My Son's Penis Problem

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Post by bright maroon » Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:05 pm

:twisted: ..there is something wrong with this picture...

I can tell you for sure - that if I accidently noticed my son had some abnormaly curled up penis..the last thing I'd do is go about touching it..I would put that issue to his Dad or take him to doctor, but as far as physical therapy and such..well he's own his own..

..at a certain age you guys should be able to sort your own penis health..


..what exactly is abnormal for penii? 90' crimps and such..?

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Post by renegatus » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:47 pm

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Post by penguin snares » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:05 pm

This story is completly true, I had a problematic penis, although mine was more of a K, they call it, Penilebenda.

It cant be helped and the only known cure is a mother massage.

No surgery can fix it other wise it starts forming other letters.

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Post by DZA » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:09 pm

hmmm im sure elements is around that age and it seem slightly supsect he hasnt posted in here yet
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Post by faust.dtc » Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:23 pm

The_Dza88 wrote:hmmm im sure elements is around that age and it seem slightly supsect he hasnt posted in here yet
Nah, if elements finally got gash im pretty sure he would be shouting it from the roof tops, mum love or not...

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Post by tuck » Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:54 pm

The_Dza88 wrote:hmmm im sure elements is around that age and it seem slightly supsect he hasnt posted in here yet
He's waiting for someone to make a good point so he can quote it and write the word "this" underneath.

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Post by alien pimp » Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:05 pm

respects to the OP!

and guns down, i realised that wasting time on any other thread but this one is terribly naive :oops: :lol:
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Post by ST100 » Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:58 pm

Tuck wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:hmmm im sure elements is around that age and it seem slightly supsect he hasnt posted in here yet
He's waiting for someone to make a good point so he can quote it and write the word "this" underneath.
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Post by jonnyrebel » Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:39 am

Ive now read quite a bit now, its absolute comedy gold, im sure these are just kids mucking about though surely, intelligent kids mind....

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Post by sigbowls » Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:45 am

you could just take viagra and messenge it yourself

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Post by drokkr » Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:51 am

:D

Mama told me not to come, oh lord
Mama told me not to come
She said, that ain't the way to have fun, son
That ain't the way to have fun, son

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Post by d+ » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:18 am

bright maroon wrote:


..what exactly is abnormal for penii? 90' crimps and such..?
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Post by LEQ » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:19 am

Wait, you mean it isn't normal for your mum to wank you off 3 days a week?
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Post by did » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:51 pm

Tuck wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:hmmm im sure elements is around that age and it seem slightly supsect he hasnt posted in here yet
He's waiting for someone to make a good point so he can quote it and write the word "this" underneath.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by dub fueled rage » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:05 pm

ACTUAL FILTH!
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Post by djelements » Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:55 pm

mattron wrote:
Tuck wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:hmmm im sure elements is around that age and it seem slightly supsect he hasnt posted in here yet
He's waiting for someone to make a good point so he can quote it and write the word "this" underneath.
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Post by ST100 » Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:58 pm

DJelements wrote:
mattron wrote:
Tuck wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:hmmm im sure elements is around that age and it seem slightly supsect he hasnt posted in here yet
He's waiting for someone to make a good point so he can quote it and write the word "this" underneath.
I'm an idea stealing dickhead.
This.
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