How to get free Magnum ice creams in uk.

fork · Post by **fork** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:11 am

LeftDub wrote:
a frozen snack enthusiast with a dream.
This may be the best thing I have ever had the pleasure of reading.

Hahaha

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:31 am

bandshell wrote: Excalibur of cold treats, "The Triple Chocolate"

Fuck me - that is the greatest thing ive ever read. Been pissing myself laughing for like an hour reading this thread - even had tears once.

Best thread in the SNH for AGES!

jrj2020 · Post by **jrj2020** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:41 am

sweet holy mother of god this thread is genius.

The excalibur of cold treats

actually crying now

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:09 am

I went for the serious aproach:
Dear Sir/Madam

I recently went to Morrisons in order to pick up a multipack of Magnum Triple Chocolate ice creams but was dismayed to find that they had none in stock. I then checked on your website and found you no longer make this type of Magnum. You can not be serious? They were clearly the nicest ice creams on the market and none others can compare, The standard milk Magnums are ok, but i will now have to search to find a replacement for my favourite type of ice cream.

I have a dream that one day these ice creams may return. As Jesus did from the grave.

Yours faithfully
Rev. Peadar McCabe

did · Post by **did** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:46 am

::G-SUS:: wrote:
WE (yes, I have read of other complaints over the internet on researching the topic) are just some idiots that met over a website or something equally as ridiculous. We are not.

I HAD to drop that in

Genevieve · Post by **Genevieve** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:04 am

So who else has gotten replies?

did · Post by **did** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:10 am

still waiting on mine

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:15 am

Only sent it an hour ago but still waiting hahaha

Anyone know which shops i will be able to use the vouchers in?

Would it be cheap to offer to buy my girl a magnum then pull out the vouchers?

did · Post by **did** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:16 am

adisize wrote:Only sent it an hour ago but still waiting hahaha

Anyone know which shops i will be able to use the vouchers in?

Would it be cheap to offer to buy my girl a magnum then pull out the vouchers?

most definitely not. mine is supporting me all the way with this quest. she knows it's not the money, it's the principal

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:18 am

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am writing to you to enquire about the aforementioned product, the ‘Magnum Triple Chocolate’. I watch my diet very carefully, but have always managed to find room in my calorie counts for these chilled delights. Imagine my horror, upon hearing that this product has been discontinued. I’m writing to you, driven partly by panic, and partly by curiosity, to find out what’s next in the pipeline? I hope that an equally delicious sub-zero snack is on its way to shelves throughout the UK. Can you give me the inside (ice cream) scoop?

Regards,

Matt Broom

did · Post by **did** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:19 am

kins83 wrote:Can you give me the inside (ice cream) scoop?

manatee · Post by **manatee** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:20 am

DID wrote:
::G-SUS:: wrote:
WE (yes, I have read of other complaints over the internet on researching the topic) are just some idiots that met over a website or something equally as ridiculous. We are not.

I HAD to drop that in

If anything is going to damage the chances of vouchers, its that!

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:21 am

DID wrote:
kins83 wrote:Can you give me the inside (ice cream) scoop?

Yeah. Shit innit.

did · Post by **did** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:25 am

kins83 wrote:
DID wrote:
kins83 wrote:Can you give me the inside (ice cream) scoop?

Yeah. Shit innit.

it actually had me rolling around my floor for about 10 minutes. probably in my top 3 lame jokes

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:09 pm

DID wrote:
kins83 wrote:
DID wrote:
kins83 wrote:Can you give me the inside (ice cream) scoop?

Yeah. Shit innit.
it actually had me rolling around my floor for about 10 minutes. probably in my top 3 lame jokes

It's fucking quality, mate. I'd be proud of that pun.

No reply here, going to check the facebook group

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:10 pm

Firky wrote:Time to step this up a gear

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=76218171924

11 members? Are you fuckers serious? This is war people... Babylon won't fall with out all you natty dubsteppers

SORT IT THE FUCK OUT!

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:16 pm

Mate of mine does this all the time. I think his crowning glory was a letter to Head and Shoulders complaining that a redesign of their bottles meaning that it was now only visually appealing when the shampoo was stood directly next to the conditioner forced him to reorganise his shower, wasting 15 minutes of his valuable time.

They sent him £15 of vouchers!

firky · Post by **firky** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:17 pm

I think I have found a new way to entertain myself whilst I am signed off sick. Which is just as well as I was starting to get blisters and the smell was quite frankly horrific.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:19 pm

you legends

here's my attempt

Dear Sir or Madam,

I am a man of simple pleasures, and the thing I take pleasure in the most can be summed up in three simple words ‘Magnum Triple Chocolate’. Whilst browsing the ‘frozen section’ of my local Costcutter (a veritable mecca for frozen chocolate treat lovers) I was deeply concerned to find that no magnum triple chocolate ice creams were on display. I tried several other supermarkets and corner shops, and whilst in Asda at the end of a long hard day of searching, I quizzed one of their employees (a most helpful lad named Gerald) on where I may be able to find the magnum triple chocolate ice creams. He informed me with great sadness in his voice that they were no longer in production. I was shocked by this news, and was forced to retire to bed early with a cup of hot cocoa to calm down. My sleep was disturbed throughout the night by horrific dreams of a world without magnum triple chocolate. Upon further quizzing of one of the reverends at my abbey, a Rev. Dale, I found that he too had suffered similar dismay at the news.
I implore you, for the sake of the sanity of all the monks here, to re-introduce magnum triple chocolate. In this life of chastity we lead, indulgent pleasures are few and far between – and 10 minutes with a magnum triple chocolate brings us a level of pleasure as close as possible to that of intercourse, without breaking our chastity vow.

I look forward to the return of magnum triple chocolate to our shelves, yours sincerely, Brother Bluke, Order of Monk’s, Buckfast Abbey

did · Post by **did** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:23 pm

dubluke wrote:
Dear Sir or Madam,

I am a man of simple pleasures, and the thing I take pleasure in the most can be summed up in three simple words ‘Magnum Triple Chocolate’.

dubluke wrote: and 10 minutes with a magnum triple chocolate brings us a level of pleasure as close as possible to that of intercourse, without breaking our chastity vow.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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