In a fight to the death...

futures_untold · Post by **futures_untold** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:51 pm

In a fight to the death, who's gunna walk away laughing?

Chuck Norris is the hardest man ever, has a beard (which is manly) and is a dab hand at kung fu...

Chopper has fuckloads of tattoos, has a tash and cut off his own ears. Quote when stabbed "It's a bit early in the morning for kung fu innit Jim?)

Mr T Has a beard and a mohawk. Voted the hardest bouncer ever. Quote when asked for his prediction for an upcoming fight. "PAIN..."

Crocodile Dundee dry shaves with a bowie knife and can stare rottweilers into submission.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:52 pm

Mr. T hands down.

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:52 pm

Chuck (DZA) Norris standard end thread

mickledan · Post by **mickledan** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:54 pm

pfft chop chop did more damage to himself than any one else ever managed

futures_untold · Post by **futures_untold** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:56 pm

MickleDan wrote:pfft chop chop did more damage to himself than any one else ever managed

Maybe, but he still lives to tell the tale!

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:14 pm

Chopper.

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:38 pm

frodo · Post by **frodo** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:44 pm

Chopper.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:50 pm

Yeah, I take mine back, put one down for Chopper and take on away from Mr T.

don utland · Post by **don utland** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:02 pm

Norris

sigbowls · Post by **sigbowls** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:05 pm

chuck and chopper are a tie

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:07 pm

u guys r dumb

norris would merk anyone

alfie · Post by **alfie** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:16 pm

the correct answer to these polls is always 'a honey badger'

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:01 pm

It's clearly Chuck fucking Norris. Didn't Mr T start being a priest or something? He'll probably just pray for anyone that steps on his toes these days...

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:11 pm

Neurotik wrote:In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

AHAHAHAHAH

diss04 · Post by **diss04** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:11 pm

Jack Bauer.

futures_untold · Post by **futures_untold** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:13 pm

Yeah, but old Chop Chops would take all the kung fu Chuck could throw at him and make his come back "Bit early in the morning for kung fu innit Chuck?"

Then he'd probably say something like, "well, how about this for a giggle" before shooting Chuck in the face with a shotgun......

dubfama · Post by **dubfama** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:19 pm

chopper reid no questions..

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:23 pm

two people think mick dundee would win

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