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magma · Post by **magma** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:26 am

MiscreanT wrote:prowling

Probably the best word in this thread.

osky · Post by **osky** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:26 am

this shud be made sticky and u shud update every 24 hours. then somone should make a show about it and put it on E4 with all the other cool hip and down with the teenager shows that they show. u'll make a mint

unseen · Post by **unseen** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:37 am

this thread´s gold!

did · Post by **did** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:45 am

this girl had better be sexy...

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:54 am

Im starting to read Wiggles posts like the voiceover in The Wonder Years...

If only she knew how much angst you were going through trying to win her heart. I think its really sweet as it reminds me of the trouble I had building up the courage when i was younger (only not as stalkerish

).

Thing is you just have to bite the bullet mate and do it or you are only going to regret missed chances. Once you have done it a couple of times it becomes a piece of piss and you realise that women are actually pretty easy to talk to. The worst you can get is a no but Im very sure you will get the answer you have been hoping for...

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:01 pm

It's better to regret doing something that to regret doing nothing. Take the plunge mate!

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:14 pm

When you take the plunge, ignore the cup of tea question from the Turkish girl as well.

did · Post by **did** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:20 pm

or level the bitch then ask your girl out while shes shocked that you just lamped her turkish breh on the head with a crow bar and she will probably say yes. works for me

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:21 pm

lol its gonna be all bless. The fact that ive actually tried is pretty novel for me, but more due to the novelty of the fact that ive met a lass I would want to make an effort for.

We pretty much spend most days together, and its always really easy and amusing hanging oot so theres not really much in the way of a problem. I just decided I was going to do something about it, and every time the right moment has appeared since ive been Turkished

Ill have her alone soon...when its dark...and im in a place where I don't have to make eye contact. Then we'll be laughing

(And no, im not going for the ever popular "sex without consent" route

Really does get the message across though aye?)

But for now, time to discuss yet more...(yes you guessed it?) Horrendous life threatening illnesses! What all good relationships are based on.

cal · Post by **cal** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:28 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote: We pretty much spend most days together, and its always really easy and amusing hanging oot so theres not really much in the way of a problem. I just decided I was going to do something about it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friend_zone

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:51 pm

cal wrote:
The Wiggle Baron wrote: We pretty much spend most days together, and its always really easy and amusing hanging oot so theres not really much in the way of a problem. I just decided I was going to do something about it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friend_zone

You know what mate, as i was reading Wiggles last post I suddenly thought exactly the same thing...better move quick Wiggle coz once you are in the 'Friend Zone' its hard to escape...

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:54 pm

MiscreanT wrote:girls dont actually like the shy nervous act - its not sweet, its not cute, its the way all their guy 'friends' acted with them which is partly why they never got their hole.

cal wrote:
The Wiggle Baron wrote: We pretty much spend most days together, and its always really easy and amusing hanging oot so theres not really much in the way of a problem. I just decided I was going to do something about it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friend_zone

Your window of opportunity is closing by the minute. You keep saying there aint been the right time. The thing is, you have to MAKE the right time. If not you'll just end up another "pal".

de-fi · Post by **de-fi** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:53 pm

::G-SUS:: wrote:
MiscreanT wrote:girls dont actually like the shy nervous act - its not sweet, its not cute, its the way all their guy 'friends' acted with them which is partly why they never got their hole.

cal wrote:
The Wiggle Baron wrote: We pretty much spend most days together, and its always really easy and amusing hanging oot so theres not really much in the way of a problem. I just decided I was going to do something about it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friend_zone

Your window of opportunity is closing by the minute. You keep saying there aint been the right time. The thing is, you have to MAKE the right time. If not you'll just end up another "pal".

So true.

ajantis_art · Post by **ajantis_art** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:28 pm

gwarn wiggy, in for the kill

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:32 pm

Well basically, big the fuck up you guys.

Nothings happened yet, but youve sorted me out lol. I was getting my revise on in the library today, but pretty much realised my mind wasn't exactly focused on the task in hand...Was thinking about just going to her house right then and seeing what happens. Did my standard umming and erring though, and was about to bottle when I thought id just have a looksy on the forum, and all I see is people pointing out what I spose is the fucking obvious

Friend zone AINT the one.

So yeah, went down there and (I still think fair enough...) paced around a bit getting myself psyched, before knocking on the ole door. Plan was to literally just say something along the lines of were going for a chat...now. Anyhoo, turned out she wasn't in, and I was actually just so pissed off lol. Smacked the door again harder just to make sure, and no she still wasn't in...but im fully in the zone now.

I swear if she walked in the room now id metaphorically mount her like a lion on heat and thrust emotionally charged words hard into her unyielding ears without as much as a hand shake.

Watch this space mother fuckers

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 5:35 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:Well basically, big the fuck up you guys.

Nothings happened yet, but youve sorted me out lol. I was getting my revise on in the library today, but pretty much realised my mind wasn't exactly focused on the task in hand...Was thinking about just going to her house right then and seeing what happens. Did my standard umming and erring though, and was about to bottle when I thought id just have a looksy on the forum, and all I see is people pointing out what I spose is the fucking obvious Friend zone AINT the one.

So yeah, went down there and (I still think fair enough...) paced around a bit getting myself psyched, before knocking on the ole door. Plan was to literally just say something along the lines of were going for a chat...now. Anyhoo, turned out she wasn't in, and I was actually just so pissed off lol. Smacked the door again harder just to make sure, and no she still wasn't in...but im fully in the zone now.

I swear if she walked in the room now id metaphorically mount her like a lion on heat and thrust emotionally charged words hard into her unyielding ears without as much as a hand shake.

Watch this space mother fuckers

Thats the spirit wiggles,go get em!

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:19 pm

Right, its happening! Its got to.

She just rang seeing if I wanted to head round hers for something to eat, before getting involved with some positioning revision. Im literally just finishing cooking some food as we speak, but gonna head round there after and get involved. Unfortunately I do really need to get some revision done else im fucked for the exam tomorrow, but im sure later on i'll be able to sort something out

Of course, its never that simple...as Turkish woman will also be very much involved in the evening lol. If it gets to a point of silliness though, I think theres a kettle of boiling water with her name on it...

GWAN!!! Now to not undercook the chicken and spend an evening vomiting and crapping

ajantis_art · Post by **ajantis_art** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:25 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:Right, its happening! Its got to.

She just rang seeing if I wanted to head round hers for something to eat, before getting involved with some positioning revision.

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:33 pm

Massive big ups to Wigglester for saying 'Anyhoo'.

cal · Post by **cal** » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:39 pm

Eye of the wiggling tiger!

F5 on the thread

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