Die Jacko die!

[Dead Rats]

Glade festival

Not to de-rail the de-railing of the thread, but is there a simple print-friendly copy of the Glade line-up and times? The work computer coughs and splutters when I try to load up the site...

[DZA]

http://www.virtualfestivals.com/glade-f ... 09/lineup/

[firky]

You know Firky, I've bitten my tounge when it comes to you for a few too many times now, but I'm afraid I'm gonna bite:

1) You start a topic called "Die Jacko die!" when one of the best musicians of our time has died. I'd understand if it was a topic about Thatcher or Jeremy Beadle, but Michael Jackson? You're jumping on a bandwagon. For the attention.

2) You then have the nerve to say that you didn't start the topic for jokes when somebody complains.

3) You post fucking shite 24/7 with your two different usernames. I don't post much on dubstep [which is why we're here] but you NEVER have done.

4) You chatted non-stop about getting laid for fucking ages. You must have been suffering some serious dry dick. So much so I don't believe it happened. You live in a farm in the middle of bumfuck. I don't believe you shagged your housemate.

5) I don't think sick cat really exists. I think you're going about pretending to be a girl you're shagging so people would think you're cool. What kind of woman would post about shagging you or how big your cock looks in between her tits?

6) Why is it that whenever something comes up, you've done a job relating to it? You've working in a hospital, as a wood-chopper, as a fucking chicken farmer, you've been an astronaut and a fucking alpaca herder. Don't blame me for thinking you're a lying prat.

7) It's getting old calling me a Tanky. I'm not a Stalinist, but you're a fucking child. Get over it, you're boring.



So yeah. That's what I think.

1) That's opinion, as I said I couldn't give a shit but I do find it amusing that people have paid huge sums of money to see a 50 year old plastic man 'perform' out-dated pop music and there's no chance of them ever seeing him. Bit like those who pay several thousand pounds for a ring side seat at a boxing match that lasts two rounds, what a gutter.

2) If you say so.

3) Nope, I haven't. It's boring as fuck that's why - "check out this tune it's phat" "skream is awesome, no he isn't" etc. etc. I read it now and again if something catches my eye but it's recycled topics.

4) Yeah I post 24/7, I posted from work and I'm signed off now with very little to do but piss about on the net and piss off people liek you.

5) I wish I was Sick Cat! I am certainly not shagging her, you'v made that one up. She's a good mate and I doss at hers and vice versa, that's as far as it goes. So something else you have made up.

6) Yup, done lots of jobs and done hundreds of things, got the experience and the knowledge to such things. I'm not trying to rid mysel of my middle-class guilt like some. Never been a chicken farmer - got chickens however.

7) I don't give a fuck, I do it because you're transparent as fuck and clearly not that intelligent. You cite wikipedia and point out you're some arse lick in politics but that's as far as you go. you have no life experience or anything. You're just a chubby hipster on a forum who arse licks counsellors.

And I don't know you think i'd give a shit about what you think

So much for working for LCAP, eh? Funny how t hey never heard of you, and you have the audacity to say I am a liar.... well you should be at Glastonbury and working for LCAP if I am not mistaken, pity they've never heard of you.

[tr0tsky]

So much for working for LCAP, eh? Funny how t hey never heard of you, and you have the audacity to say I am a liar.... well you should be at Glastonbury and working for LCAP if I am not mistaken, pity they've never heard of you.

The rest of your post isn't worth my time responding to. Your comments on my (lack of-) intelligence or life experience gave me great lulz.

However the LCAP stuff was the icing on the cake.

What the fuck do you mean they've never heard of me?

Who the fuck is "they"? LCAP is an organisation not a person. An anarchist organisation, at that. They don't have a leader or a head. They practice consensus decision-making and believe horizontal organisation is the best way. So did you ask every member or just a few?

What did you ask, "do you know somebody that posts on a forum about dubstep that now works for a trade union?" I'm surprised you didn't get a response.

And that aside, I wasn't working for LCAP at Glasto. I was going to work for my bird's organisation. But they only got four spaces to do Workers Beer.

[Dead Rats]

any man dis any man in my gang get banged in da jaw forehand backhand

[Dead Rats]

http://www.virtualfestivals.com/glade-f ... 09/lineup/

Thanks, babe.

[firky]

Yes, "they" as in the organisation, "they" what is called a plural pronoun in this context. Gordon Bennet, you thick fuck. They have never heard of you, there's only a handful of them, and so we all know each other... which is why I was suspect and sure enough. You were lying and making stuff up - again

[Dead Rats]

I lie about the size of my willy all the time. True story.

[firky]

I pretend to be nurse who lies about the size of my willy inbetween her tits

[tr0tsky]

Yes, "they" as in the organisation, "they" what is called a plural pronoun in this context. Gordon Bennet, you thick fuck. They have never heard of you, there's only a handful of them, and so we all know each other... which is why I was suspect and sure enough. You were lying and making stuff up - again

You're such a joker Firky.

Like I said, what did you ask them? Do you know somebody on a forum that listens to dubstep?

[firky]

Showed them that chubby little photograph of yourself you posted, doesn't take much figuring our dipshit.

[tr0tsky]

...and judging by the handful of responses top my list of reasons you're a twat I think that you're fighting a losing battle.

I can now understand now why folk on Urban was so glad when you fucked off.

[tr0tsky]

Showed them that chubby little photograph of yourself you posted, doesn't take much figuring our dipshit.

I wouldn't say chubby.

Just...festively plump.


Dipshit.

[Dead Rats]

I bet DZA's got his penis in his hand right this second.

[firky]

"chubby hipster" I'd say, and transparent.

Still on urban, libcom and other places, don't say much but I am there.

[DZA]

I bet DZA's got his penis in his hand right this second.

Fuck you

[missedthebus]

I bet DZA's got his penis in his hand right this second.

Fuck you

He might take you up on that

[DZA]

I bet DZA's got his penis in his hand right this second.

Fuck you

He might take you up on that

[tr0tsky]

Firky your lying is an institutional joke on Urban.

Like I would bluff about that. I'm not Firky....

is but one mention of you. Funnily enough, on the Michael Jackson thread.

Take a look:

http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showth ... ight=Firky


As are your multiple usernames.



You shouldn't through rocks if you live in a fucking glass chicken house. Expect you used to be a glasshouse repair man, right?

[missedthebus]

Let me be a hypocrite please please please!:


Undertakers have just announced that now that Michael Jackson is dead. He will be melted down into plastic toys so that kids can play with him for a fucking change..!