If your penis / vagina could talk... what would it say?

xirrus · Post by **xirrus** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:47 am

"this forward and backward motion is gonna make me throw up!"

pidge · Post by **pidge** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:54 am

Dynamat wrote:I've only got 1 eye, my hairs a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbours an asshole, my best mates a tnuc an my owners a wanker!

win

shamwow · Post by **shamwow** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:55 am

Mine knows the words to candle in the wind.

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:56 am

I certainly wouldn't post here if my penis started talking to me.

syhr · Post by **syhr** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:06 pm

"i'm bored"

badger · Post by **badger** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:09 pm

syhr wrote:"i'm bored"

haha was just about to post that

ghst · Post by **ghst** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 12:07 am

wait...you guys have penis' that dont regularly chat with them?

reverend dale · Post by **reverend dale** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:10 pm

syhr wrote:"i'm bored"

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:39 pm

i need a tan

deadpostcard · Post by **deadpostcard** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:34 pm

"stop goin' through the dsf and take me to redtube!"

heidi m. · Post by **heidi m.** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:16 pm

"you twat, you nearly drowned me last night but I forgive you, good night wannit?!"

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:19 pm

pidge wrote:
Dynamat wrote:I've only got 1 eye, my hairs a mess, my relatives are nuts, my neighbours an asshole, my best mates a tnuc an my owners a wanker!
win

dubstepjustin · Post by **dubstepjustin** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:12 pm

I want to see Different Strokes.

bass hertz · Post by **bass hertz** » Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:20 pm

"hi, please to meat ya!"

tronn · Post by **tronn** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:01 am

"Dude...I'm hungry for more"

"Bro are you serious? I mean look at her fucking teeth!"

"I dont care how desperate you are, I'm not going in there without my raincoat. Get me my fucking raincoat."

"Sorry bro, I'm too drunk. Zzz"

dub frequency records · Post by **dub frequency records** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:55 pm

Stapleface wrote:my penis would start singing "lonely" by Akon
then I'd have to gag it to silence it.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:29 pm

"Chillin, you?"

collige · Post by **collige** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:32 pm

DJelements wrote:"Chillin, you?"

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