How to get free Magnum ice creams in uk.

wubstep · Post by **wubstep** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:22 pm

Dear Sir or Madame,

Today I was shocked & appauled to hear that the splendid product that was the Triple Chocolate Magnum is no longer available. After scouring the tri-County area, I evenually succumbed to the fact that the Holy Grail of iced-cream products would no longer be mine. I'm finding it hard to come to terms with this at the moment. This has added another blow to my incredibly depressing week so far. Once my home had been reposessed, I didn't think it could feasibily get any worse.

I am writing to you to demand an explaination and possible retribution for trauma your actions have put me through. I happen to know I'm not the only individual affected by your thoughtless actions. A close friend and passionate enjoyer of the Triple Chocolate Magnum, Rev. Dale has already contacted you. The guy is currently going through inconsolable grief due to this. I hope you've considered your actions and how they've affected a man in of the clergy. You don't mess with the clergy.

Regards,

Adam Reid

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:24 pm

wubstep wrote:Dear Sir or Madame,

Today I was shocked & appauled to hear that the splendid product that was the Triple Chocolate Magnum is no longer available. After scouring the tri-County area, I evenually succumbed to the fact that the Holy Grail of iced-cream products would no longer be mine. I'm finding it hard to come to terms with this at the moment. This has added another blow to my incredibly depressing week so far. Once my home had been reposessed, I didn't think it could feasibily get any worse.

I am writing to you to demand an explaination and possible retribution for trauma your actions have put me through. I happen to know I'm not the only individual affected by your thoughtless actions. A close friend and passionate enjoyer of the Triple Chocolate Magnum, Rev. Dale has already contacted you. The guy is currently going through inconsolable grief due to this. I hope you've considered your actions and how they've affected a man in of the clergy. You don't mess with the clergy.

Regards,

Adam Reid

Fucking liberty

I can't breathe for laughing

-dubson- · Post by **-dubson-** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:30 pm

wubstep wrote:Dear Sir or Madame,

Today I was shocked & appauled to hear that the splendid product that was the Triple Chocolate Magnum is no longer available. After scouring the tri-County area, I evenually succumbed to the fact that the Holy Grail of iced-cream products would no longer be mine. I'm finding it hard to come to terms with this at the moment. This has added another blow to my incredibly depressing week so far. Once my home had been reposessed, I didn't think it could feasibily get any worse.

I am writing to you to demand an explaination and possible retribution for trauma your actions have put me through. I happen to know I'm not the only individual affected by your thoughtless actions. A close friend and passionate enjoyer of the Triple Chocolate Magnum, Rev. Dale has already contacted you. The guy is currently going through inconsolable grief due to this. I hope you've considered your actions and how they've affected a man in of the clergy. You don't mess with the clergy.

Regards,

Adam Reid

lol

too mcuh

manatee · Post by **manatee** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:40 pm

I C&Ped the original post into the magnum complaint form, sorry.

That said, I did settle a score with Cadbury:

I am writing to you not about a particular fruit and nut bar, but about what I have perceived to be a decline in the quantity of raisins in the bar. That said, I have before eaten a fruit and nut bar with absolutely no raisins in, and little to distinguish it from a whole nut bar, aside from some misleading labeling.

I don't know for certain that the number of raisins in the bars has declined, but I feel it has, and I feel that there are definitely not enough of them, since if people wanted a wholly nut based bar, there exists on for them, whilst raisin fans have no such luxury.

True story. Bloody quakers should stick to oats.

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:44 pm

Did they give you some English lessons?

manatee · Post by **manatee** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:50 pm

Hi,
I just wanted to take the time out of what I'm sure you can imagine is a tightly packed schedule (well fueled by your high energy drink) to congratulate your company on creating such a marvel of modern ingenuity. A non alcoholic beer, an energy drink, an alternative to cola, you wouldn't believe it could all be the same product. Until you drink Supermalt!

Maybe brown nosing will help me score some vouchers.

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:54 pm

this is pretty deep, how poor you gotta be to want a free shit ice cream

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:56 pm

FUCK YOU!

We are tearing down the wall of tyranny capitalist babylon one free ice-cream at a time, you fucking ghosty tnuc

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:00 pm

Firky wrote:FUCK YOU!

We are tearing down the wall of tyranny capitalist babylon one free ice-cream at a time, you fucking ghosty tnuc

good luck with that

manatee · Post by **manatee** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:12 pm

The_Dza88 wrote: this is pretty deep, how poor you gotta be to want a free shit ice cream

YOU HAVENT BEEN ATTENTIVE!

They give you vouchers and you can choose which ice cream. There are more flavours than that!

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:15 pm

I could have sworn unilever make toilet duck, ajax and other cleaning products. Maybe I should get cilit bang (and the dirt is gone) instead.

manatee · Post by **manatee** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:28 pm

Firky wrote:I could have sworn unilever make toilet duck, ajax and other cleaning products. Maybe I should get cilit bang (and the dirt is gone) instead.

Maybe that's why they had to take their ice cream off the market.

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:34 pm

Firky wrote:FUCK YOU!

We are tearing down the wall of tyranny capitalist babylon one free ice-cream at a time, you fucking ghosty tnuc

see if only all the daft hippies had spent their time ordering free ice cream instead of going to g20 RBS would be still standing

HamCrescendo · Post by **HamCrescendo** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:44 pm

I think every letter should now come from a member of the clergy or an associate of it.

wubstep · Post by **wubstep** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:51 pm

DanRev wrote:I think every letter should now come from a member of the clergy or an associate of it.

Amen to this.

HamCrescendo · Post by **HamCrescendo** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:56 pm

Dear Sir or Madam,

I was recently informed by a dear friend that your product, the "Magnum Triple Chocolate" ice cream has been discontinued. I would like to enquire whether this is true, or whether this is my friend's idea of a sick joke. However, I have always found her to be a most truthful lady, as she has been a nun of St. Maurus' Convent for several decades and is not one to even exaggerate, let alone tell such a lie.

She seemed quite upset at this, as a nun she does not indulge in many a luxury, but the product in question was one of the few that she had, and one, I'm sure she wont mind me saying, she quite definately indulged in. The Magnum Triple Chocolate has become a running joke between us, and we are both sad to see it disappear from our lives so quickly.

Thank you

Daniel Cornish (and on behalf of Sister Gerry Andbens)

wubstep · Post by **wubstep** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:05 pm

I was reading it...reading it...I knew a clergy joke was coming soon...reading...then it dropped.

Just the word 'nun' made me laugh.

I think we've stumbled across a new genre of comedy:

'Clergy want their Magnum back'.

leftdub · Post by **leftdub** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:07 pm

This thread is gold.

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:19 pm

Time to step this up a gear

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=76218171924

wubstep · Post by **wubstep** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:22 pm

Firky wrote:Time to step this up a gear

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=76218171924

I was waiting for this

Let's take it global people.

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