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Post by missedthebus » Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:26 pm

DanRev wrote:

R Kelly.

Taking the art out of rap artist.

jokes!!! :lol:
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Post by magma » Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:07 pm

DanRev wrote:R Kelly.

Taking the art out of rap artist.
:lol: :lol:
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Post by bassbeyondreason » Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:26 pm

Dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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Post by HamCrescendo » Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:05 pm

Some really bad (as in bad, not good, or in bad taste) jokes now


How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prince


What time does Sean Connery go to wimbledon? Tenish


A cat called Minton eats a shuttlecock. Bad Minton.
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Post by limb » Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:39 pm

DanRev wrote:A cat called Minton eats a shuttlecock. Bad Minton.
I think that's the worst I've ever heard/read
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Post by HamCrescendo » Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:42 pm

limb wrote:
DanRev wrote:A cat called Minton eats a shuttlecock. Bad Minton.
I think that's the worst I've ever heard/read

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rAIhpfHUCM
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Post by firky » Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:59 pm

DanRev wrote:How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prince
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Post by POND LIFE » Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:37 am

i like the will smith one.
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Post by Coppola » Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:37 am

So, a Satellite Dish and Tv Aerial get married. The ceremony was a bit crap but the reception was outstanding.
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Post by did » Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:48 pm

BEN? wrote:So, a Satellite Dish and Tv Aerial get married. The ceremony was a bit crap but the reception was outstanding.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by firky » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:17 am

section5 wrote:So did you hear about the man who drowned in his bowl of musli?


:cry:
Ouch...!
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Post by deamonds » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:30 am

nice one danrev
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Post by fork » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:40 am

DanRev wrote:R Kelly.

Taking the art out of rap artist.
HAHAHAHAHA
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Post by dubluke » Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:44 am

Firky wrote:
section5 wrote:Stevie Wonder is playing his 1st ever gig in China and the place is packed to the rafters.

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Post by kay » Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:08 pm

section5 wrote:So did you hear about the man who drowned in his bowl of musli?



He got pulled under by a strong currant.

:cry:
:D: Truly groan worthy!
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Post by andrew_t_190 » Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:41 pm

Why are there no painkillers in the jungle?










Because the parrots eat 'em all.
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Post by missedthebus » Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:03 pm

^^^ :lol:



more jokes pls folks!
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Post by Pada » Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:14 pm

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Post by miscreant » Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:54 pm

WHY IS 10 SCARED OF 7?

because seven eight nine

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