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Did you pass the UK Citizenship Test?

Yes
7
9%
No
71
91%
 
Total votes: 78

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Post by ketamine » Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:58 pm

7 / 24 (29%) :lol:

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Post by raposanegra » Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:16 pm

Questions answered correctly: 8 out of 24 (33%)

not bad for someone who's not from UK xD

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Post by Malicious » Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:17 pm

darkmatterUK wrote:oh yea, and wtf is a quango?????

Err... a government department


You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 14 out of 24 (58%)

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Post by ch3 » Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:00 pm

14 out of 24, haha. Still better than most of English guys here ;)
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Post by steppo » Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:22 pm

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 9 out of 24 (38%)

Time taken: 02 minutes 39 seconds

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Post by fork » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:00 pm

Osky wrote:Questions answered correctly: 8 out of 24 (33%)
Same, Fail.

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Post by profound » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:24 pm

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 13 out of 24 (54%)

Time taken: 04 minutes 37 seconds

failed as well, i'm from Belgium though!
A few years ago, we could take a Belgian citizenship test.......and failed!

These tests suck!

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Post by wooda916 » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:38 pm

58%

Fail :roll:

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Post by __________ » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:42 pm

Questions answered correctly: 8 out of 24 (33%)

I'm Cornish though, so its all good.

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Post by the acid never lies » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:48 pm

Who passed!? :o I hope you're not a liar/cheater :roll:

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Post by bandshell » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:49 pm

8 out of 24 :lol:

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Post by Coppola » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:52 pm

bandshell wrote:8 out of 24 :lol:
same, but I am only a youngun :4:

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Post by j-sh » Fri Jul 17, 2009 6:28 pm

lol that test is ridiculous, a child can work no more than how many hours a week in school

10 or 12

who fucking knws that with any authority?!

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Post by darkmatteruk » Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:04 pm

Malicious wrote:
darkmatterUK wrote:oh yea, and wtf is a quango?????

Err... a government department
sounds more like some deranged creature from the australian outback

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Post by jsilver » Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:24 am

Is the statement below TRUE or FALSE?
'Adults who have been unemployed for six months are usually required to join New Deal if they wish to continue receiving benefit.'


HAHA

rippin on the new deal, nice, american't social insecurity is shite


Questions answered correctly: 10 out of 24 (42%)

man fuck this, i just barely failed
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Post by firky » Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:32 am

Questions answered correctly: 19 out of 24 (79%)

8)
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Post by firky » Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:37 am

Malicious wrote:
darkmatterUK wrote:oh yea, and wtf is a quango?????

Err... a government department

Nope, they're NGOs (none governmental organisation) they're very often funded by government or a private sector but operate independently of the state. Such as the Press Complaints Commission and OfCom. Water companies are a kind of quango too.
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Post by jsilver » Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:38 am

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa slow the fuck down what the fuck is THIS

Incorrect. The correct answers were A The local library and C Learndirect

LEARNDIRECT?

http://www.learndirect.co.uk/

http://www.learndirect.co.uk/media/jpeg ... 84/2556908

chav scum, stay in britain
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Post by firky » Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:38 am

J-sh wrote:lol that test is ridiculous, a child can work no more than how many hours a week in school

10 or 12

who fucking knws that with any authority?!
12 hours a week :)
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