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did · Post by **did** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:17 am

granted. but what you mean to do gives you aids.

i wish this sandwich had a little more mayonnaise

miscreant · Post by **miscreant** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:20 am

DID wrote:granted. but what you mean to do gives you aids.

i wish this sandwich had a little more mayonnaise

granted. but its got fuck all else in it and i'm taking away your bread.

i wish people at work would open their ears to something other than whatever daytime radio tells them to listen to.

grimesceneinvestigation · Post by **grimesceneinvestigation** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:26 am

granted, they all listen to 500 bpm speedcore and terror and you have to listen to it aswell while they're in the process though.

I wish I find a new job soon

rectaldubz · Post by **rectaldubz** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 1:11 pm

I wish I find a new job soon[/quote]

granted, ure new job is at an elderly home where you mop up rancid gunk etc,
i wish i had a phat spliff in my mouth right now

grimesceneinvestigation · Post by **grimesceneinvestigation** » Tue Jun 09, 2009 9:35 pm

granted.
it comes with the company of your dealer's big fat penis

I wish my wishes for this week come trough.

rectaldubz · Post by **rectaldubz** » Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:45 am

GrimeSceneInvestigation wrote:granted.
it comes with the company of your dealer's big fat penis

I wish my wishes for this week come trough.

haha saw that one coming,
all of your wish's are granted on one condition, you have to cut DUBSTEP out of your life.

i wish i get atleast B's in all my A levels

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:35 pm

Granted, except for English, obviously....(plurals don't have apostrophes people, however fashionable)
I'm wishing I had a food taster.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:53 pm

SD5 wrote:Granted, except for English, obviously....(plurals don't have apostrophes people, however fashionable)
I'm wishing I had a food taster.

Granted, but you get shot instead of poisoned.

I wish one of my favourite mixes I've done on radio (Drill into Valley of the Shadows) hadn't been slightly out of time.

grimesceneinvestigation · Post by **grimesceneinvestigation** » Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:30 am

Granted,
but the again,
no one was listening anyway.

I wish I could hold on to the last few days forever,
and keep my memories on this week as fresh as possible, since I can't reverse time and experience it all over again.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:16 am

Granted, you're now a snap-dried pea.

I wish I could afford one of those inverter thingies,
you know, that allow you to hang upside down.

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:33 pm

SD5 wrote:Granted, you're now a snap-dried pea.

I wish I could afford one of those inverter thingies,
you know, that allow you to hang upside down.

Granted but you'll be too lazy to ever use it and your belly will continue to grow.

I wish my musical tastes would trickle down to my sister so I wouldn't have to endure any god-awful Kate Perry when I visit.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:02 pm

The Acid Never Lies wrote:
SD5 wrote:Granted, you're now a snap-dried pea.

I wish I could afford one of those inverter thingies,
you know, that allow you to hang upside down.
Granted but you'll be too lazy to ever use it and your belly will continue to grow.

I wish my musical tastes would trickle down to my sister so I wouldn't have to endure any god-awful Kate Perry when I visit.

Granted, she becomes a famous dubstep producer, but she literally shits on you every night.

What the fuck man, I wish that wasn't so fucking weird.

step1 · Post by **step1** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:19 pm

Granted, but you become boring, go off Dubstep, and become an accountant.

I wish I actually had some money to spend for once...

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:22 pm

Step1 wrote:Granted, but you become boring, go off Dubstep, and become an accountant.

I wish I actually had some money to spend for once...

Granted, but you spend it all going to see these guys live
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEIHrnoPGgs

I wish I had fucking fangs

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:07 am

granted, yu is now a male leso that fucks with fangs
(but don't fang me yu wierdo)
I wish no more.

grimesceneinvestigation · Post by **grimesceneinvestigation** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:23 pm

granted, but you have to give in in the process.

I wish concentration problems and biorhythm fractures out of this world.

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:24 pm

GrimeSceneInvestigation wrote:granted, but you have to give in in the process.

I wish concentration problems and biorhythm fractures out of this world.

granted but your on a differnt world where that is all there is.

I wish my girl didn't have to go away for a week on holiday

grimesceneinvestigation · Post by **grimesceneinvestigation** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:36 am

granted, but she's only staying because she has a secret crush on someone else.

I wish for more parties covering different "old school" aspects in music, like jungle, uk garage, old grime, rave, ...

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:48 am

Granted except the soundsystems don't have subs.

I wish i was a famous DJ, life would be easy.

pitr · Post by **pitr** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:52 am

granted, but you'll be playing r&b at studio 54 every night

i wish i had a firm ass

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