how should you dump the mrs?

tronman · Post by **tronman** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:16 am

i haven't got any good enough reasons...!?

britney spears-textin style?
quick let down?
kick in the teeth?
how about i piss the words 'I'M OFF' into her mothers brand new velvet drapes?

any suggestions welcome.

thanks.

shonky · Post by **shonky** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:25 am

Sly mental trickery and get her to dump you - you get the result, and she gets the satisfaction that she ended it so you don't mess up her self-esteem (too much).

Or of course there's always

But this might be a bit too thorough

metalboxproducts · Post by **metalboxproducts** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:23 am

Shonky's first suggestion is always a good one to use but can take a while and even not work. Depending on how you play it, it might blow back in you face and end up with her liking you even more. This would make it imposable to get rid of her, resulting in you having to take extreme measures that could end up with you in prison.

Just dump her. " I don't think your fit anymore, sorry"..
Do you really need a reason? You be Tronman the illest....

forensix (mcr) · Post by **forensix (mcr)** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:06 am

Quick let down - "this isnt working for me"

or "I love dubstep more than i could ever love you"

"fuck this shit im going to FWD/DMZ/Leeds"

or "im sorry i like men"

gravious · Post by **gravious** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:34 am

forensix (mcr) wrote:Quick let down - "this isnt working for me"

or "I love dubstep more than i could ever love you"

"fuck this shit im going to FWD/DMZ/Leeds"

or "im sorry i like men"

Judging by his avatar, the latter option may be most plausible.

random trio · Post by **random trio** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:43 am

book a holiday with the lads..she'll dump you.

poax · Post by **poax** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:19 am

tell her that all though you havent expressed it before, your into really kinky shit , and when she says like what , show her the shit you have just taken into her handbag. never fails.

elgato · Post by **elgato** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:28 am

poax wrote:tell her that all though you havent expressed it before, your into really kinky shit , and when she says like what , show her the shit you have just taken into her handbag. never fails.

lol

i reckon just be straight with her man. just say listen im sorry but for whatever reason i dont feel like this is the thing for me right now, i dunno why, it just doesnt feel right. most people need to experience that at some point anyways i reckon (unless shes already racked with insecurity, in which case its gonna be more complex)

deamonds · Post by **deamonds** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:08 pm

RANDOM TRIO wrote:book a holiday with the lads..she'll dump you.

thats how i got the elbow last year, fuck it, up 2 her wernt it, fuckin slag

tronman · Post by **tronman** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:41 pm

i was speaking hypothetically

i haven't got a girlfriend really

*sobbers anonymus*

ms hathaway · Post by **ms hathaway** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:01 pm

my last breakup with my last girlfriend was the easiest. i just started hanging out with my friends a LOT, and we played records all the time, she didnt, so felt left out, and we finally just kinda stopped seeing each other. easiest breakup ever.

rachel · Post by **rachel** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:09 pm

shag her best mate. guaranteed.

obiwan · Post by **obiwan** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:18 pm

Tell her just after you bus doggy style!!!

jack sparrow1 · Post by **jack sparrow1** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 2:22 pm

dont i repeat dont say ''ive already got one mum why do i need another?''

damn that shit is wahck and will get you barred from the pink water hole for life!

do say ''ive got a small rash at the side of my testis and ive only been with you''

a gem! 100 per cent fail safe

elgato · Post by **elgato** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:28 pm

tronman wrote:i was speaking hypothetically

i haven't got a girlfriend really

*sobbers anonymus*

lol apologies look at me coming on all serious

seckle · Post by **seckle** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:38 pm

brutal honesty. i recommend it everytime.

rickyricardo · Post by **rickyricardo** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:45 pm

You could use the Seinfeld method:

Tell her you've been thinking about having a "menage a trois". Either she becomes so totally offended that she dumps you, or she turns out to be totally into the idea and sets something up w/ you, her, and a sexy friend.

That's what we call a "win-win" situation

pompende · Post by **pompende** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:53 pm

^ ah nice!

in that vein i suggest a classic. tell lady you want to have a baby so you want to get her pregnant and if it turns out to be a boy then she can marry you.

very offensive, trust.

croydon pisshead · Post by **croydon pisshead** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 4:01 pm

whats mengage atrois? is it betta than stella?

id just bash her over the head wiv a brick mate. that'll fuck her right off

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