how many people who produce dubstep.....

jsaxton · Post by **jsaxton** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:17 pm

like to get mad stoned

i just want to know what the dubstep community thinks on this

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:18 pm

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:19 pm

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:21 pm

Nah. Drugs are for losers, and Dubstep is for white losers who want to be black.

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:22 pm

Dead Rats wrote:Nah. Drugs are for losers, and Dubstep is for white losers who want to be black.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:24 pm

Only thimble-headed buckets of cum who slather their face in shaving foam listen to Dubstep.

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:25 pm

God you make me wet when you talk dirty

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:28 pm

Have you ever had a wank with a handful of shaving foam? What's it like? I bet it feels like you're fucking a trifle, doesn't it?

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:30 pm

No
liquid silk yes

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:35 pm

What about using shaving foam as a form of anal lube? Ever done that?

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:37 pm

You offering?

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:39 pm

If I circumsize you and put your foreskin to my nose, will it smell of shaving foam? Have you ever introduced yourself as 'David McFuckingshavingfoam'?

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:42 pm

Dead Rats wrote:If I circumsize you and put your foreskin to my nose, will it smell of shaving foam?

No it will smell of cheese

Dead Rats wrote:Have you ever introduced yourself as 'David McFuckingshavingfoam'?

Nope

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:45 pm

How many brands of shaving foam have you tried out?

If I tweak your nipples for long enough, will they start leaking shaving foam?

Have you ever sucked a guys dick while doing yourself upwards with a bottle of shaving foam?

Have you ever done a shaving foam bong?

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:48 pm

Lets get this straight i aint got a shaving foam fetish

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:07 pm

The_Dza88 wrote: Lets get this straight i aint got a shaving foam fetish

Oh really? Well then try out my fucking 'Do you have a shaving Foam Fetish?' test then and prove it!

Dead Rats' 'Do you have a shaving foam Fetish?' test.

Test 1 - Find the words 'shaving foam' in this labirinthyne combination of spontaneous letters;

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbshavingfoambbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

Test 2 - A man has a desire to rid his cheeks of all facial hair. He travels into town to the chemist and asks for...

a: Deodrant
b: A flannel
c: Cashback
d: Shaving foam.

Test 3 - Spot the difference! - Can you find 4 GLARING misplaced letters in this brain-buster???

A: SHAVING FOAM B: SHAVING DUCK

TEST OVER!!! Answers below!!!!

Answers.

Test1 - bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbshavingfoambbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Test2 - Answer D
Test3 - The letters D, U, C, and K.

Results:

1 out of 3 - The desire is there, swimming around boisterously inside your lower intestine like a bunch of internal parasites. It's nothing too serious yet, but in the right coked-up mood, you might eventually agree to attend a shaving foam party with a bunch of your guy mates. Ew.

2 out of 3 - It's getting pretty serious. Don't think your girlfriend hasn't noticed you skipping foreplay and jumping straight into the shaving foam. Thing is, you don't even treat it as a secret anymore; You'll openly tell your own mother that you bought a cannister of Tesco's Value shaving foam at the weekend. It's a slippery, foamy slope, and maybe you should seek help...

3 out of 3 - Your name is Daniel Armstrong (DZA for short) and you are a complete cigarette, who at night enjoys slabbing his face with shaving foam before induldging in a regular binge of fellating homeless men and farm animals. Kill yourself. Immediately.

B_90 · Post by **B_90** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:13 pm

haha oh my dayz this thread hijack is hilarious

megaladon · Post by **megaladon** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:18 pm

Dead Rats wrote:
The_Dza88 wrote: Lets get this straight i aint got a shaving foam fetish
Oh really? Well then try out my fucking 'Do you have a shaving Foam Fetish?' test then and prove it!

Dead Rats' 'Do you have a shaving foam Fetish?' test.

Test 1 - Find the words 'shaving foam' in this labirinthyne combination of spontaneous letters;

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbshavingfoambbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

Test 2 - A man has a desire to rid his cheeks of all facial hair. He travels into town to the chemist and asks for...

a: Deodrant
b: A flannel
c: Cashback
d: Shaving foam.

Test 3 - Spot the difference! - Can you find 4 GLARING misplaced letters in this brain-buster???

A: SHAVING FOAM B: SHAVING DUCK

TEST OVER!!! Answers below!!!!

Answers.

Test1 - bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbshavingfoambbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Test2 - Answer D
Test3 - The letters D, U, C, and K.

Results:

1 out of 3 - The desire is there, swimming around boisterously inside your lower intestine like a bunch of internal parasites. It's nothing too serious yet, but in the right coked-up mood, you might eventually agree to attend a shaving foam party with a bunch of your guy mates. Ew.

2 out of 3 - It's getting pretty serious. Don't think your girlfriend hasn't noticed you skipping foreplay and jumping straight into the shaving foam. Thing is, you don't even treat it as a secret anymore; You'll openly tell your own mother that you bought a cannister of Tesco's Value shaving foam at the weekend. It's a slippery slope, and maybe you should seek help...

3 out of 3 - Your name is Daniel Armstrong (DZA for short) and you are a complete cigarette, who at night enjoys slabbing his face with shaving foam before inuldging in a regular binge of fellating homeless men and farm animals. Kill yourself. Immediately.

Fucking hell. People say this a lot on forums but I genuinely just coughed tea through my nose, it was really a horrible experience. It wasn't even that funny. Just unfortunate time to have a bite of biscuit and mouthful of tea when reading the bit about fellating the homeless.

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:36 pm

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Sun Jul 05, 2009 8:46 pm

haha this thread makes me laugh...

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