In a fight to the death...

mr jangle · Post by **mr jangle** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:24 pm

dundee all the way

mr t doesnt laugh

futures_untold · Post by **futures_untold** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:33 pm

Could this be the hardest man possible???

The beard and kung fu of Chuck Norris, the tattoos of Chopper, the mohawk of Mr T with the voice of the bloke who does action movie trailers....?

He'd be armed with Crocs bowie knife and would wear the same biker clothes that terminator wears in T1....

To round this guy off, he'd smoke cigars like Duke Nukem and wear a necklace of ears taken from people he'd killed similar to the one worn by Dolph Lundgren in Universal Soldier.....!

Y_H · Post by **Y_H** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:36 pm

Chopper obv, the mans a ledgend!

hera · Post by **hera** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:10 pm

the winner would clearly be Jean Claude

futures_untold · Post by **futures_untold** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:15 pm

hera wrote:the winner would clearly be Jean Claude

He's too camp to be the hardest bloke ever.... He wears spandex leggings...... Nuff said.. sorry

devonport_steppas · Post by **devonport_steppas** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:11 am

For anyone voting Mr T.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo

claw · Post by **claw** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 1:27 am

roundhouse kick to the chest.

/thread

::g-sus:: · Post by **::g-sus::** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:03 am

devonport_steppas wrote:For anyone voting Mr T.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_rBidCkJxo

Them batty rider shorts aint a good look.

Oh and if he was still alive Bruce Lee would take this contest hands down.

parson · Post by **parson** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:16 am

dundee and his knife for the dark horse upset

amick · Post by **amick** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:26 am

Chopper is fat, lazy and drunk most of the time and doesn't carry a weapon with him anymore.

Norris is still in shape, and knows hand to hand combat. So i reckon he'd fill a room with uppercuts pretty quickly.

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:33 am

Norris is a little bitch.

hera · Post by **hera** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:07 am

futures_untold wrote:
hera wrote:the winner would clearly be Jean Claude
He's too camp to be the hardest bloke ever.... He wears spandex leggings...... Nuff said.. sorry

he's obviously got you fooled.

SJPDUB · Post by **SJPDUB** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:38 am

Chopper is a fat drunk nowadays
Chuck Norris is over rated
Mr T doesn't laugh and that video link made him look like a massive pussy
and Dundee.....LOL get real

I vote for Mr Motivator

you better watch oooout!

spire · Post by **spire** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:30 am

alfie wrote:the correct answer to these polls is always 'a honey badger'

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:24 am

devonport_steppas · Post by **devonport_steppas** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:10 am

Kimbo?

abelard · Post by **abelard** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:06 pm

SJPDUB wrote:Chopper is a fat drunk nowadays
Chuck Norris is over rated
Mr T doesn't laugh and that video link made him look like a massive pussy
and Dundee.....LOL get real

I vote for Mr Motivator

you better watch oooout!

mate of ours had him down to do a student night in soton and we all so excited, rolled a blunt to share with the great man only to be told dope was bad for one's motivation. not so joke in the flesh

dubfama · Post by **dubfama** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:06 am

need to get a front view to catch the trademark tash

Ham · Post by **Ham** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:14 pm

alfie wrote:the correct answer to these polls is always 'a honey badger'

True honey badgers fuckin murk.

Still chopper would have mans up!

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