Crystal Maze or Fort Boyard?

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:14 pm

Cystal Maze is the one! (when Richard O Brian presented it)

kingldub · Post by **kingldub** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:20 pm

Crystal Maze, again with Richard O Brain.

That Ed Chewed A Pole can fuck right off.

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:26 pm

Richard O Brain

Wish that was his actual name.

HamCrescendo · Post by **HamCrescendo** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:30 pm

Which one was the bald one?

Fort Boyard had more tits on it though. Crystal Maze just had questionable haircuts.

kingldub · Post by **kingldub** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:33 pm

bandshell wrote:Richard O Brain

Wish that was his actual name.

Lol sorry, typo.

DZA · Post by **DZA** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:39 pm

Cystal Maze standard

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:49 pm

DanRev wrote:Which one was the bald one?

Fort Boyard had more tits on it though. Crystal Maze just had questionable haircuts.

Bald one is Richard O brian

although Boyard had Melinda Messenger

canby · Post by **canby** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:32 pm

yeah crystal maze standardly, the tits were the only thing that was keeping Fort Boyard afloat *ahmmmm*
i used to watch the french version when i went on holiday, just the same as the english version just with a french presenter and less tits, shame.

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:40 pm

Canby, did you take your name from "The Phantom Tollbooth"?

magma · Post by **magma** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:40 pm

Fort Boyard was shit.

Crystal Maze was fucking awesome.

Melinda Messenger is overrated wastegash.

Ed Tudor Pole is a tnuc.

The End.

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:44 pm

Magma wrote:Fort Boyard was shit.

Crystal Maze was fucking awesome.

Richard O' Brian is a hard, pipe-hittin' ******.

Melinda Messenger is overrated wastegash.

Ed Tudor Pole is a tnuc.

The End.

Fixed for...relatively close accuracy. I don't think Richard O' Brian is that successful.

cityzen · Post by **cityzen** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:44 pm

Coppola · Post by **Coppola** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:46 pm

Never heard of Fort Boyard in my life.

The Raven ftw

bandshell · Post by **bandshell** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:50 pm

lmao raven

You just know he goes around in costume all the time, goes into asda and can't reach the shelf with the porn on it so he approaches a staff member.

"hello, young warrior, wouldst thou be able to help me on my quest for pleasures most sensual?"

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:17 pm

Why bother? Honestly, why what makes you think this is a fair contest? It's like putting a parkinsons ridden Mohammed Ali against a dead cockroach. O Brian makes me all nostalgic... that music is and always will be burnt into my subconscious until the day alzheimers has taken hold and its the ONLY thing I can remember

faust.dtc · Post by **faust.dtc** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:21 pm

bandshell wrote:lmao raven

You just know he goes around in costume all the time, goes into asda and can't reach the shelf with the porn on it so he approaches a staff member.

"hello, young warrior, wouldst thou be able to help me on my quest for pleasures most sensual?"

Crystal Maze FTW

Come on, own up, who clicked Fort Boyard?

djake · Post by **djake** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:25 pm

crystal maze is amazing!!!!

watch repeats of this on the regular with my dad lol

dubfama · Post by **dubfama** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:10 am

theres no competition

fork · Post by **fork** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:50 am

CityZen wrote:Crystal Maze each and every! Big up challenge tv!

This!

Dead Rats · Post by **Dead Rats** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:03 am

fork46 wrote:
CityZen wrote:Crystal Maze each and every! Big up challenge tv!
This!

Yes!

Any Keshi-heads in this thread?

I can't get enough of that shit.