If your penis / vagina could talk... what would it say?

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:30 am

another fatty?

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:37 am

100 penis..............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuwTLBXq-4c

diablo · Post by **diablo** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:56 am

"Wear knee high socks, its cold down here"

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:11 am

get ya ribs took out

jaybird · Post by **jaybird** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:29 am

Dead Rats wrote:
Dead Rat's Penis wrote: Hey, I know I'm basically erect for 24 hours a day, but you know when you start making out with that drunk, smoking hot bird you just met? Yeah, THAT'S WHEN I TAKE MY BREAK.

LOL.. you win!

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:45 am

stop doing that, i'm going to get sick.

look, her. the fatty dropping kebab on her tits. put me in her.

let go of me for fucks sake.

i class this as abuse.

s & m · Post by **s & m** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:00 am

"ah c'mon just DO it dude we can tell her to keep it a secret."

"I'll take what i can get"

"DUDE SHE WONT SAY ANYTHING"

"Yeah no shit I blew it in 2 mins you never give me any practice man!??!"

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:33 am

careful jackieboi, another well timed one liner like that and you might just end up using me tonight.

xarcane · Post by **xarcane** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:57 am

"WHY?!"

"why not..."

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:39 am

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:42 am

I'm kept awake by yodelling down there.
Thank christ I'm not an hermaphrodite.

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:17 pm

"take me to a funky night cos dubstep is a total sausise fest"

reverend dale · Post by **reverend dale** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:33 pm

mikey g wrote:another fatty?

My favourite so far.

reverend dale · Post by **reverend dale** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:34 pm

DROKKR wrote:stop doing that, i'm going to get sick.

look, her. the fatty dropping kebab on her tits. put me in her.

let go of me for fucks sake.

i class this as abuse.

drokkr · Post by **drokkr** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:23 pm

look at the state of that, thank fuck i'm not your nose. that looks like it's going to stink in there.

stapleface · Post by **stapleface** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:26 pm

my penis would start singing "lonely" by Akon
then I'd have to gag it to silence it.

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:30 pm

mine would say "whoever you shag, please make sure it isn't mikey g"

dubplate · Post by **dubplate** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:54 pm

dubluke wrote:mine would say "whoever you shag, please make sure it isn't mikey g"

hes a good looking lad you know

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:57 pm

"it's cold here in the shadows... that's why I'm looking a bit thin today honestly"

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