CyberSex.....

Dark Reign · Post by **Dark Reign** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:56 am

thats gold. laughed my ass off

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:29 am

Neurotik wrote:C-Dub: So you're still in the bathroom?
C-Dub: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstasy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyLaura1: wtf?
DirtyLaura1: You perverted piece of shiat
DirtyLaura1: Fuk

epicness, i lol'ed at this bit

fuagofire · Post by **fuagofire** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:50 am

lmfao

lowpass · Post by **lowpass** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:56 am

This is the funniest shit ive seen in agessss

boomstix · Post by **boomstix** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:25 am

good old blood ninja

he should have his own tv show

heidi m. · Post by **heidi m.** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:42 am

Hahahaha, wicked

fretn · Post by **fretn** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:05 am

lolzor at rhinoceros & japanese schoolgirl... this guy is legendary

tuck · Post by **tuck** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:46 pm

Kati69: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
C-Dub: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.

There are many questions to which the answer is obviously an immediate and definite "NO".

"Wanna cyber?" appears to be one such question.

djelements · Post by **djelements** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:03 pm

boomstix wrote:good old blood ninja

he should have his own tv show

Guess nobody else knew he was blood ninja?

casso · Post by **casso** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:07 pm

Hilarious.

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:32 pm

Neurotik wrote: DirtyLaura1: So you're at my front door now.
C-Dub: How did you know?
C-Dub: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
C-Dub: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven.
DirtyLaura1: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
C-Dub: So you're still in the bathroom?
C-Dub: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstasy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyLaura1: wtf?
DirtyLaura1: You perverted piece of shiat
DirtyLaura1: Fuk

Some more i found on here too: http://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm

sounds like she should have ordered big sausage pizza!
nsfw
http://www.littlemidgets.com/freesites/ ... za/hollie/

opps meant to link

j-sh · Post by **j-sh** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:37 pm

in before the delete/lock

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:37 pm

Boom! Banned!

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:39 pm

NilsFG wrote:Boom! Banned!

the whole forum is nsfw anyway...

lloydnoise · Post by **lloydnoise** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:39 pm

that's BloodNinja mate, absolute genius

"I put on my robe and wizard hat"

Pada · Post by **Pada** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:42 pm

NilsFG · Post by **NilsFG** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:46 pm

mikey g wrote:
NilsFG wrote:Boom! Banned!
the whole forum is nsfw anyway...

Yeah but I thought porn was prohibited.

Anyway nothing wrong with a dickpizza

mikey_g · Post by **mikey_g** » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:47 pm

NilsFG wrote:
mikey g wrote:
NilsFG wrote:Boom! Banned!
the whole forum is nsfw anyway...
Yeah but I thought porn was prohibited.

Anyway nothing wrong with a dickpizza

it might have been alittle crude but whats a lil comedy porn amongst friends

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