ALTERED BEATS IS COMING SOON!!! WHO WANTS TO PLAY ???

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ALTERED BEATS IS COMING SOON!!! WHO WANTS TO PLAY ???

Post by mc proteus » Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:32 pm

ALTERED BEATS IS COMING SOON!!! WHO WANTS TO PLAY ???

WORD UP PLANET EARTH !! THIS IS PROTEUS AGAIN !! SO FAR THERE ARE 5 LAPTOP ARTISTS WHO ARE GOING TO PLAY ! BY THE TIME OF THE NIGHT I HOPE TO HAVE UP TO 15 PEOPLE PLAYING. ONCE AGAIN I AM LOOKING FOR SHORT " FREAK OUT " SETS SO THAT IS WHY I AM LOOKING FOR SO MANY PEOPLE TO PLAY! HERE IS THE DARK RAVE FLYER WITH SOME DETAILS ON IT

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SO FAR THE PEOPLE PLAYING ARE

YETI MASTER http://www.myspace.com/yetiroosevelt

OH NO ITS HOWARD http://www.myspace.com/ohnoitshoward
is a break-cutting swamp monster lurking within the marshes of central Arkansas.

OXYGENFAD http://oxygenfad.com/ 12+ years of making electronic music, pioneer of 'Breakcore' and 'Net
Labalism'. The tribal leader in cutting edge electronic/industrial
music. A living legend.

ANTAGONE http://a-pos.ca/
dark drum n bass / trip hop

ADMIRAL CRUMPLE
myspace.com/admiralcrumple
Dark, Hardcore and clever Hip Hop


THERE IS STILL ROOM!!!!! I AM TALKING TO YOU!! COME AND GIVE YOUR BODY IT'S FREEDOM!! IF YOUR MUSIC IS WICKED THEN E-MAIL ME AND TELL ME IF YOU WANT TO PLAY! E-MAIL ME AT

proteus@alteredbeats.ca

ALTERED BEATS IS COMING ! THAT FEELING IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT IS REAL ! YOU ARE REAL ! GRAB YOUR COMPUTER DESK WITH BOTH HANDS AND THRUST YOUR FACE IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN AND BEAR YOUR TEETH AT THE LCD PANEL ! LET YOUR SOLITUDE TURN AND MORPH INTO A SUB ATOMIC SLAM DANCE AND FEEL YOUR TRUE DIGITAL SELF EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY SHARDS OF CRYSTAL DIGI-PUNK EMBRACE OF LUNACY!!! THE MADNESS IS COMING !!!

LISTEN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT! EVERYONE COME TO THIS PARTY AND TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO COME! MAKE SURE THE NIGHT IS PACKED AND I PROMISE I WILL TRY AND TURN ALTERED BEATS INTO THE BANG FACE OF NORTH AMERICA TIMES 10!!!! DEAD SERIOUS!!!! IF THIS GOES WELL AND I CAN DO ALTERED BEATS AT THE DARK RAVE ALL THE TIME I PROMISE TO REPRESENT THE TRUE UNDERGROUND AND THE VERY BEST OF CYBER-PUNK! ......... IF THINGS GO WELL AND I PACK THE PLACE I PROMISE IN THE FUTURE TO BRING DOWN THE TRUE JAPANESE UNDERGROUND! http://www.myspace.com/alteredbeatsanime I WILL BRING DOWN THE SHARPNEL SOUND CREW! DJ SHIMAMURA! DJ CHUCKY ! M-PROJECT ! HYPER-RAVE J-CORE ANIME / HENTAI FUELED SPEEDCORE WILL BE IN THE HOUSE! THE BEAUTIFUL SOUNDS OF ANIME GIRLS GETTING RAPED OVER FUTURISTIC JAPANESE HAPPYHARDCORE NEO-RAVE !!! PACK THE PLACE ON AUG 1ST AND THIS WILL BE A REALITY ! !!

IF YOU PACK THE PLACE I PROMISE TO BRING DOWN FFF ONE OF THE LORDS OF BREAKCORE!! HIGHLY ORIGINAL HARDCORE NuBREAKCORE PRODUCER WILL BE IN THE HOUSE !! LFO DEMON !! PANACEA !! DJ HIVE AND PHOENIX ORION !! HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THIS WILL ALL COME TRUE!!! IF I PACK THE PLACE I CAN PROBABLY DO THE DARK RAVE EVERY 2 MONTHS OR AT LEAST EVERY 4 - 6 MONTHS !!! I PROMISE TO BRING NORTH AMERICA THE BEST UNDERGROUND MUSIC ON THE PLANET!! THIS IS NOT MISGUIDED HYPE FROM SOME ANNOYING PEOPLE WITH BAD NEGATIVE ATTITUDES ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET ! NO ANGRY DECONSTRUCTION SKID-CORE WITH ALTERED BEATS EVER !! I HEREBY PLEDGE TO BRING YOU THE MOST PHAT N' INFECTIOUS MUSIC ON THE PLANET!! WE WILL ROCK OUT AND DANCE AND BE FREE IN THIS NEO-CITY!!!

ALTERED BEATS IS COMING! WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT SLEEP IN THE FETAL POSITION WITH A CLENCHED FIST AND TREMOR WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF HOW OVERWHELMINGLY MIND BLOWING THE PARTY WILL BE!! FEEL THAT BEAD OF SEAT POURING OFF THE SIDE OF YOUR FOREHEAD AS YOU READ THIS!!!

THE DARK RAVE THAT NIGHT IS A PAJAMA THEMED RAVE!! GIRLS ARE ENCOURAGED TO DRESS LIKE ANIME IN THERE UNDERWEAR!! GOTHIC LOLITA STYLE !! NEO-GOTH NEO-RAVER BABES!! PIG TAILS IN FULL EFFECT!!!

ARE YOU SICK OF NOT GETTING LAID? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WORKING OUT AT THE GYM AND YOU LOOK OVER AT THAT REALLY CUTE GIRL WORKING OUT AND SHE HAS NICE SHAVED LEGS AND IS WEARING BRAND NEW NIKE SHOES WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKETS .. AND THEN YOU FEEL THIS PAIN IN YOUR GUT AND IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT BECAUSE YOU DESPERATELY WANT TO LICK HER FROM HER ANKLE TO HER NECK? AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING HOME ALONE THAT NIGHT AND ARE GOING TO JACK OFF IN FRONT OF YOUR SHITTY CRT SCREEN WHILE CRYING??? ~~~~~~~~ WELL HAVE NO FEAR !!! YOU ARE IN FOR A SHOCK BECAUSE ALTERED BEATS WILL BE PACKED WITH HOT YOUNG NUBILE OPEN MINDED LOOSE AND NIHILISTIC GOTH BABES AND RAVER CHICKS !! ALL AGES RAVE !! JAIL-BAIT IN EFFECT!!! THE OVERWHELMING MIND SPLITTING SONIC WAVES AND THE VORTEX OF NEO-BREAKS / HIP-HOP FLAVORED BREAKCORE WILL CONVERT THESE YOUNG GIRLS INTO NYMPHOMANIACS DYING TO BE REAMED BY YOUR ERECTIONS BROUGHT ON BY EGO-DRIVEN ELECTRONIC MUSIC THAT WILL FLOOD THE ROOM !!

BE THERE AT ALTERED BEATS ON AUG THE 1ST RIGHT AT 9 PM WHEN THE PARTY STARTS!! STAND IN LINE HOLDING YOUR $10 OR $20 IN YOUR HAND AND HOLD IT OUT IN FRONT OF YOU STARING AT THE MONEY KNOWING THAT IT IS YOUR TICKET INTO THE GATEWAY WORMHOLE OF SONIC TERROR !! WAIT IN LINE WITH A STARE OF CHILD LIKE WONDER AND DEMENTIA LIKE YOU JUST ATE A BUCKET OF SHROOMS OR DUMPED A VILE OF ACID IN YOUR EYES!!!

HERE IS THE FACEBOOK PAGE FOR THE PARTY

http://www.facebook.com/pages/PROTEUS/9 ... 8875406570

THERE WILL BE VISUALS PROJECTED AT THE PARTY!!! THE ALTERED BEATS MASH-UP VIDEO PROJECT IS ALL ONLINE YOU CAN VIEW THEM HERE AND EVEN DOWNLOAD THEM IF YOU LIKE !!!

http://www.veoh.com/users/PROTEUS4000
http://www.veoh.com/users/IAMPROTEUS



AND HERE IS SOME LIVE FOOTAGE OF AN ALTERED BEATS PARTY HELD IN 2004!!! DOWNLOAD IT AND JUMP AROUND LIKE A SAMURAI !!!


http://www.alteredbeats.ca/live.footage.php



REMEMBER THE NIGHT IS CALLED DARK RAVE. THE VENUE IS THE BIG BOP ( THE BIG PURPLE BUILDING ON THE CORNER OF QUEEN AND BATHURST STREET ) HERE IS THE ADDRESS AND THE WEBSITE IN CASE YOU GET LOST.

THE BIG BOP CONCERT HALL
Kathedral - Reverb - Holy Joes
651 Queen ST W
Toronto, ONT
M6V 2B7

http://www.thebigbop.com/


AND HERE IS THE ALTERED BEATS FORUM


http://www.alteredbeats.ca/forum/index.php


ALSO IF THERE IS ANYONE READING THIS WHO KNOWS ANY ALTERNATIVE ~ COUNTER CULTURE ~ NEO-GOTH ~ HYPER-RAVE GIRLS OR REALLY SEXY COSPLAY GIRLS SHOW THEM THIS MYSPACE ACCOUNT AND ASK THEM TO MAKE A FRIEND REQUEST!

http://www.myspace.com/alteredbeatsgirls

OK THAT'S IT FOR NOW!!!!!!!!

SEE YOU ON AUG 1ST !!!!

PROTEUS

Skype " mcproteus "
Youtube : http://www.youtube.com/user/MCPROTEUS
Facebook : http://www.facebook.com/aaronbriancampbell
Windows Live Messenger : aaronbcam@hotmail.com
other e-mail : proteus@alteredbeats.ca
avalonwarrior@gmail.com
and proteus@alteredbeats.ca

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http://www.myspace.com/mcproteus

http://www.aaroncampbell.org/

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http://www.alteredbeats.ca/
http://www.alteredbeats.ca/mp3s.php

http://www.myspace.com/mcproteus

http://www.aaroncampbell.org/

http://www.mcproteus.com/

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http://www.aaroncampbell.org/

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Re: ALTERED BEATS IS COMING SOON!!! WHO WANTS TO PLAY ???

Post by fooishbar » Wed Jul 08, 2009 2:54 pm

in case you couldn't be bothered reading all-caps rantings of a madman, here's but one of the highlights:
MC PROTEUS wrote:ARE YOU SICK OF NOT GETTING LAID? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WORKING OUT AT THE GYM AND YOU LOOK OVER AT THAT REALLY CUTE GIRL WORKING OUT AND SHE HAS NICE SHAVED LEGS AND IS WEARING BRAND NEW NIKE SHOES WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKETS .. AND THEN YOU FEEL THIS PAIN IN YOUR GUT AND IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT BECAUSE YOU DESPERATELY WANT TO LICK HER FROM HER ANKLE TO HER NECK? AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING HOME ALONE THAT NIGHT AND ARE GOING TO JACK OFF IN FRONT OF YOUR SHITTY CRT SCREEN WHILE CRYING??? ~~~~~~~~ WELL HAVE NO FEAR !!! YOU ARE IN FOR A SHOCK BECAUSE ALTERED BEATS WILL BE PACKED WITH HOT YOUNG NUBILE OPEN MINDED LOOSE AND NIHILISTIC GOTH BABES AND RAVER CHICKS !! ALL AGES RAVE !! JAIL-BAIT IN EFFECT!!! THE OVERWHELMING MIND SPLITTING SONIC WAVES AND THE VORTEX OF NEO-BREAKS / HIP-HOP FLAVORED BREAKCORE WILL CONVERT THESE YOUNG GIRLS INTO NYMPHOMANIACS DYING TO BE REAMED BY YOUR ERECTIONS BROUGHT ON BY EGO-DRIVEN ELECTRONIC MUSIC THAT WILL FLOOD THE ROOM !!
(joke's on him, i've got a very nice lcd.)

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Post by ♫♪♫ » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:02 pm

Again with the jailbait. :o

Is Proteus secretly a law enforcement trap?

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Post by 86. » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:02 pm

I aniticipate waiting about 15-30 min and then seeing this post on every other forum I check out.


And there's a sort of inside joke with Admiral Crumple. Not on this forum....but the fact that name has resurfaced is fuckin funny.

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Post by bombaman » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:19 pm

Autopilot wrote:Again with the jailbait. :o

Is Proteus secretly a pedo?
fixed

answer: yes

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Post by fooishbar » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:28 pm

Bombaman wrote:
Autopilot wrote:Again with the jailbait. :o

Is Proteus secretly a pedo?
fixed

answer: yes
strange definition of 'secret' you've got there.

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Post by kaiten » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:30 pm

I've really been getting into Clever Hip Hop, that shit is the future.

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Re: ALTERED BEATS IS COMING SOON!!! WHO WANTS TO PLAY ???

Post by justin e. » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:35 pm

MC PROTEUS wrote: THE BEAUTIFUL SOUNDS OF ANIME GIRLS GETTING RAPED OVER FUTURISTIC JAPANESE HAPPYHARDCORE NEO-RAVE !!!
WTF that sounds horrible
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Post by drokkr » Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:25 pm

fooishbar wrote:
Bombaman wrote:
Autopilot wrote:Again with the jailbait. :o

Is Proteus secretly a pedo?
fixed

answer: yes
strange definition of 'secret' you've got there.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: ALTERED BEATS IS COMING SOON!!! WHO WANTS TO PLAY ???

Post by ST100 » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:45 pm

Justin E. wrote:
MC PROTEUS wrote: THE BEAUTIFUL SOUNDS OF ANIME GIRLS GETTING RAPED OVER FUTURISTIC JAPANESE HAPPYHARDCORE NEO-RAVE !!!
WTF that sounds horrible
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by pandemic » Wed Jul 08, 2009 6:45 pm

What the fuck is wrong with this guy, he's all over a bunch of other message boards too with this same rambling about rapping little girls. Fucking creeeeeeper!
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Post by tsunami » Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:10 pm

he is the new GG Allin

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GG_Allin

so weird

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