If your penis / vagina could talk... what would it say?

morro_e · Post by **morro_e** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 9:53 am

ehm. so whats exactly this pussy that everyone talk about like?

fish finger · Post by **fish finger** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:03 pm

That last place you kept shoving me was really smelly. Your Fish Finger not Fish Penis. Could you put me somewhere a little less rank from now on? Please.......

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:15 pm

The majority of these aren't good at all.

fish finger · Post by **fish finger** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:18 pm

bandshell wrote:The majority of these aren't good at all.

Is that your submission or a complaint?

Smile man.......

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:29 pm

Fish Finger wrote:
bandshell wrote:The majority of these aren't good at all.
Is that your submission or a complaint?

Smile man.......

complaint

but it'd make a nice submission to I suppose

stenchman · Post by **stenchman** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:05 pm

"if you put me in there again im going to vomit"

stupid fly cfo · Post by **stupid fly cfo** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:26 pm

It is time for another deep penetrating DUB run finished by Cumming all over her face cause she is a dirty little whore just how we like them

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:24 pm

if it wobbles then i dont like it

starz · Post by **starz** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:44 am

FEEEEEEEEEEED ME

ov3rdos3 · Post by **ov3rdos3** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:09 am

"Stop making me do pushups till I puke!"

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:12 am

"Why am i so much bigger the dead rats willy?"

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:24 am

The_Dza88 wrote:"Why am i so much bigger the dead rats willy?"

We both know that isn't true, hunny-bunny.

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:16 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote:"Why am i so much bigger the dead rats willy?"
We both know that isn't true, hunny-bunny.

We both know im right, bloc weekend in my room, you were pritty fucked so i doubt you remember it

curse · Post by **curse** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:09 pm

'what the fuck are you looking at?\

dynamat · Post by **dynamat** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:31 pm

I've only got 1 eye, my hairs a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbours an asshole, my best mates a tnuc an my owners a wanker!

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:35 pm

Dynamat wrote:I've only got 1 eye, my hairs a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbours an asshole, my best mates a tnuc an my owners a wanker!

efektz · Post by **efektz** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:41 pm

They would probaly say..

"get some medication for it you tnuc.. and stop looking."

mawltea · Post by **mawltea** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:49 pm

Mine is actually reciting The Big Lebowski-quotes as we speak. Has done for the last five years. Chicks like humour. Hehe.

s.h.smoke · Post by **s.h.smoke** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:54 pm

use it or lose it buddy

kins83 · Post by **kins83** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:00 am

"For no good reason, I'm ready for action!"

"Woah sorry, that was badly timed."

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