Would you be allowed into the UK?

magma · Post by **magma** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:17 pm

Hah!

Now Wales really would be fucked on its own. The one that really makes me giggle is the Kernow seperatists from Cornwall!

ls12 · Post by **ls12** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:18 pm

Questions answered correctly: 8 out of 24 (33%)

bagelator · Post by **bagelator** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:19 pm

Ketamine wrote:7 / 24 (29%)

your screen name is ketamine. i imagine finding your own arse with both hands is usually a task and a half.

i got 13 so i'm getting deported. oh wait. i already live in portugal.

kay · Post by **kay** » Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:38 pm

Funnily enough, took this test last Wednesday. Passed it but they wouldn't tell me the score. Only wasn't sure of 2 questions anyway so scored somewhere between 22-24 points. Did it in 4 minutes, was a fucking joke

Took them longer to register me.

The test is a load of bollocks anyway. 80% of the population wouldn't know enough of the contents of the test textbook to pass. Not that it bears any resemblance whatsoever to life in the UK. I bet most MPs would fail.

tr0tsky · Post by **tr0tsky** » Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:40 am

Magma wrote: I'm for unity over isolationism, though. United Kingdom and a United Europe. Nationalism is pretty retarded in my view. I don't see why people that call for England to be isolated are considered xenophobic/racist, but Scottish, Welsh and Irish that do the same aren't?

For the question of the political self-determination of nations and their independence as states in bourgeois society, Rosa Luxemburg has substituted the question of their economic independence.

This is just as intelligent as if someone, in discussing the programmatic demand for the supremacy of parliament, i. e., the assembly of people’s representatives, in a bourgeois state, were to expound the perfectly correct conviction that big capital dominates in a bourgeois country, whatever the regime in it.

"The Right of Nations to Self-Determination" - V.I. Lenin, 1914.

blizzardmusic · Post by **blizzardmusic** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:44 am

adisize wrote:
lloydnoise wrote:That's quite tough, not that I'm especially patriotic but 10/24 seems rather shit to me
I got 10 too

me as well.

groucho_marxx · Post by **groucho_marxx** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:02 am

10/24 (42%)

ttam · Post by **ttam** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:47 am

14, dam.

not so bad really, so long as i get deported to amsterdam.....

Genevieve · Post by **Genevieve** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:42 am

13/24

And I'm Dutch. Not bad. B-] It's not like I wanna move to the UK, any'yay.

missedthebus · Post by **missedthebus** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:11 pm

darkmatterUK wrote:oh yea, and wtf is a quango?????

quasi non governmental organisation.

I got 14 first time round, 100 second.

More proof of failing citizenship education in the UK

the acid never lies · Post by **the acid never lies** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:05 pm

tr0tsky wrote:
Magma wrote: I'm for unity over isolationism, though. United Kingdom and a United Europe. Nationalism is pretty retarded in my view. I don't see why people that call for England to be isolated are considered xenophobic/racist, but Scottish, Welsh and Irish that do the same aren't?

For the question of the political self-determination of nations and their independence as states in bourgeois society, Rosa Luxemburg has substituted the question of their economic independence.

This is just as intelligent as if someone, in discussing the programmatic demand for the supremacy of parliament, i. e., the assembly of people’s representatives, in a bourgeois state, were to expound the perfectly correct conviction that big capital dominates in a bourgeois country, whatever the regime in it.
"The Right of Nations to Self-Determination" - V.I. Lenin, 1914.

Give em independence please - why should our taxes pay for them? How the Scottish don't pay for uni while we get in shit loads of debt is a fucking disgrace

tr0tsky · Post by **tr0tsky** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:32 pm

Yeah it's the fault of the Scottish Government that the English don't get free prescriptions or education.

They'd be much better off without England anyway. They have fuckloads of that sticky black stuff that's worth a pretty penny.

And I ain't talkin' 'bout skag, either.

wrexile · Post by **wrexile** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:09 pm

You have failed the practice citizenship test.

Questions answered correctly: 9 out of 24 (38%)

What a complete load of wanky wank wank.

rectaldubz · Post by **rectaldubz** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:10 pm

i got 7/24 pretty shit, i bet some asian nerd could probably beat that score not even being english

.onelove. · Post by **.onelove.** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 3:50 pm

rectaldubz wrote:i got 7/24 pretty shit, i bet some asian nerd could probably beat that score not even being english

those azns, comin' over 'ere and doin' better than us in OUR tests

makes me MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

Pallms · Post by **Pallms** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:25 pm

Questions answered correctly: 10 out of 24 (42%)

wrexile · Post by **wrexile** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:25 pm

"Dey took our teeeessssts!"

basser · Post by **basser** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:40 pm

12/24 for me...major guesswork going on!

chester perry · Post by **chester perry** » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:17 pm

The Acid Never Lies wrote:
tr0tsky wrote:
Magma wrote: I'm for unity over isolationism, though. United Kingdom and a United Europe. Nationalism is pretty retarded in my view. I don't see why people that call for England to be isolated are considered xenophobic/racist, but Scottish, Welsh and Irish that do the same aren't?

For the question of the political self-determination of nations and their independence as states in bourgeois society, Rosa Luxemburg has substituted the question of their economic independence.

This is just as intelligent as if someone, in discussing the programmatic demand for the supremacy of parliament, i. e., the assembly of people’s representatives, in a bourgeois state, were to expound the perfectly correct conviction that big capital dominates in a bourgeois country, whatever the regime in it.
"The Right of Nations to Self-Determination" - V.I. Lenin, 1914.
Give em independence please - why should our taxes pay for them? How the Scottish don't pay for uni while we get in shit loads of debt is a fucking disgrace

Hate to break it to you but WE pay for you. If we fuck off (sorry when) you will be left minus a huge funding hole but you can keep Goggsy Broon.

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