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feral witchchild · Post by **feral witchchild** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:14 am

You fucked up, breh, but if it's of any consolation, that kind of blind obliviousness is strangely appealing to some women.

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:19 am

Dead Rats wrote:
MiscreanT wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
MiscreanT wrote:
Dead Rats wrote: YOU WANNA GO?
I'll go alright.....with you to the fucking chemist to get some brown hair die...
MATE, THE ONLY THING THAT'S GONNA BE BROWN IS THE INSIDE OF YOUR PANTS WHEN SQUARE UP TO ME.

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU IN A HEARTBEAT.
My knees are trembling with fear

IS THAT A PICTURE OF YOUR MUM, MATE?

I would hope not - not just because thats a man but mainly because that would mean that somewhere in my gene pool i have the ginger gene which would also mean that any babies i might have are getting thrown off a fucking bridge in a potato sack.

BaronVon · Post by **BaronVon** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:26 am

Alty · Post by **Alty** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:20 pm

Ah shit. I can be pretty bad at picking up on these things too. But that really does suck

did · Post by **did** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:35 pm

MiscreanT wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
MiscreanT wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
MiscreanT wrote:
dont make me fucking sick....
YOU WANNA GO?
I'll go alright.....with you to the fucking chemist to get some brown hair die...
MATE, THE ONLY THING THAT'S GONNA BE BROWN IS THE INSIDE OF YOUR PANTS WHEN SQUARE UP TO ME.

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU IN A HEARTBEAT.
My knees are trembling with fear

probably one of my all time favourite posts

did · Post by **did** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:52 pm

From FML

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

HAHAHAHA that guy is a fucking legend

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:23 pm

MiscreanT wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
MiscreanT wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
MiscreanT wrote:
dont make me fucking sick....
YOU WANNA GO?
I'll go alright.....with you to the fucking chemist to get some brown hair die...
MATE, THE ONLY THING THAT'S GONNA BE BROWN IS THE INSIDE OF YOUR PANTS WHEN SQUARE UP TO ME.

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU IN A HEARTBEAT.
My knees are trembling with fear

mmm daywalker hot.

surface_tension · Post by **surface_tension** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:35 pm

Jesus Christ Baron, talk about failing. At no point did you think that this may be an opportunity to lose your virginity finally?

surface_tension · Post by **surface_tension** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:39 pm

Ok I think I might have one better... This dude who shall remain nameless was with myself and Claw at Dubwar. He goes up and hits on this girl working at the bar and says "why don't you call some of your friends, there are no girls here" and the bartender points to her friend standing next to the bar.

He turns and says "I'm sorry I didn't know you were a girl" or something like that. He got no drink, no number, no ass, no friends were called. We never took him with us anywhere again.

surface_tension · Post by **surface_tension** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:47 pm

Nobody wants a face full of pubes. Men and women, shave your neon red pubes or GTFO.

boy_arena · Post by **boy_arena** » Fri Apr 10, 2009 8:15 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:cos it was a bit bleak out (was raining i spose lol)

i lol'd

firky · Post by **firky** » Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:53 pm

a of dkr wrote:
Firky wrote:My mate is ginger and really quite sensitive about it to such an extent he was 23 when he lost his virginity, which isn't ancient but it's not exactly young either. Anyway, first time he was going to get his end away, he turns off the light, drops his kecks in front of this beautiful spread girl who giggles at him

"what?" says butler
"i can see your pubes in the dark" says the girl

i don't get why ginger ppl are so upset about it. i kinda like them, especially the girls. i think ginger emphasizes any amount of pretty-ness.

i have a question for ppl living in UK: do girls get offended when you call them "birds"? it kinda seems to be the equivalent of "bitches" in the US. while I find "bitches" to be terrible, I kinda like "birds". I was wondering how the girls over there react to it.

edit: I suddenly feel awkward as the only girl posting in this thread

One of my flings was a red haired scottish girl, gorgeous she was. Proper celtic red hair and beautiful almond skin - she's still a good mate of mine.

'Bird' is not a derogatory term as 'bitches', it's has no negative connotations behind but it's really up to the individual, I'd never call a lass 'bird' if she she didn't like it. But IME most don't give a fuck

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:59 pm

oh my lord...

I started a general conversation asking her what kind of things she listens to last night?

Answer: Reggae and dubstep mainly.

Holy...fucking...shit balls

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:17 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:oh my lord...

Aside from things generally going well last night (she used to work as an indian head massage person or some shit...holy fucking hell is it ever nice ) I started a general conversation asking her what kind of things she listens to?

Answer: Reggae and dubstep mainly.

Holy...fucking...shit balls

quality, now all you need to ask is does she take it up the arse and has she got any photos of her mates and you've got yourself quaite a catch.

you could save yourself the bother of asking the second question by adding her on facebook>photo albums>holiday pictures>ibiza 2008

2manynoobs · Post by **2manynoobs** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:27 pm

lol, this girl should know there's a thread of her goin on dubstepforum

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:03 pm

^^^

aye should she. slag

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:41 pm

2ManyNoobs wrote:lol, this girl should know there's a thread of her goin on dubstepforum

There's a quality first post left in this thread.

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:00 pm

Awwwwww, shes been ill the last couple of days, and she said she dreamt i was making her cups of tea all last night

(but tone down the smile on that badboy in your head so it doesnt look so mental)

Im going all mushy here...its been yeeeears since ive gone mushy...

Reeeally like her...

edit: Wait, what the FUCK?! Just realised a flip side here. We aint even together, theres just been some vintage courting style happenings...and shes already dreaming that im going to wait on her hand and foot every time she gets the goddam sniffles?!!

...liabilities

did · Post by **did** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:25 pm

beat it

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:28 pm

Best Hideout thread since,........dunno i'l think of a funny one! I never come in here atm!

PLus this:

Feral Witchchild wrote:You fucked up, breh, but if it's of any consolation, that kind of blind obliviousness is strangely appealing to some women.

...has got to be true WigBar...it gets me through life!

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