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Post by Ham » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:38 am

lil-tee wrote:
Yeah, I've done the alarm-away-from-the-bed trick before, works perfectly :)
Its the only way!
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Post by k_k » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:42 am

Ham wrote:
lil-tee wrote:
Yeah, I've done the alarm-away-from-the-bed trick before, works perfectly :)
Its the only way!
i want one of those alarm with whels things :) i think thatd get job done
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Post by Genevieve » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:43 am

Every time I put my alarm on the other side of the room, I would sleepwalk to the alarm, turn it off and go back to bed.

Fuck yeah.
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Post by Ham » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:58 am

Genevieve wrote:Every time I put my alarm on the other side of the room, I would sleepwalk to the alarm, turn it off and go back to bed.

Fuck yeah.
Wow :o . Im down right impressed.
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Post by elbe » Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:58 am

Was reading through then got to this:
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two oh one wrote:If I'm at home, I'm nude 95% of the time. I don't give a fuck what any body thinks, because 95% of people on the planet are stupid fucking sheep, which is an insult to sheep.
Do you put your shoes on?

First thing I have to do after entering home is to take my shoes off... Many English seem to keep them on.
Nah. I take them off. I look silly walking around bollock naked apart from a pair of docs.

Anyhow, I've got a theory that walking around without shoes and treading on pebbles, etc. gives you a bit of acupressure.

The English are filthy buggers who wear shoes indoors and wipe their shit on curtains.
proper lol, now I am getting funny looks from the rest of the office.

nude sleeping evertime, unless I am too lazy/pissed to remove my clothes.
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Post by Pi-Krust » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:04 pm

nude sleeping whilst suffering from sort sort of stomach bug,not a good idea :oops: :cry: .
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Post by Ham » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:19 pm

bassmonk wrote:nude sleeping whilst suffering from sort sort of stomach bug,not a good idea :oops: :cry: .
Still gunna squidge out yo boxers :(
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Post by lil-tee » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:22 pm

Ham wrote:
bassmonk wrote:nude sleeping whilst suffering from sort sort of stomach bug,not a good idea :oops: :cry: .
Still gunna squidge out yo boxers :(
You'd have to wear some sort of man sized nappy. :x
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Post by Ham » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:31 pm

Or just cork up your ass hole.
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Post by lil-tee » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:35 pm

Ham wrote:Or just cork up your ass hole.
would you hear a "pop" like a champagne bottle opening in the middle of the night though?
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Post by the acid never lies » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:43 pm

sackmetropolis wrote:
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sackmetropolis wrote:if you have a wet dream and your naked with a girl next to you :oops:
:o :|
i had it happen and i dont think she even knew

it was her cousins bed to :lol:
This doesn't add up - what are you doing having wet dreams if you're in bed naked with a girl? Don't you need to be really backed up for that? Unless said girl had no idea you were in the bed and/or naked :o
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Post by Ham » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:48 pm

Haha. Do you think if you were to jump about you could spray a fountain of champaign-shit.
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Post by lil-tee » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:53 pm

well you'd certainly hope so or it just wouldn't be worthwhile
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Post by diss04 » Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:58 pm

DJelements wrote:
Genevieve wrote:it's the only way to sleep.
Parson wrote:...and then God said unto Eve, "Have some of that, slag."
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Post by karmacazee » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:22 pm

I'm naked right now.
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Post by diss04 » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:27 pm

Karmacazee wrote:I'm naked right now.
if you're not in bed stfu
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Post by Genevieve » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:39 pm

At Dour I was sharing a tent with a girl who wasn't my girlfriend or anythang like that, in fact her boyfriend broke up with her only a few days before Dour and you know what? I fucking slept naked in my sleeping back. On Sunday, I was naked from like 9 am 'til 7 pm, just lying in my sleeping back, talking to her and shit.

I don't care what anyone calls it, I call it fucking determination.
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Post by Genevieve » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:40 pm

Diss04 wrote:
Karmacazee wrote:I'm naked right now.
if you're not in bed stfu
Now thass whuh I'M talkin' 'bout.
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Post by bandshell » Thu Jul 23, 2009 1:54 pm

I sleep in a suit so I'm ready....
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