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fucking wasps!

Post by fuagofire » Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:59 am

ive just discovered that there is a wasps nest in the ceiling abouve my bedroom and the little bastards are getting in through my light fixing - i killed 8 of them - then another six came along. i stuck my head out side and there are fucking thousands of them coming in an out of a bit above my bedroom. stnuc - and its too early in the morn to try bass heavy music to scare them away.
anyone know how to kill wasps nests?

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Post by bass hertz » Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:10 am

why would you ask a bunch of bass dorks on a dubstep forum about getting rid of wasps?


ohh shit... my kitchen is infested with owls. what ever should I do?? I know... I better consult those people on dubstepforum.com.




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Post by BaronVon » Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:32 am

bass hertz wrote:why would you ask a bunch of bass dorks on a dubstep forum about getting rid of wasps?


ohh shit... my kitchen is infested with owls. what ever should I do?? I know... I better consult those people on dubstepforum.com.




ring ring.... "hello, A1 pest control"

"yea.. how do i get rid of alpacas in my bathroom"

"well did you consult dsf first?"

"no"

"you idiot!"

...click
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I would just tape up the light fixing until winter, darkness is better than Wasps

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Post by fuagofire » Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:39 am

bass hertz wrote:why would you ask a bunch of bass dorks on a dubstep forum about getting rid of wasps?


ohh shit... my kitchen is infested with owls. what ever should I do?? I know... I better consult those people on dubstepforum.com.




ring ring.... "hello, A1 pest control"

"yea.. how do i get rid of alpacas in my bathroom"

"well did you consult dsf first?"

"no"

"you idiot!"

...click
no need to get like that, it's possible someone might know, besides i needed to get it off my chest as im rather pissed off about it.
a year or two ago someone might have given a decent suggestion.

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Post by djelements » Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:58 am

fuagofire wrote: a year or two ago someone might have given a decent suggestion.
Wasp spray seems to be the best thing to do.
Got a big wasp problem here in the dirty south, and wasp spray is always on hand.
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Post by fuagofire » Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:13 am

DJelements wrote:
fuagofire wrote: a year or two ago someone might have given a decent suggestion.
Wasp spray seems to be the best thing to do.
Got a big wasp problem here in the dirty south, and wasp spray is always on hand.
yeah ill get some when the shops open - jus got to hold out in the kitchen till then. really need to nuke the nest though

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Post by boomstix » Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:56 am

just block up wherever they are getting in so they don't keep coming back. i reccomend blu tac if you can't be bothered going to the hardware store

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Post by Ham » Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:40 am

Me and my mates destroyed a nest with two cans of raid and a can of some anti wasp nest stuff. Just have to be prepared to put yourself in teh line of sting, and you gotta keep having at it.
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Post by Dead Rats » Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:48 am

Move fucking house. Oh my God.
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Post by kins83 » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:34 am

Pretty sure that professional pest removers would be the way forward. Maybe try the council?
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Post by deamonds » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:37 am

go & whack it with a stick

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Post by Dead Rats » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:39 am

deamonds wrote:go & whack it with a stick
Oh, please don't do this. It's making my heart beat increase just thinking about it. Please. My friend had a wasps nest ouside her window once. I nearly fainted.
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Post by deamonds » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:39 am

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Post by lil-tee » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:43 am

they aren't ass savage as bees, but then you really do have to piss bees off

like bear grylls did when he stole their honey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h03wzwBiJbE

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Post by Dead Rats » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:55 am

I'm still a bit scared of bees, but at least they have a purpose. Wasps are just stnuc. Right stnuc.
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Post by Hide_One » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:03 am

Draw for the strimmer!!!!
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Post by lil-tee » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:06 am

they are stnuc

take a note from this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5wASswLjq4

Problem solved!

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Post by fork » Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:06 am

deamonds wrote:go & whack it with a stick
I did that when i was about 7, resulted in my little sister getting stung over 30 times.

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Post by k_k » Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:10 am

lil-tee wrote:they are stnuc

take a note from this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5wASswLjq4

Problem solved!
shit man, did you see that wasp at end? fucking beast
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Post by BNanni » Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:23 am

kins83 wrote:Pretty sure that professional pest removers would be the way forward. Maybe try the council?
I second that move.

If you got that many, a can of wasp killer aint gunna work.

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