Virgin Girl

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:30 am

fuck a virgin right and she's a slave for life (or for about a week, depends)

POND LIFE · Post by **POND LIFE** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:53 am

Piston wrote:lol

it's not like you've got anything to compare it to...it will be your first pussy also

your sig mate... oh my days lol

legend4ry · Post by **legend4ry** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:13 am

Taking it a bit serious .....

My lady was a virgin when we got together and after a few months she was ready and tbh - I was quite worried to hurt her and such and it was probably more awkward for me than for her .. was good still.

I suppose it depends if you love the girl or not - if you don't I suppose it'll be great to just smash the pasty but not if its with someone who isn't just a random girl you -don't- want to give them a bad experience.

ketamine · Post by **ketamine** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:36 am

bright maroon wrote:oops..I mean't donkey punch..
I'm getting my punches/panches mixed up..

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... nkey+punch

...um... wow

the things you learn on the internet...

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:48 am

This guy at a school near here was bumming his girlfriend and he donkey punched and knocked her out as well as pink socking her. He jumped out of the window and left here there. ahaha

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 11:54 am

Oh yeah fucking virgins is great, it's not like they don't know what they're doing or anything

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:04 pm

I've been with a virgin, and we messed about a bit, but I never actually got to do the deed. Unfortunately, most girls I've ever been with are usually revolting whores. I made the mistake of asking my last ex how many boys she'd been with, and boy oh fucking boy, do I wish I hadn't.

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:38 pm

Just give her the Alaskan pipeline if your worried about poppin.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:34 pm

...this thread is starting to make me throw-up...alot

...and I just ate a bunch of dry animal crackers..please..no..

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:36 pm

bright maroon wrote:...this thread is starting to make me throw-up...alot

...and I just ate a bunch of dry animal crackers..please..no..

What does it feel like when a girls hymen breaks? Like getting your ears peirced or what?

did · Post by **did** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:39 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
bright maroon wrote:...this thread is starting to make me throw-up...alot

...and I just ate a bunch of dry animal crackers..please..no..
What does it feel like when a girls hymen breaks? Like getting your ears peirced or what?

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:41 pm

its like putting your cock into a joint of slow honey roasted ham.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

did · Post by **did** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:42 pm

mikey g wrote:its like putting your cock into a joint of slow honey roasted ham.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

a rather tight and painful joint of slow honey roasted ham. that bleeds.

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:46 pm

..I busted my cherry in ballet class..
so I was spared all that pain and horror.

did · Post by **did** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:47 pm

bright maroon wrote:..I busted my cherry in ballet class..
so I was spared all that pain and horror.

may i ask how that works?

i have never actually seen a real life female

bright maroon · Post by **bright maroon** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:48 pm

...banana splits have cherries on top for a reason..

..I would like to suggest to all girls,
bust your own cherry with some sort of begnin healthy activity
so men can't have that..

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:50 pm

DID wrote:
bright maroon wrote:..I busted my cherry in ballet class..
so I was spared all that pain and horror.
may i ask how that works?

i have never actually seen a real life female

I was going to ask that as well, but thought I could only push the 'vile smut' gimmick for so long before people start getting upset. Thankgod someone more pathetic than I am asked instead!

...But I still don't understand it...I guess I'm just going to have to accept that I'll never know what it feels like to be a woman.

noesis · Post by **noesis** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:58 pm

DID wrote: may i ask how that works?

Hymans can break without a girl loosing her virginity. Riding horses, ballet apparenty, bicycling, masturbating. Some of these things, like tampons, can stretch it, and there still can be some bleeding during a girls first time.

Guys talk about "busting girls cherries" like some kind of tough guy thing, but, I think most are pretty disarmed and even sensitive to it when they actually do... unless they are complete assholes.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:01 pm

Noesis wrote:
DID wrote: may i ask how that works?
unless they are complete assholes.

Just out of curiosity, will a guy deffo know when/if he breaks a girls hymen?

Gully Shanks · Post by **Gully Shanks** » Sun Jun 28, 2009 4:09 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
Noesis wrote:
DID wrote: may i ask how that works?
unless they are complete assholes.

Just out of curiosity, will a guy deffo know when/if he breaks a girls hymen?

Yeh you hear a noise a bit like a hand grenade

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