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oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:15 pm

Slim wrote:When i told someone i didn't drink, they responded with this brilliant slice of truth:

"non alcoholic beer is like going down on your sister, it might taste the same, but you know it's wrong"

You would feel terrible the next morning though

bjackman · Post by **bjackman** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:13 pm

what did they call postman pat after he retired?

pat.

what did batman say before robin got in the car?

"robin, get in the car"

theevilgirl · Post by **theevilgirl** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:32 pm

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:37 pm

luke.envoy wrote:q: what do u get when u put a baby in a blender

a: fuckin hard on

Pahahaaha

jackieboi · Post by **jackieboi** » Wed Sep 10, 2008 10:39 pm

Hate Recordings wrote:
luke.envoy wrote:q: what do u get when u put a baby in a blender

a: fuckin hard on

awww baby jokes, clever innit?

alrighty then:

q: whats the worst thing about fucking a 12 year old in the shower?
a: when you get thier hair wet, they look like theyre 8.

Fuck me thats a belter!

walsh · Post by **walsh** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:41 am

What do ya call a woman with eggs and bacon on her head?

KATH. :breaky:

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:12 pm

Why did the girl fall off the tree?

She died.

WHy idd her freind follow?

Thought it was a game.

kore (p.i.) · Post by **kore (p.i.)** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:06 pm

What kind of sound does it make when you stick a baby leopard in a microwave?

I don't know.. I was too busy jackin off

w3sk · Post by **w3sk** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:16 pm

what do KFC and woman have in common?

Once you're done with the breast and the thighs you have a greasy box to put the bone in.

lloydnoise · Post by **lloydnoise** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:08 pm

page 1 of this thread, Bob Crunkhouse lied. I was 707. I won the joke competition with this beauty:

What do you call a terrorist in Ibiza?

All-summer bin largin

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:23 pm

DJelements

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:16 pm

dubluke having 10313 posts

-dubson- · Post by **-dubson-** » Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:18 pm

some filth in this thread

bob crunkhouse · Post by **bob crunkhouse** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:34 pm

lloydnoise wrote:page 1 of this thread, Bob Crunkhouse lied. I was 707. I won the joke competition with this beauty:

What do you call a terrorist in Ibiza?

All-summer bin largin

bob crunkhouse · Post by **bob crunkhouse** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:35 pm

lloydnoise wrote:page 1 of this thread, Bob Crunkhouse lied. I was 707. I won the joke competition with this beauty:

What do you call a terrorist in Ibiza?

All-summer bin largin

Your number, my joke. Or at least i suggested it..prk

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:41 pm

The_Dza88 wrote:DJelements

Complete fact.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:52 pm

Question:
What do you say to a women with two blackeyes?

Answer:
Nothing, you've already told her twice![/quote]

..you forgot to say "haven't" -

Nothing you haven't already told her twice..

..you know for future reference..just to add a bit more attitude to the delivery..

ov3rdos3 · Post by **ov3rdos3** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:40 am

Whats the difference between a fruit and vegetable?

AIDS.

ov3rdos3 · Post by **ov3rdos3** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:43 am

What do 9 out of 10 people love?

Gangrape.

ov3rdos3 · Post by **ov3rdos3** » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:44 am

Whats the difference between AIDS and cancer?

When you get cancer you still get visitors.

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