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Post by firky » Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:01 am

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are u fuckin crazy?! 5 german sheparts and u play the fuckin bagpipe? you must be out of your fucking mind. NO!
I did actually "LOL" at that one.
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Post by bass hertz » Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:57 am

hahaha... i just did one myself:

Models to clean (Triad)
Reply to: helpfulhandshomeservice@yahoo.com [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-07-10, 11:39AM EDT


Helpful Hands is now looking for models to clean. We will be offering topless or sexy dressed cleaning service for the triad area of North Carolina.
Email
helpfulhandshomeservice@yahoo.com
for more information.

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hello,
I am a very sexy model and would like very much to work for yur company. I am very good at cleaning because i have ocd but that will not interfer with my work. i just ask that you give me time to prepare before cleaning gutters and fireplaces. i do not have any problems being topless but i prefer to be bottomless becasue i am quite self conscious of my chest. i had a boob job last year and i think i may hAVE WEnt too large and now i regret my decision. my friends kept telling me that a 54 DDD would be plenty big but i just wanted to be close to my sisters size. would you be willing to give her a chance at a job too? she is very pretty but she is pretty much a hoe bag and she would probaly be late alot but i had to ask. well i hope to hear from you soon.

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Wow. I don't think this company is right for either of you.

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why not? is it because you have a small rack and you are jealous of mine? this is utter discrimintaion simply because i am beautifull. i assure you that your are passing up a chance of a life time. i mean you have dont even know me. i think you are a little close minded. you probally voted twice for sarah palin.
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You are completely crazy. Which I have found your emails hilarous however I do not find them to be 100% truthful.

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