My flatmate.

DeepThought · Post by **DeepThought** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:42 pm

i once lived with a girl who wanted to sing on goldie's next album..
she proceeded to stalk him (once goin out in a pink fluffy bra & thong under a long leopard print coat!) and send him her lyrics.. he didnt call her back..

she got caught comin back from jamaica with 2 statues filled with weed that her friend had asked her to carry back for him after havin flown her over there and shown her a good time!

she chased out any flatmates we had and finally when id had enough and left, she had the phone reconnected in my name after tellin bt she was my wife, and ran up a £400 phone bill callin tarot lines.. YOU WHAT??!

yeah, she was cool.

my condolences metal, i understand your plite.

ikarai · Post by **ikarai** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:33 am

Shonky wrote: I've heard that he's moved to self-mutilation lately, so hopefully he'll hit a major vein and die.

Haha, oh my god

pisser

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:59 am

Ikarai wrote:
Shonky wrote: I've heard that he's moved to self-mutilation lately, so hopefully he'll hit a major vein and die.
Haha, oh my god
pisser

Yeah. What a shame.

poax · Post by **poax** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:27 am

#

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:10 am

^^^Nice to see someone's keepin it relevant. Big up da poaxster

relaks · Post by **relaks** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:49 am

Yeah, man, can't do the roomate thing NO MORE.

I pay a shitload more, me and me fiancé could use the $$ but no way we can put up w it.

I'm getting some bass driven revenge on my new neighbors tonight. They keep me up yelling at the tv (and out the window) and slamming doors. Pricks.

poax · Post by **poax** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:12 pm

i used to have the worst flatmate in the world, she was always cookin bacon and eggs at 8 in the mornin. she used to cook these mountains of italian food at all hours of the day the bitch. she would shower without closing the door , she would always ask me to judge her new lingerie.
she would always roll me a spliff for when i got home from work, and when i used to fall asleep watchin oz she would wake me up with really great head.
needless to say i kicked that stoopid beeyarch out.

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:32 pm

poax wrote:i used to have the worst flatmate in the world, she was always cookin bacon and eggs at 8 in the mornin. she used to cook these mountains of italian food at all hours of the day the bitch. she would shower without closing the door , she would always ask me to judge her new lingerie.
she would always roll me a spliff for when i got home from work, and when i used to fall asleep watchin oz she would wake me up with really great head.
needless to say i kicked that stoopid beeyarch out.

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!

Yeah sounds like a real pain.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:49 pm

One day at a time Poax, one day at a time.

Oh, to have nightmare flatmates like that

[b]racket · Post by **[b]racket** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:34 pm

Sorry - no moaning from me

I'd be fucked if i had to find another flatmate as mine is safe.

I have known him for close to 15 years and in the 4 years we have been occupying space, there has been not one argument about anything.

He produces drum and bass and is gettin his stuff played by the major list Djs - He is currently feelin loads of dubstep as he is always hearing it from me and has knocked up a couple of dubstep influenced beats.

My only gripe is that he is a bit of a hermit (in comparison to me out raving most weekends) but i guess thats the way you gotta be to produce the amount of music he does..

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:39 am

Why does her little sister have to be fit....She's so fit it almost redeems the big sister shitness...Only almost....And only for the duration of her stay. Although i'm sure i could arrange for a longer stay

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:40 am

Floor-basement-Fred West.....

poax · Post by **poax** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:46 am

chloroform, gauranteed to keep your guests rooted to the spot!!!

in supply 247!!

selector.dub.u · Post by **selector.dub.u** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:10 am

poax wrote:chloroform, gauranteed to keep your guests rooted to the spot!!!

in supply 247!!

JEEBUS CHRIST poax! What's the proof on that stuff?

poax · Post by **poax** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:36 am

never checked , i just go to partys , flop the old todger out , whack a dose and hope for the best/worse

stormfield · Post by **stormfield** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:46 am

hahaha metalbox - you need to put some liquid acid in her tea

then shit in her bed!

stormfield · Post by **stormfield** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:51 am

seriously though... I used to live with some hard house / trance DJ muppets... come sunday 8am they'd come back from their retard club all munted, then turn the volume UP and carry on...

currently I live with a reasonably well-behaved lot... the main flatmate is a death-metaller (but he's vegetarian and kind to animals)... it's that weird but nice combination of brutal music + sound people. Him and his g/f put up with my sub basslines, so it's all good...

we're gotta get a kitten soon

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:16 pm

poax wrote:never checked , i just go to partys , flop the old todger out , whack a dose and hope for the best/worse

(forensix makes mental note to keep his drink within view when he goes to Glasgow)

poax · Post by **poax** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:27 pm

forensix (mcr) wrote:
poax wrote:never checked , i just go to partys , flop the old todger out , whack a dose and hope for the best/worse
(forensix makes mental note to keep his drink within view when he goes to Glasgow)

you dont remember leeds?
wicked , it does work!

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:42 pm

poax wrote:
forensix (mcr) wrote:
poax wrote:never checked , i just go to partys , flop the old todger out , whack a dose and hope for the best/worse
(forensix makes mental note to keep his drink within view when he goes to Glasgow)
you dont remember leeds?
wicked , it does work!

wondered why the train journey home was so uncomfortable

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