One for the lads.

tr0tsky · Post by **tr0tsky** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:13 am

Why should you only wear y-fronts when in an ex-Soviet Union nuclear site?

Chernobyl fall-out.

did · Post by **did** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:32 am

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:39 am

How does a Slavic dictator address a prostitute?

Slobberdown Mycockyoubitch.

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:59 am

disgraceful

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:00 am

A socialist, a capitalist and a communist agreed to meet. The socialist was late. 'Excuse me for being late, I was standing in a queue for sausages.'

'And what is a queue?' the capitalist asked.

'And what is a sausage?' the communist asked.

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:04 am

worst one yet..

a black swan walks into a pub & orders a pint, barman says, what a coincidence i named my pub after you, the black swan says, what, alan?

tr0tsky · Post by **tr0tsky** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:14 am

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren.

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:17 am

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:25 am

missedthebus wrote:What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape

Once told that one to an ex's new boyfriend... about 5 minutes later, as everyone else was making up more joke statistics, he piped up with "How do you guys get to know so much about these statistics?"

*blank stares*

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:29 am

Magma wrote:
missedthebus wrote:What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape
Once told that one to an ex's new boyfriend... about 5 minutes later, as everyone else was making up more joke statistics, he piped up with "How do you guys get to know so much about these statistics?"

*blank stares*

oh you are joking, you should have raped him

SK3W3R · Post by **SK3W3R** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:41 am

whats black and screams?

stevie wonder awnsering the iron

it gets me everytime because you can imagine it so well

did · Post by **did** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:45 am

(in this world people are roads)

Right, the M1 and the A1 are sitting in a pub having a drink. They're the hardest of hard roads, don't fuck with them. So there they are drinking and chatting when this tiny thin bit of tarmac comes in, smacks the M1, downs his pint, twats him, downs the A1s pint, goes "I had your mother last night", smashes the glass on the bar and strolls out.

Now, the M1 and A1 are so shocked that they dont even go after him. They turn to the barman and go 'what the fuck was wrong with him?'

"Ahh, he comes in here a lot. May only be a thin piece of tarmac but he can be a right old cyclepath".

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:48 am

yea big up SK3W3R, that made me bussup

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:52 am

deamonds wrote:worst one yet..

a black swan walks into a pub & orders a pint, barman says, what a coincidence i named my pub after you, the black swan says, what, alan?

HAHA. thats quite good.

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:53 am

An arm and a leg found iin Hertfordshire, a head found in Lecestershire.......... Im off to wonder through the fields, there may be some fanny about!

bass_culture · Post by **bass_culture** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:04 am

missedthebus wrote:An arm and a leg found iin Hertfordshire, a head found in Lecestershire.......... Im off to wonder through the fields, there may be some fanny about!

ooooooo current!

spooKs · Post by **spooKs** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:09 am

tr0tsky wrote:Why should you only wear y-fronts when in an ex-Soviet Union nuclear site?

Chernobyl fall-out.

love it

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:13 pm

Man goes to see his doctor
doctor says "You're going to have to stop masturbating"
mans says "But doctor, why?"
doctor says "Because I'm trying to examine you"

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:15 pm

::G-SUS:: wrote:Man goes to see his doctor
doctor says "You're going to have to stop masturbating"
mans says "But doctor, why?"
doctor says "Because I'm trying to examine you"

haha

my old favourite from the old jokes thread on here;

Why did the girl fall of the swing?

she had no arms

Why couldn't her mate get on the swing?

she had no arms or legs

What did their mute, deaf and blind freind get for christmas?

Cancer

samkablaam · Post by **samkablaam** » Tue Apr 21, 2009 2:51 pm

whats brown and rhymes with snoop?

dr dre

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