted immunity in the next court you enter however you dont have immunity to the bse infected burger you ate in 1997 and now the cjd virus in your brain kicks in and you start going mad.

I wish the Chinese take away was here now i cant wait any longer for crispy aromatic duck pancakes!!

Granted, but they put so much MSG in your food that you will be shitting blood for the next week.

I wish it didn't snow so much yesterday.

steppo · Post by **steppo** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:40 am

granted but tomorrows forecast is calling for 18 inches

i wish i had an unlimited supply of squeezy cheese

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:42 am

steppo wrote:granted but tomorrows forecast is calling for 18 inches

i wish i had an unlimited supply of squeezy cheese

Granted, but it's always just out of reach.

I wish I had some cookies.

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