Would you be allowed into the UK?

slackbastard · Post by **slackbastard** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:16 am

9/24.

BNanni · Post by **BNanni** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:46 pm

9/24

2nd chance · Post by **2nd chance** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:03 pm

Haha, I got 10 right, living in America, answering by gut intuition. Sweeeeet.

ballinmundson · Post by **ballinmundson** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 7:28 pm

Only got 14 myself. A bit disconcerting 'cause I just got married and my wife is going to have to apply for a visa soon. She'd better get studying.

cityzen · Post by **cityzen** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:49 pm

Pistonsbeneath · Post by **Pistonsbeneath** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 10:57 pm

11/24

fucking hell

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Sun Jul 19, 2009 11:25 pm

Firky wrote:Questions answered correctly: 19 out of 24 (79%)

Did you pass?

boomstix · Post by **boomstix** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:55 am

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 9 out of 24 (38%)

for a minute there i thought i might get to be british

Dark Reign · Post by **Dark Reign** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:51 am

9/24 and Im Canadian.

ST100 · Post by **ST100** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:54 am

Osky wrote:Questions answered correctly: 8 out of 24 (33%)

same here.

the only reason I got some of those questions right is because of the dsf.

alien pimp · Post by **alien pimp** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 5:12 am

so knowing so much you can imagine the newly admitted citizens will steal your work, condemn you to death, and replace you with their family
this way your nation will be healthier, smarter and missing you (not)

i'll come with a vw van to save the few cool ones there
2 seats are for sale to cover the trip expenses

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:48 am

9/24........lol

firky · Post by **firky** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:07 am

adisize wrote:
Firky wrote:Questions answered correctly: 19 out of 24 (79%)

Did you pass?

JA! I vow do ze say it..... none engleesh my fuhrer?

I have done it before that's how I got a few right

holly89 · Post by **holly89** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:37 pm

Do they actually make immigrants take this test nowdays??

yooamatwa · Post by **yooamatwa** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:39 pm

12..oops...What is a QUANGO...what the fuck..how does that have any relevance ?

I couldn't find a tick box for... Useless pit for UK Tax Money to disappear in to...

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:13 pm

quango, quasi non-governmental organisation, quasi-autonomous non-governmental organisation. They are body's set up that are independent to the government but, who have a lot of influence on how the government deals with certain issues. They are a relatively recent invention that date back to the late 80's They are totally unelected and totally unaccountable to the population and there for totally undemocratic and should be scrapped

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:18 pm

Im finding it pretty difficult to understand the relevance of these questions tbh.

oddfellow · Post by **oddfellow** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:21 pm

What a load of old bollocks.

tr0tsky · Post by **tr0tsky** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:24 am

You have passed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 20 out of 24 (83%)

Time taken: 02 minutes 32 seconds

Please select 'Test summary' for a full summary of your test and for advice on how to use the Official Handbook and Study Guide to prepare for the actual test.

Please note: At the end of the actual test, your answers will not be displayed on screen. At the end of the test session the test supervisor will tell you whether you have passed or not.

BRAP! I get to stay!

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