Electric Eliminators present THE FORTIFIED SESSIONS

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:34 pm

poax wrote:WHAT?
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MONK, THE OCD DETECTIVE.

SHAME.

The most ridiculess premiss for a tv detective ever

.

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:38 pm

poax wrote:WHAT?
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MONK, THE OCD DETECTIVE.

He is an impostor, there is only one Monk detective...

See you all tonight (poss after the Blue noses game has concluded...)

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:46 pm

Surly the best tv detective........

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:52 pm

He owns a chippie in Dalston

jack sparrow1 · Post by **jack sparrow1** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:52 pm

of murder she wrote famo

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:57 pm

jack sparrow1 wrote:of murder she wrote famo

I bet she was well fit when she was a young girl. Infact i'd be hard pushed not get it on with her now. She'd get me shift for rape though. 20 years for ransacking a writer/detective. What has the world come to when you can't have ya way with a lady like that. She probably love in the ass to. Dirty slut

jack sparrow1 · Post by **jack sparrow1** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:50 pm

metalboxproducts wrote:
jack sparrow1 wrote:of murder she wrote famo

I bet she was well fit when she was a young girl. Infact i'd be hard pushed not get it on with her now. She'd get me shift for rape though. 20 years for ransacking a writer/detective. What has the world come to when you can't have ya way with a lady like that. She probably love in the ass to. Dirty slut

thats what she said to me man she knows you like her thats why she brought her magnifiyng glass bro

jokes-i got 5 on it

poax · Post by **poax** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:01 pm

gravious wrote:
poax wrote:WHAT?
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MONK, THE OCD DETECTIVE.
He is an impostor, there is only one Monk detective...

See you all tonight (poss after the Blue noses game has concluded...)

killed it.
i dun know about caedfael!!!!
true.
there is only one monk detective "guffaw!"

poax · Post by **poax** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:04 pm

jessie fletch was criss biscuit back in the day.....

the only thing she likes more then (shall we say) " shit stirring" is licking the spoon clean.
xx

jim · Post by **jim** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 10:41 pm

Hmm, I've not ended up reaching this because my mate seems to have gone AWOL or forgotten about it and I'm bloody knackered after being up really early and fancy a good night's sleep before interview anyway. The wasteman cometh, or doesn't as the case may be

elgato · Post by **elgato** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:11 pm

love it when a seemingly innocent thread holds utter jokes / massive beef within

in terms of quality it has to be man like columbo for me, he fucking KNOWS, every time, he clocks them instantly, then its just a matter of time, cat and mouse, always deep

but monk is best for pure jokes, didnt know about him until recently, it is an absolutely incredible premise, you just get outrageous moments of the surreal in amongst the general detective business

i love detective tv bare

except the cosby mysteries

disappointing

jack sparrow1 · Post by **jack sparrow1** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:26 pm

elgato wrote:love it when a seemingly innocent thread holds utter jokes / massive beef within

in terms of quality it has to be man like columbo for me, he fucking KNOWS, every time, he clocks them instantly, then its just a matter of time, cat and mouse, always deep

but monk is best for pure jokes, didnt know about him until recently, it is an absolutely incredible premise, you just get outrageous moments of the surreal in amongst the general detective business

i love detective tv bare

except the cosby mysteries disappointing

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jim · Post by **jim** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:44 pm

Oh man, the Cosby Mysteries had Mighty Mos, or should I say Dante Bezé!

jim · Post by **jim** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:45 pm

It's got to be the Q man for me though. Jack Klugbucket = legend.

brklss · Post by **brklss** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:51 am

I couldn't make it either man, i'm getting/having a serious cold/flu/whatever and feel horrible...

How was it?

poax · Post by **poax** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:16 am

who knows about banacek??

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:33 am

poax wrote:who knows about banacek??

He's well over looked. He should be brought back asap. Well at least re-show the series agian.

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:50 am

brklss wrote:I couldn't make it either man, i'm getting/having a serious cold/flu/whatever and feel horrible...

How was it?

Shit unlucky.

Probably can be summed up like this:

Gordon:

JP:

Rest of Eliminators crew:

Soundsystem & Jman:

Crowd:

& Me:

Owner:

no, wait, actually its quite busy, oh fuck it

So overall good! Decent wee venue, sound system sounding good once it got tweaked, looking forward to the next one.

jack sparrow1 · Post by **jack sparrow1** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:53 am

electric eliminator · Post by **electric eliminator** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:20 pm

Banacheck was on the last time i was off work ill, pepard is quality.

Where can i see this monk show? It sounds like a right laff.

Dont remember much about last night, the early opening and guiness going down too well combo had an adverse affect...so much so that i managed to fill the works van up with unleaded instead of diesel this morning....DOH!

Spoke to the owner today and he wants to swith it to saturday in the new year so thats a result! Cheers to everyone who came down!

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