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miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Thu May 14, 2009 3:39 pm

Apathesis wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:If you've got a

^^^^^^ THE MAN

VVV THE LEGEND

-T-shirt , that always goes down well. You'll be beating the gash off with a stick.
Or one that has a joke about beer.

yeah, they love a guy with a great sense of humour....

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu May 14, 2009 3:42 pm

yea or even wear a shirt saying 'i havent got tourettes, your just a tnuc'

she'll be drenched.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu May 14, 2009 3:45 pm

MiscreanT wrote:
Apathesis wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:If you've got a

^^^^^^ THE MAN

VVV THE LEGEND

-T-shirt , that always goes down well. You'll be beating the gash off with a stick.
Or one that has a joke about beer.
yeah, they love a guy with a great sense of humour....

Anc cocaine. Offer to rail one from her tnuc, Wiggle Baron, she'll love it.

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Thu May 14, 2009 4:08 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
MiscreanT wrote:
Apathesis wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:If you've got a

^^^^^^ THE MAN

VVV THE LEGEND

-T-shirt , that always goes down well. You'll be beating the gash off with a stick.
Or one that has a joke about beer.
yeah, they love a guy with a great sense of humour....
Anc cocaine. Offer to rail one from her tnuc, Wiggle Baron, she'll love it.

Or dont offer her any cocaine, bosh the lot yourself, act like a right tnuc all night while letting her know how much more you know about dubstep/music/whatever it is you do at uni than she does, hope she invites you back to hers then shag her all night till you admit to yourself your not going to cum any time soon at which point you roll over and fall asleep. Too hot to handle!

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu May 14, 2009 4:11 pm

MiscreanT wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
MiscreanT wrote:
Apathesis wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:If you've got a

^^^^^^ THE MAN

VVV THE LEGEND

-T-shirt , that always goes down well. You'll be beating the gash off with a stick.
Or one that has a joke about beer.
yeah, they love a guy with a great sense of humour....
Anc cocaine. Offer to rail one from her tnuc, Wiggle Baron, she'll love it.
Or dont offer her any cocaine, bosh the lot yourself, act like a right tnuc all night while letting her know how much more you know about dubstep/music/whatever it is you do at uni than she does, hope she invites you back to hers then shag her all night till you admit to yourself your not going to cum any time soon at which point you roll over and fall asleep. Too hot to handle!

Oh, man, you really do know me too well.

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Thu May 14, 2009 4:18 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
MiscreanT wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
MiscreanT wrote:
Apathesis wrote: Or one that has a joke about beer.
yeah, they love a guy with a great sense of humour....
Anc cocaine. Offer to rail one from her tnuc, Wiggle Baron, she'll love it.
Or dont offer her any cocaine, bosh the lot yourself, act like a right tnuc all night while letting her know how much more you know about dubstep/music/whatever it is you do at uni than she does, hope she invites you back to hers then shag her all night till you admit to yourself your not going to cum any time soon at which point you roll over and fall asleep. Too hot to handle!
Oh, man, you really do know me too well.

Like 2 peas in a pod.....2 horribly addicted to cocaine little peas in a fucking pod...

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu May 14, 2009 4:23 pm

MiscreanT wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
MiscreanT wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:
MiscreanT wrote: yeah, they love a guy with a great sense of humour....
Anc cocaine. Offer to rail one from her tnuc, Wiggle Baron, she'll love it.
Or dont offer her any cocaine, bosh the lot yourself, act like a right tnuc all night while letting her know how much more you know about dubstep/music/whatever it is you do at uni than she does, hope she invites you back to hers then shag her all night till you admit to yourself your not going to cum any time soon at which point you roll over and fall asleep. Too hot to handle!
Oh, man, you really do know me too well.
Like 2 peas in a pod.....2 horribly addicted to cocaine little peas in a fucking pod...

I think Wiggle Baron actually needs to rail some shit which is as pure as the fucking driven snow, anyway, coz' then maybe he'll grow some testicles and actually do something with this bird.

This bird better have a fucking broom up her arse the amount of fuss she's causing so far, Baron.

apathesis · Post by **apathesis** » Thu May 14, 2009 4:32 pm

I find it hilarious and disturbing that I always check this thread when I come on here

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri May 15, 2009 1:07 pm

uninteresting story aside, depending on the response to a quick text now is the time!

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri May 15, 2009 1:12 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:uninteresting story aside, depending on the response to a quick text now is the time!

Luck...

fork · Post by **fork** » Fri May 15, 2009 1:13 pm

Yes, Good luck!

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri May 15, 2009 1:15 pm

...still waiting on the text dammit

Asked her if she wants that cup of tea, and I know theres no one at hers or mine, pretty much know what I want to say (but fuck knows how im going to say it)

if shes up for the cup of tea its quite literally the time

...come on you non beeping phoney bastard

LEQ · Post by **LEQ** » Fri May 15, 2009 1:20 pm

I'm glad you have finally put a time on 'the time'

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Fri May 15, 2009 1:21 pm

Wooaaahhh, my anti-climax sense are tingling!

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri May 15, 2009 1:23 pm

Dead Rats wrote:Wooaaahhh, my anti-climax sense are tingling!

wouldnt be the previous 40 of em thats giving you that feeling by any chance?

We are pretty standardly bad at text response times. Im pretty much buzzin ready for this and...might be waiting a while lol

Pi-Krust · Post by **Pi-Krust** » Fri May 15, 2009 1:30 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:Wooaaahhh, my anti-climax sense are tingling!
wouldnt be the previous 40 of em thats giving you that feeling by any chance?

We are pretty standardly bad at text response times. Im pretty much buzzin ready for this and...might be waiting a while lol

fucks sake man i'm on tenterhooks,this shit ain't good for me nerves.

magma · Post by **magma** » Fri May 15, 2009 1:32 pm

The Wiggle Baron wrote:
Dead Rats wrote:Wooaaahhh, my anti-climax sense are tingling!
wouldnt be the previous 40 of em thats giving you that feeling by any chance?

We are pretty standardly bad at text response times. Im pretty much buzzin ready for this and...might be waiting a while lol

She's into you then. Chicks that intentionally delay replying etc are always trying to come off less interested than they really are....

And that, my friends, is relationship advice from someone with a totally fucked history with girls.

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Fri May 15, 2009 1:34 pm

Magma wrote:
She's into you then. Chicks that intentionally delay replying etc are always trying to come off less interested than they really are....

Seconded

Magma wrote:

And that, my friends, is relationship advice from someone with a totally fucked history with girls.

Seconded

the wiggle baron · Post by **the wiggle baron** » Fri May 15, 2009 1:42 pm

....aaahhh tick tock tick tock

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