Stranger: I AM THE PROPHET MUHAMMAD
You: no, i am the prophet muhammad
Stranger: *bombs*
You: that was my bomb you teevin' raasclat
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Stranger: I AM THE PROPHET MUHAMMAD
You: no, i am the prophet muhammad
Stranger: *bombs*
You: that was my bomb you teevin' raasclat
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Stranger: My dogs smells great, he doesn't eat his shit, and he is intelligent
You: so is my cat
Stranger: I taught him to sit once, and now he does it on command
You: when i go on holiday my cats can be left on their own
Stranger: Yeah, if your cat is soooo smart, then teach it to fetch like I taught my dog
You: CAN DOGS?
Stranger: I can find a dogsitter for free because my dog is beautiful and is well-trained
Stranger: let's have a normal conversation
You: Oohhh spiffing idea! What would you like to talk about?
Stranger: about normal stuff
Stranger: i like friendly normal conversations
Stranger: i raped your dad
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Human Beings. Most intelligent creatures in known existence
Stranger: My name is David. Im from Alaska.
You: smoke a lot of weed up there do you?
Stranger: yes, theres nothing else to do besides smoke, drink and have sex
You: bum sex?
Stranger: she only lets me stick it her pooper when we are drunk
Stranger: and it wasnt fresh last time, I was sad and disgusted
Stranger: i dont want to talk about it Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: wagwan dubstepper
Stranger: mpp
You: mpp?
Stranger: mpp!
You: u like dubstep
Stranger: grime
You: safe
You: u from uk?
Stranger: no
You: were u from?
Stranger: nyc
You: safe
You: u got myspace or suttin
You: u shud get into dubstep more
Stranger: no
You: its more darker
Stranger: grime
Stranger: burial
You: burial is dubstep man
Stranger: burial is good
You: yh hes sick
Stranger: aids?
You: u wud like 2562, blackdown, kode9
You: aids?
You: but if u like burial you should get into more dubstep
Stranger: is he sick with aids?
You: look into mala, horsepower productions, defo 2562
You: nana he just makes good music
You: wagwan dubstepper
Stranger: ok
You: u into dubstep
Stranger: no
You: do u no wat it is
You: wat music are u intop
Stranger: i know it's shit
Stranger: that's enough
Stranger: Lisa?
Stranger: LISA!?
You: natalie?!
Stranger: OMG it is you!
You: OMG i havent seen you in years
You: your looking good!
Stranger: Where the fuck have you been!?!!!?
You: i have been living in spain with my new boyfriend
Stranger: New Boyfriend?
You: yeh
Stranger: YOU FUCKING WHORE!
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BEN? wrote:Stranger: Lisa?
Stranger: LISA!?
You: natalie?!
Stranger: OMG it is you!
You: OMG i havent seen you in years
You: your looking good!
Stranger: Where the fuck have you been!?!!!?
You: i have been living in spain with my new boyfriend
Stranger: New Boyfriend?
You: yeh
Stranger: YOU FUCKING WHORE!
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BEN? wrote:Stranger: Lisa?
Stranger: LISA!?
You: natalie?!
Stranger: OMG it is you!
You: OMG i havent seen you in years
You: your looking good!
Stranger: Where the fuck have you been!?!!!?
You: i have been living in spain with my new boyfriend
Stranger: New Boyfriend?
You: yeh
Stranger: YOU FUCKING WHORE!
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