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Post by -dubson- » Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:50 pm

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Post by fretn » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:16 pm

kins83 wrote:
fretn wrote:let them be, feed em and harvest every few weeks or so!

the ultimate way to get rich :evil:
I'm confused...harvest what? Wasps produce nothing!
don't they produce a kind of inferiour honey?
sell it as bee honey

EDIT: Kins i think you're right ;)

HOW TO DESTROY THEM, do as you ancestors did get some dry hay & smoke em out
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Post by fretn » Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:23 pm

chazer wrote:most of visitors were shocked by horrible Zombys mixing skills (he didn't even try)
they called him "iPod in mask"
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Post by two oh one » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:12 pm

You and your little British wasps can fuck off. I went into the desert last week to hunt THESE fuckers:


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Most painful sting in the insect world. These kill Tarantulas. We found some, netted them and I got to hold one. Luckily it was male and the males don't have stingers.

Wasps and flies pollenate more flowers than bees.
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Post by BNanni » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:29 pm

two oh one wrote:You and your little British wasps can fuck off. I went into the desert last week to hunt THESE fuckers:


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Most painful sting in the insect world. These kill Tarantulas. We found some, netted them and I got to hold one. Luckily it was male and the males don't have stingers.

Wasps and flies pollenate more flowers than bees.
WHAT IS THAT!
Looks pretty. I want one on my wall. :)

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Post by bass hertz » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:51 pm

I thought the BULLET ANT was the most painfull insect sting?? or is that a bite?

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Bullet Ant (Paraponera clavata)

From:
Rainforests from Nicaragua to Paraguay

Why you must fear it:
It's a full inch long, it lives in trees and thus can and will fall on you to scare you away from its hive--the one you didn't know was there, because it's in a fucking tree. Before it does this, it shrieks at you. This ant, you see, can shriek.

It's called a Bullet Ant because its 'unusually severe' sting feels like getting shot. On the Schmidt Sting Index, Bullet Ants rate as the number one most try-not-to-shit-out-your-spine painful in the entirety of the Kingdom Arthropoda.

Also--and we do feel the need to stress this--they fucking shriek at you before they attack.

More scary shit:
Are you the sort of person who likes to think of yourself as tough? A "badass," perhaps? "Hard," as they say?

Some of the indigenous peoples of the area use Bullet Ants as part of this initiation-to-manhood ceremony that they do. You know the kind we mean, with us it's like, a big party and your relatives give you money and everyone loves you and is so proud of you? Yeah with them, it's these special leaf sleeves with hundreds of bullet ants woven into them, stingers-inwards. They put them on and are immediately stung to holy fucking bejeezus by, and this is important, hundreds of Bullet Ants woven into the sleeves, stingers-inward.

The goal is to leave them on for 10 minutes, after which their arms are stiff, useless lengths of twisting agony, their bodies wracked with uncontrollable spasms for days. And in order to be actually pass the ordeal and become a man, they have to do it 20 fucking times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WQ6rFKhyn0

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Post by DZA » Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:55 pm

Giant fly swatter standard!
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Post by two oh one » Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:02 pm

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Bullet ants are supposed to be worse than Tarantula hawks, but the entomologist I was with had been stung by a Tarantula hawk and a bullet ant and told me that although the ant sting lasts longer, the Tarantula hawk sting is the worst 4 minutes of your life. Maybe it depends on the person?

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Post by bass hertz » Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:11 pm

two oh one wrote:Image
whoa... that spider has one red eye like terminator. wonder if it has a neural net processor. a learning computer.

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Post by sonar » Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:28 pm

smoke the fuckers out!

rent a dry ice machine or something
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Post by dubstepper » Thu Jul 23, 2009 9:37 pm

fuagofire wrote:
DJelements wrote:
fuagofire wrote: a year or two ago someone might have given a decent suggestion.
Wasp spray seems to be the best thing to do.
Got a big wasp problem here in the dirty south, and wasp spray is always on hand.
yeah ill get some when the shops open - jus got to hold out in the kitchen till then. really need to nuke the nest though
Na mate i would deff not go with the wasp sapray. If i had 1 fucker in my room then i would nuke it with spray. But seeing as you have a nest there is no way i would spray them coz chances are they will get proper pissed at you and all attak the fuck outa ya. i would deff get pest control in. Least they should deff get rid and you will not get stung a thousand times.
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Post by Dead Rats » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:40 am

Oh my God. Them pictures. I'm never coming back in this thread again.
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Post by fairieswearboots » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:22 am

I know - I used to be really scared of wasps when I was younger having been stung a few times -

running around like a spaz - limbs failing everywhere -

now I have 2 boys I have to show 'em that its not cool to do that so I have somewhat overcome my fears and now deliberately try and kill any fucker that comes near :evil:

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Post by Ham » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:36 pm

bass hertz wrote:
whoa... that spider has one red eye like terminator. wonder if it has a neural net processor. a learning computer.


Hahahah ... *pause for dramatic effect* a learning computer
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Post by boomstix » Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:27 am

so basically this is your chance to become a man

weave yourself a sleeve out of leaves and twigs, insert plenty wasps and wear that shit

post vidz :)

ps awesome lol @ pour petrol in your roof and prepare to run

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Post by cyberneticghost » Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:28 am

You could blow the nest up like these geniuses: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhW3tk17Y_M

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Post by nousd » Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:59 am

deamonds wrote:go & whack it with a stick
defo this if yur into pain
love the precision of wasp stings,
like nano-acupuncture.
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Post by NilsFG » Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:26 pm

Just killed a wasp. Even while they're dead these fuckers still have their stingers out.

Would be a good joke though, sting someone with a dead wasp.

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Post by Ham » Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:22 am

NilsFG wrote:Just killed a wasp. Even while they're dead these fuckers still have their stingers out.

Would be a good joke though, sting someone with a dead wasp.
Haha keep a stash, anyone pisses you off just draw for the wasp an sting em up!
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Post by NilsFG » Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:17 pm

You know, normally, mosquito's make this high annoying noise when they approach right?
Yesterday (actually today since it was night) there were 2 of this fuckers in my room. My lights were on so I could see them.
Both of them tried to approach my face and none of them made that noise.:o

I think someone is creating a super-breed of this little fuckers.
And I only killed one, so it was irritating to go to bed with the knowledge one of them was still flying around. Waiting.

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