Phone Sex

dj ill kid 505 · Post by **dj ill kid 505** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:22 am

Ok, so does anyone here like phone sex? It's not as good as the real thing but it's pretty close! Be honest! If you haven't tried, now the time!

aim · Post by **aim** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:37 am

[quote="DJ Ill Kid 505"] It's not as good as the real thing but it's pretty close! quote]

And to answer your question.... NO! the real thing is the way forward

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:38 am

Not for me, no thanks. Having sex with phones is boring, and cuts your dick up something good. Also, the games up if someone calls you halfway through it and heres the sound of skin-slapping-against-plastic.

I prefer lampshade sex.

nousd · Post by **nousd** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:40 am

2 quick 4 me ratso.

dj ill kid 505 · Post by **dj ill kid 505** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:41 am

Dead Rats wrote:Not for me, no thanks. Having sex with phones is boring, and cuts your dick up something good. Also, the games up if someone calls you halfway through it and heres the sound of skin-slapping-against-plastic.

I prefer lampshade sex.

Really? Ill try it. Have you ever put your balls on the toaster?

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:42 am

I always cum before I actually get through to a real person...I dont have premature ejaculation but it costs a fortune and im cheap.

Nah, to be honest I have a girlfriend, a list of ladies on my phone and the internet so I dont see much point of spending moeny on phone sex.

I phoned them a few times as a kid im not gonna lie but i just giggled. Its difficult to get a hard-on when you are about 10 and have your best mate sitting next to you...

dj ill kid 505 · Post by **dj ill kid 505** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:42 am

SD5 wrote:I've tried
but the phone's too small

(not bragging mind)

Get a bigger phone. That Zack Morris Brick phone.

aim · Post by **aim** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:47 am

FAUST.DTC wrote:Its difficult to get a hard-on when you are about 10 and have your best mate sitting next to you...

hahaaaa

Don't see the point to be honest, doesnt feel as good and you will regret it when you get the phone bill

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:50 am

DJ Ill Kid 505 wrote:Ok, so does anyone here like phone sex? It's not as good as the real thing but it's pretty close! Be honest! If you haven't tried, now the time!

You have sex with your phone?

dj ill kid 505 · Post by **dj ill kid 505** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:06 am

metalboxproducts wrote:
DJ Ill Kid 505 wrote:Ok, so does anyone here like phone sex? It's not as good as the real thing but it's pretty close! Be honest! If you haven't tried, now the time!
You have sex with your phone?

Yes

chester perry · Post by **chester perry** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:07 am

Shame CAshley Cole doesnt pop on here, he could tell a few stories.

reverend dale · Post by **reverend dale** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:22 am

DJ Ill Kid 505 wrote: It's not as good as the real thing but it's pretty close!

You've either had some really bad shags or you've never had sex because it's nothing like the real thing. Yeah I have whacked one out whilst the missus has spoke dirty to me and it felt like having a wank with me cock in one hand and me phone in the other.

sick cat · Post by **sick cat** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:27 am

Reverend Dale wrote:
DJ Ill Kid 505 wrote: It's not as good as the real thing but it's pretty close!

You've either had some really bad shags or you've never had sex because it's nothing like the real thing. Yeah I have whacked one out whilst the missus has spoke dirty to me and it felt like having a wank with me cock in one hand and me phone in the other.

Remember when you phoned up work thinking it was me and left that filthy voice mail

dubluke · Post by **dubluke** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:29 am

Sick Cat wrote:
Reverend Dale wrote:
DJ Ill Kid 505 wrote: It's not as good as the real thing but it's pretty close!

You've either had some really bad shags or you've never had sex because it's nothing like the real thing. Yeah I have whacked one out whilst the missus has spoke dirty to me and it felt like having a wank with me cock in one hand and me phone in the other.
Remember when you phoned up work thinking it was me and left that filthy voice mail

hahahahaha!! how did your boss react?

sick cat · Post by **sick cat** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:32 am

I was on nights so there was only two of us on the ward, wasn't as embarrassing as it could have been. Still funny, "tek ya knickers off, pet"

aim · Post by **aim** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:35 am

Reverend Dale wrote: You've either had some really bad shags or you've never had sex because it's nothing like the real thing.

Basically what I wanted to say

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:40 am

I said I didnt but I was thinking of one of those premium phone lines...but if we are talking people we actually know then yes, pretty regularly (when the girlfriend isnt over

). I also like to swap pictures...im a naughty boy...

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:50 am

FAUST.DTC wrote:I said I didnt but I was thinking of one of those premium phone lines...but if we are talking people we actually know then yes, pretty regularly (when the girlfriend isnt over ). I also like to swap pictures...im a naughty boy...

He's got a fit blonde bird with massive tits and he's still playing the game.

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:01 am

Dead Rats wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:I said I didnt but I was thinking of one of those premium phone lines...but if we are talking people we actually know then yes, pretty regularly (when the girlfriend isnt over ). I also like to swap pictures...im a naughty boy...
He's got a fit blonde bird with massive tits and he's still playing the game.

You would have thought I would have learnt my lesson from past relationships but old habits die hard im afraid.

I know my misbehaviour is gonna make her leave me one day, ive already broke her heart twice but I just cant seem to help myself.

We have come to a deal though, I can look but i cant flirt or touch. Problem is the more I look the more I want to touch.

I guess I should learn to be gretaful for what I have...

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:05 am

While I don't have a fit blonde bird with massive tits as a bird, I often think that I should count my blessings as well and aim for a stable relationship. Maybe cut down on the drinking. Cut down on the other shit. Sort myself out. Calm down... I say that to myself every Monday...

And then Saturday night comes around and it's all out the window.

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