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Worst tune in history?

Post by futures_untold » Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:53 pm

Nominate your worst tune ever (created by a well known act)...

My nomination goes to Ja Rule for Always on Time Feat Ashanti.

It just sounds flat through out, the melody stinks and the lyrics are wack.....

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Post by drokkr » Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:02 pm

i thought you would have named some "mid range cack" :D
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Post by DZA » Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:06 pm

DROKKR wrote:i thought you would have named some "mid range cack" :D
:lol: :lol:

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Post by dequo » Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:14 pm

herve and sinden - stinging nettle
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Post by megaladon » Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:15 pm

DROKKR wrote:i thought you would have named some "mid range cack" :D
Re the mid-range cack/brutal electro debacle, I think this new(?) one from chase and status wins hands down. I guess there are worse actual songs, but they've now done this exact thing a fair few times. It's completely lacking any soul/imagination, and kind of reminds me of the "ultimate dubstep tutorial" video posted here the other day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwhF5iv3ZpI
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all ja rule

Post by paddedcell » Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:18 pm

all ja rule!!!! hate that little midget with passion!

ja rule=blood running from ears
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Post by magma » Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:19 pm

Someone pointed this out to me today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr0-9MHYTuQ

If you get bored of them gangraping rock music for MTV, skip to 2:46... there are no words to describe how awful it becomes.
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Post by alphacat » Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:20 pm

Jeannine Deckers, aka "The Singing Nun," aka "Soeur Sourire."

This is a disco remake of a song she'd had a hit with in 1963 (apparently the '63 version beat Elvis in the Billboard charts for a time.)

The mix is awful, stale, flat. The synth patches chosen for this 'disco' tune are just the worst rubberband farts you can imagine...

The worst part tho is that as bad as it is, it will remain embedded in your brain for WEEKS if you're not careful. It's the most contagious shitty tune I can think of off hand.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uJLAhZU95E

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Post by lowpass » Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:28 pm

Magma wrote:Someone pointed this out to me today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr0-9MHYTuQ

If you get bored of them gangraping rock music for MTV, skip to 2:46... there are no words to describe how awful it becomes.
wow From the intro I thought generic but it doesn't sound too bad, and then the autotune singing came in, what the hell, its so out of place.

This is pretty much the reason I left metal for dubstep, the same repetitive breakdown/clean sing/repeat crap day in day out
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Post by messdup » Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:28 pm

Magma wrote:Someone pointed this out to me today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr0-9MHYTuQ

If you get bored of them gangraping rock music for MTV, skip to 2:46... there are no words to describe how awful it becomes.
:o wtf
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Post by paddedcell » Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:43 pm

^^ magma
these or ja rule i just dont know?
to throw another in that god awful bass hunter!!!!! [/quote]
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Post by TherapyBE » Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:49 pm

Megaladon wrote:
DROKKR wrote:i thought you would have named some "mid range cack" :D
Re the mid-range cack/brutal electro debacle, I think this new(?) one from chase and status wins hands down. I guess there are worse actual songs, but they've now done this exact thing a fair few times. It's completely lacking any soul/imagination, and kind of reminds me of the "ultimate dubstep tutorial" video posted here the other day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwhF5iv3ZpI
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Post by osky » Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:44 pm

so hard to choose with the majority of shit MTV is shoving in our faces for the sheep to love.
do i go ndubz, t pain, lil wayne? how about every gabba song ever made?

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Post by hurlingdervish » Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:50 pm

music has gotten exponentially worse in the last two decades so anything recent will do. listen to pop music from the fifties (mr sandman etc) they are cheezy and relatively shitty, but still more pleasurable to listen to than lil wayne. but ill have to go with

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Post by hackman » Thu Jun 11, 2009 7:52 pm

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Post by borrowed » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:22 pm

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Post by hurlingdervish » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:33 pm

yes i take back my vote and second this^^^^^^

lets count the ways he fucked up

1. layered vocals on every word
2. doesnt actually rap through out the entire video
3. midi steel drum sounds?
4. midi steel drum sounds?
5. midi steel drum sounds?
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Post by borrowed » Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:39 pm

hurlingdervish wrote:
yes i take back my vote and second this^^^^^^

lets count the ways he fucked up

1. layered vocals on every word
2. doesnt actually rap through out the entire video
3. midi steel drum sounds?
4. midi steel drum sounds?
5. midi steel drum sounds?
Mind you, those are stock fl studio steel drum sounds.
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Post by 5-0-what » Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:08 pm

daft punk one more time every time i here that song it makes me want to leave where ever it is playing from
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