From when I moved in last year my landlord and her husband have been both complete pricks. Even though i've kicked off about it enough times, she randomly turns up at the house 'to check that everything is okay' even though by law shes gotta give 24 hours notice in writing. Other times include me and my ex being in bed on a sunday morning, hearing the doorbell ring at like 9am and think fuck that thats not getting answered, and her husband lets himself in so i jump up and ask him what he thinks hes doing and he said 'just seeing if you were gonna be here later' and the time i put a basket behind my door when i left for work and found it moved back when i came home - obvious that she'd been in my room whilst i was away. aah theres so many things i could write about here but its not the point of this.
for our last term of rent, me and my ex need to pay about £2,000 which we both have, but are quite reluctant to give cause the landlord is a prick so ive come up with a plan. i thought stamps were legal tender, so i was gonna go to a fuck off post office and by 2 g's worth of stamps, but apparently only £1 coins can be used for an unlimited amount of money (1p's can only be used up to 20p) so im well up for going down the bank and getting 2,000 £1 coins and leaving them at the house for her to collect. anything unlawful with this? i want it to be as straight as possible so we can get our deposits back too. ill post pics

also, is 2,000 £ coins actually that much? i remember seeing $1 million that fitted in a briefcase which looks a bit poncey.
if all else fails, bricks and windows init.