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dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:29 pm

also dead rats can i join your new icelandic community?

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:38 pm

Yeah, you can be the National typewriter, as judging from my previous post, I'm not fit for the job.

Anyone gave any thoughts as to what laws we should invent in Secret Ninja Country? I'm thinking 'Complete legalization of Marijuana production, possession and distribution' is going to rake somewhere in the top 1..

tr0tsky · Post by **tr0tsky** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:41 pm

Also, kebabs.

More kebabs for everyone.

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:42 pm

dubluke wrote:
Firky wrote:
DID wrote:I think it is bad not to be proud of your own country at least slightly.
I feel no more pride in being british than I do shame. It was just an accident of birth.

Don't really give a shit.
haha exactly, just cos i happened to be born here doesn't mean i have to be mega proud of the place

The whole accent thing doesn't work for me,people straight off assume i'm nothern irish and want to spent the next six hours engaging me in deep political discussion about my non-existent life under the troubles.

If I consciously try to soften my accent a little in order to emphasize[for cynical reasons]my scottishness I sound like I'm auditioning for a very camp remake of Brigadoon so i'm fucked either way.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:45 pm

tr0tsky wrote:Also, kebabs.

More kebabs for everyone.

Only after a night of heavy boozing, surely? I'd never voluntarily buy a kebab when sobre, dem fings have got more grease in em' than a fucking 1978 film-tribute studio!

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:46 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
bassmonk wrote:
Dead Rats wrote: Also, I purposefully give American birds a bit of cockney and it makes em' moist. They love it.
is that a euphemism perchance?
Haha! Maybe I didn't choose my words as well as I thought I did!

But yeah, I remmeber pullng one bird from Birminghima by goin' Alrighhttt, darrrliiiiinnn' and she went 'WAAHH, YOU'RE COCKNEY!!!!' and mate, she was all over me.

The whole accent thing doesn't work for me,people straight off assume i'm nothern irish and want to spent the next six hours engaging me in deep political discussion about my non-existent life under the troubles.

If I consciously try to soften my accent a little in order to emphasize[for cynical reasons]my scottishness I sound like I'm auditioning for a very camp remake of Brigadoon so i'm fucked either way.

edit; retard double post

tr0tsky · Post by **tr0tsky** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:49 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
tr0tsky wrote:Also, kebabs.

More kebabs for everyone.
Only after a night of heavy boozing, surely? I'd never voluntarily buy a kebab when sobre, dem fings have got more grease in em' than a fucking 1978 film-tribute studio!

Err...yeah...that's right.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:51 pm

bassmonk wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
bassmonk wrote:
Dead Rats wrote: Also, I purposefully give American birds a bit of cockney and it makes em' moist. They love it.
is that a euphemism perchance?
Haha! Maybe I didn't choose my words as well as I thought I did!

But yeah, I remmeber pullng one bird from Birminghima by goin' Alrighhttt, darrrliiiiinnn' and she went 'WAAHH, YOU'RE COCKNEY!!!!' and mate, she was all over me.
The whole accent thing doesn't work for me,people straight off assume i'm nothern irish and want to spent the next six hours engaging me in deep political discussion about my non-existent life under the troubles.
If I consciously try to soften my accent a little in order to emphasize[for cynical reasons]my scottishness I sound like I'm auditioning for a very camp remake of Brigadoon so i'm fucked either way.
edit; retard double post

I can't understand the Irish, my nan could say 'Pass me the ashtray, please' and all I heard it as was 'FuOOokkinn' adaaarrrrhh???!???!! aahhrrggr, GETOOTCUNT!!!!!!!!'

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:55 pm

tr0tsky wrote:Also, kebabs.

More kebabs for everyone.

fuck kebabs man, its all about shwarma's, a far tastier variation on the kebab, and its wrapped up so easier to eat on the move

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:55 pm

Dead Rats wrote:Yeah, you can be the National typewriter, as judging from my previous post, I'm not fit for the job.

Anyone gave any thoughts to what laws we should invent in Secret Ninja Country? I'm thinking 'Complete legalization of Marijuana production and distribution' is going to rake somewhere in the top 1..

- Legalization of drugs and distribution.
- Restricted gun laws. (ie. NOBODY should have one).
- The hottest month of the year should be a recreational month (Civil services and agricultural services exempt).
- Everyone SHOULD be able to live a semi-subsistence lifestyle - Govt. funding for bio-domes etc. (In theory, we all get a a cabbage patch in the garden to grow veg. - which should drive down costs of certain foods and allow those that make less money the ability to afford other items.)
- Recycling should be mandatory.
- Tax breaks for Eco-homes (encouraging homes to become as eco-friendly as possible)
- Automatic entry for Doctors/Teachers/Infrastuctural Engineers (Builders, Electricians etc etc...)
- Universities to ONLY deal in core subjects - Maths, Sciences, Social Sciences, Teaching, English. (Gets rid of the students in the system that would not have gone to University and those studying subjects which have saturated markets such as business and IT. These subjects should be left to Colleges.)
- Subsidised University for all students in their first degree.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:57 pm

Jazzamataz wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:Yeah, you can be the National typewriter, as judging from my previous post, I'm not fit for the job.

Anyone gave any thoughts to what laws we should invent in Secret Ninja Country? I'm thinking 'Complete legalization of Marijuana production and distribution' is going to rake somewhere in the top 1..
- Legalization of drugs and distribution.
- Restricted gun laws. (ie. NOBODY should have one).
- The hottest month of the year should be a recreational month (Civil services and agricultural services exempt).
- Everyone SHOULD be able to live a semi-subsistence lifestyle - Govt. funding for bio-domes etc. (In theory, we all get a a cabbage patch in the garden to grow veg. - which should drive down costs of certain foods and allow those that make less money the ability to afford other items.)
- Recycling should be mandatory.
- Tax breaks for Eco-homes (encouraging homes to become as eco-friendly as possible)
- Automatic entry for Doctors/Teachers/Infrastuctural Engineers (Builders, Electricians etc etc...)
- Universities to ONLY deal in core subjects - Maths, Sciences, Social Sciences, Teaching, English. (Gets rid of the students in the system that would not have gone to University and those studying subjects which have saturated markets such as business and IT. These subjects should be left to Colleges.)
- Subsidised University for all students in their first degree.

Throw in art uni, and I'm so down!

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:57 pm

Jazzamataz wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:Yeah, you can be the National typewriter, as judging from my previous post, I'm not fit for the job.

Anyone gave any thoughts to what laws we should invent in Secret Ninja Country? I'm thinking 'Complete legalization of Marijuana production and distribution' is going to rake somewhere in the top 1..
- Legalization of drugs and distribution.
- Restricted gun laws. (ie. NOBODY should have one).
- The hottest month of the year should be a recreational month (Civil services and agricultural services exempt).
- Everyone SHOULD be able to live a semi-subsistence lifestyle - Govt. funding for bio-domes etc. (In theory, we all get a a cabbage patch in the garden to grow veg. - which should drive down costs of certain foods and allow those that make less money the ability to afford other items.)
- Recycling should be mandatory.
- Tax breaks for Eco-homes (encouraging homes to become as eco-friendly as possible)
- Automatic entry for Doctors/Teachers/Infrastuctural Engineers (Builders, Electricians etc etc...)
- Universities to ONLY deal in core subjects - Maths, Sciences, Social Sciences, Teaching, English. (Gets rid of the students in the system that would not have gone to University and those studying subjects which have saturated markets such as business and IT. These subjects should be left to Colleges.)
- Subsidised University for all students in their first degree.

hey man stop being so serious about this yeah, the only laws in the secret ninja land are HEEL AIR E OOOS ones

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:59 pm

dubluke wrote:
Jazzamataz wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:Yeah, you can be the National typewriter, as judging from my previous post, I'm not fit for the job.

Anyone gave any thoughts to what laws we should invent in Secret Ninja Country? I'm thinking 'Complete legalization of Marijuana production and distribution' is going to rake somewhere in the top 1..
- Legalization of drugs and distribution.
- Restricted gun laws. (ie. NOBODY should have one).
- The hottest month of the year should be a recreational month (Civil services and agricultural services exempt).
- Everyone SHOULD be able to live a semi-subsistence lifestyle - Govt. funding for bio-domes etc. (In theory, we all get a a cabbage patch in the garden to grow veg. - which should drive down costs of certain foods and allow those that make less money the ability to afford other items.)
- Recycling should be mandatory.
- Tax breaks for Eco-homes (encouraging homes to become as eco-friendly as possible)
- Automatic entry for Doctors/Teachers/Infrastuctural Engineers (Builders, Electricians etc etc...)
- Universities to ONLY deal in core subjects - Maths, Sciences, Social Sciences, Teaching, English. (Gets rid of the students in the system that would not have gone to University and those studying subjects which have saturated markets such as business and IT. These subjects should be left to Colleges.)
- Subsidised University for all students in their first degree.
hey man stop being so serious about this yeah, the only laws in the secret ninja land are HEEL AIR E OOOS ones

ooooh, in that case... the hot chicks have to be all kinds of naked.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:04 pm

Jazzamataz wrote:
dubluke wrote:
Jazzamataz wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:Yeah, you can be the National typewriter, as judging from my previous post, I'm not fit for the job.

Anyone gave any thoughts to what laws we should invent in Secret Ninja Country? I'm thinking 'Complete legalization of Marijuana production and distribution' is going to rake somewhere in the top 1..
- Legalization of drugs and distribution.
- Restricted gun laws. (ie. NOBODY should have one).
- The hottest month of the year should be a recreational month (Civil services and agricultural services exempt).
- Everyone SHOULD be able to live a semi-subsistence lifestyle - Govt. funding for bio-domes etc. (In theory, we all get a a cabbage patch in the garden to grow veg. - which should drive down costs of certain foods and allow those that make less money the ability to afford other items.)
- Recycling should be mandatory.
- Tax breaks for Eco-homes (encouraging homes to become as eco-friendly as possible)
- Automatic entry for Doctors/Teachers/Infrastuctural Engineers (Builders, Electricians etc etc...)
- Universities to ONLY deal in core subjects - Maths, Sciences, Social Sciences, Teaching, English. (Gets rid of the students in the system that would not have gone to University and those studying subjects which have saturated markets such as business and IT. These subjects should be left to Colleges.)
- Subsidised University for all students in their first degree.
hey man stop being so serious about this yeah, the only laws in the secret ninja land are HEEL AIR E OOOS ones

ooooh, in that case... the hot chicks have to be all kinds of naked.

except for the hilarious comedy hats they'll be sporting, which IMO should be mandatory wear for all, sort of like a national dress that its illegal to not constantly wear...

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:05 pm

^ you mean like those Irish guiness hats that appear once a year?

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:08 pm

Jazzamataz wrote:^ you mean like those Irish guiness hats that appear once a year?

no, these ones are gonna have some kerazee shit on them, like a goat hamster in a flying car

jazzamataz · Post by **jazzamataz** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:12 pm

Niiiiice.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:14 pm

Jazzamataz wrote:Niiiiice.

yeah its gonna be awesome, i've got some pretty intricate designs lined up

HamCrescendo · Post by **HamCrescendo** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:17 pm

SNH Zionism, heil!

Now we've just got to make friends with the reptillian overlords and create a new world order and all that other cool conspiratory shit.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:20 pm

DanRev wrote:SNH Zionism, heil!

Now we've just got to make friends with the reptillian overlords and create a new world order and all that other cool conspiratory shit.

i'm going to be in charge of throwing mind control chemicals out of jet engines

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