Would you be allowed into the UK?

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Did you pass the UK Citizenship Test?

Yes
7
9%
No
71
91%
 
Total votes: 78

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Would you be allowed into the UK?

Post by the acid never lies » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:32 pm

Here is the UK Citizenship Test. It's not that easy...

http://www.ukcitizenshiptest.co.uk/

I failed :oops:

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Post by lloydnoise » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:43 pm

That's quite tough, not that I'm especially patriotic but 10/24 seems rather shit to me :oops: :)
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Post by did » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:43 pm

i failed horribly

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Post by Pada » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:44 pm

lloydnoise wrote:That's quite tough, not that I'm especially patriotic but 10/24 seems rather shit to me :oops: :)
I got 10 too
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Post by limb » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:44 pm

13 out of 24 (54%) hahaha

in what year did women have the right to divorce their husbands?

1856
1867
1859
some other year fucking ages ago
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Post by LEQ » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:45 pm

We're all getting deported, massive fail on my part.
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Post by darkmatteruk » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:49 pm

i got 6/24

im cacking myself, does this mean im going to be made to live in france??? -w-

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Post by darkmatteruk » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:50 pm

oh yea, and wtf is a quango?????

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Post by Pada » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:50 pm

darkmatterUK wrote:i got 6/24

im cacking myself, does this mean im going to be made to live in Iraq??? -w-
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Post by lloydnoise » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:52 pm

quasi autonomous... urm ... nitrogen..urm ...greyhound...
i don't know :(
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Post by lil-tee » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:53 pm

I did it fairly quickly, guessed when I didnt know something (most of the questions) and got 10 as well.

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Post by DZA » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:56 pm

4 :o
i got a hang over, my excuse :)
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Post by lil-tee » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:57 pm

The_Dza88 wrote:4 :o
i got a hang over, my excuse :)
if you're hungover, then you really are a true Brit.

You can stay.

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Post by magma » Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:59 pm

Fail.... 14.... :oops:
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Post by the acid never lies » Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:00 pm

Magma wrote:Fail.... 14.... :oops:
I'm willing to think that's the best mark any of us has got :lol:

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Post by limb » Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:23 pm

The Acid Never Lies wrote:
Magma wrote:Fail.... 14.... :oops:
I'm willing to think that's the best mark any of us has got :lol:
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Post by casso » Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:40 pm

6/10. Looks like they're gonna have to find somebody else to build their walls for them

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Post by alfie » Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:46 pm

i did this a while ago and got about 40% i think, failed anyway

the vast majority of that shit is completely irrelevant......but i do know what a quasi-autonomous non-governmental organisation is :D

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Post by osky » Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:55 pm

Questions answered correctly: 8 out of 24 (33%)
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