things that have made you happy today

did · Post by **did** » Sun May 17, 2009 11:20 am

dubluke wrote:bare bare jokes at work, managed to freak out some customers by going to their table (where they all had their phones out), and by accident (cos i was thinking about the phones) said "would you like me to take your phones?" meaning plates, then gabor was stood in teh bar making pokemon noises (everyone was quite unsettled by the crazy hungarian shouting SQUIRTLE whilst pouring beer), then he pulled out his pepper spray (don't ask) and started asking stef if he'd like some pepper beer, then i managed to piss off this table of total dickheads by shouting to gabor on the bar "can i have 7 cokes for 7 cocks (talking about the rude customers) please"

good times

luke i NEED to eat here!

wolf89 · Post by **wolf89** » Sun May 17, 2009 1:54 pm

I'm happy because it's almost 3pm and all I've done so far today is get out of bed and listen to records and eat a hotdog.

did · Post by **did** » Sun May 17, 2009 2:06 pm

Wolf89 wrote:I'm happy because it's almost 3pm and all I've done so far today is get out of bed and listen to records and eat a hotdog.

this apart from the get out of bed bit and with a bacon cob instead of a hot dog

dr ddd · Post by **dr ddd** » Sun May 17, 2009 5:47 pm

DID wrote:
dubluke wrote:bare bare jokes at work, managed to freak out some customers by going to their table (where they all had their phones out), and by accident (cos i was thinking about the phones) said "would you like me to take your phones?" meaning plates, then gabor was stood in teh bar making pokemon noises (everyone was quite unsettled by the crazy hungarian shouting SQUIRTLE whilst pouring beer), then he pulled out his pepper spray (don't ask) and started asking stef if he'd like some pepper beer, then i managed to piss off this table of total dickheads by shouting to gabor on the bar "can i have 7 cokes for 7 cocks (talking about the rude customers) please"

good times
luke i NEED to eat here!

ninja meetup meal while bluke's on shift?

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Mon May 18, 2009 1:04 am

dr ddd wrote:
DID wrote:
dubluke wrote:bare bare jokes at work, managed to freak out some customers by going to their table (where they all had their phones out), and by accident (cos i was thinking about the phones) said "would you like me to take your phones?" meaning plates, then gabor was stood in teh bar making pokemon noises (everyone was quite unsettled by the crazy hungarian shouting SQUIRTLE whilst pouring beer), then he pulled out his pepper spray (don't ask) and started asking stef if he'd like some pepper beer, then i managed to piss off this table of total dickheads by shouting to gabor on the bar "can i have 7 cokes for 7 cocks (talking about the rude customers) please"

good times
luke i NEED to eat here!
ninja meetup meal while bluke's on shift?

only the best service for ninja's!! free beers all round

MissBrass · Post by **MissBrass** » Tue May 19, 2009 3:18 pm

its been a minute...

my little english bloke thats been trying and help me pick up the pieces
goddamn he puts a big grin on my face!
my premier kung fu fighter

MissBrass · Post by **MissBrass** » Wed May 20, 2009 7:08 pm

working out really hard.
and being sweaty.

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Wed May 20, 2009 9:38 pm

the limerick thread...
and having 3 weeks off for work experience

spire · Post by **spire** » Wed May 20, 2009 9:45 pm

finally getting a small job. its progress.

frodo · Post by **frodo** » Thu May 21, 2009 12:03 am

Jerk chicken barbecue in the sun

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Thu May 21, 2009 3:44 am

E&J, "The Cognac of the Homeless." Vile shit. Got me drunk, and I'm feeling positively magical.

MissBrass · Post by **MissBrass** » Thu May 21, 2009 5:59 am

DJelements wrote:E&J, "The Cognac of the Homeless." Vile shit. Got me drunk, and I'm feeling positively magical.

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Thu May 21, 2009 6:03 am

its all about drinking plain wisky

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Thu May 21, 2009 9:36 am

sackmetropolis wrote:its all about drinking plain wisky

+ ice

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Thu May 21, 2009 9:55 am

The Acid Never Lies wrote:
sackmetropolis wrote:its all about drinking plain wisky
+ ice

yous know the score. Nothing better than sitting with a triple scotch with a couple of bits of ice in it, slowly getting more and more pissed with every sip, the warmth spreading through your body making you feel all toasty inside.

SK3W3R · Post by **SK3W3R** » Thu May 21, 2009 9:55 am

missbrass wrote:its been a minute...

my little english bloke thats been trying and help me pick up the pieces
goddamn he puts a big grin on my face!
my premier kung fu fighter

who IS such mysterious little english bloke?

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu May 21, 2009 10:11 am

Cider brandy, as recommended by Magma (props to you sir) has made me happy over the last couple of days.

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu May 21, 2009 10:13 am

kins83 wrote:Cider brandy, as recommended by Magma (props to you sir) has made me happy over the last couple of days.

Good innit?

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Thu May 21, 2009 10:18 am

Oh mate, it's fucking awesome. So goddamn smooth. I can see me buying a fair few bottles of it!

That seal stuff on it was weird though - I wasn't sure what to do with it so I twisted it and it bust into loads of little pieces? I take it there must be an etiquette for dealing with such a thing?

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Thu May 21, 2009 10:34 am

yea man, cider brandy is badboy, i likaitalot....

3 things..

1stly, que jumps sorted for cargo on friday..

2ndly, ibiza 09 is defo happening, every1s paid, badness

3rdly, my g/f & I are going to rome in december...even badder.

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