angry lady soundpack by jsilver + FLP (rmx!)

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angry lady soundpack by jsilver + FLP (rmx!)

Post by jsilver » Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:32 am

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http://204.124.181.194/~pavelk/jsilverm ... e_pack.zip (16 bit pcm, 15mb zipped, 36mb unzipped)

http://204.124.181.194/~pavelk/jsilverm ... p3_320.zip (better 320+id3 mp3 version 8mb)

http://204.124.181.194/~pavelk/jsilverm ... ck_mp3.zip (2mb crap VBR mp3 version!)

60 files total. sliced and labeled for easy mixing.

from http://spiralbound.net/2005/10/21/worlds-angriest-woman

processing: +6dB no clip, noise reduction
fl slicex: rename all, export as wav
dbPowerAmp: convert to 320s
mp3tag: id3

please make metalcore songs with this, i might do one myself, i recommend FL Slayer

example: http://soundcloud.com/jsilver/jsilver-m ... angry-lady

metalcore project file stub: http://204.124.181.194/~pavelk/jsilverm ... dy_flp.zip (15mb)

"you know what asshole? who gave you permission. i need your names. call the police now!"

1jsilva

tracklist
winamp wrote: 1. angry lady normal - (kid) i dont know what she's sayin!
2. angry lady normal - aaagh
3. angry lady normal - ah!
4. angry lady normal - and photographers
5. angry lady normal - and you always work here alone
6. angry lady normal - call 911 now!
7. angry lady normal - call the police now!
8. angry lady normal - card calling card!
9. angry lady normal - chris
10. angry lady normal - get off now!
11. angry lady normal - get off the steps
12. angry lady normal - get off!
13. angry lady normal - get off
14. angry lady normal - gimme the film
15. angry lady normal - give me your card!
16. angry lady normal - giveme your name
17. angry lady normal - i need ur names
18. angry lady normal - i want the cam
19. angry lady normal - i want
20. angry lady normal - illegal photgraphing trespassing
21. angry lady normal - im callin the police
22. angry lady normal - im calling the cops
23. angry lady normal - im calling the police
24. angry lady normal - im calling the police 2
25. angry lady normal - im tired of being bullied
26. angry lady normal - ive hate photographers!
27. angry lady normal - jeoffrey jeoffrey!!
28. angry lady normal - Kick
29. angry lady normal - no illegal photographs!
30. angry lady normal - no i'm not!
31. angry lady normal - no you're not
32. angry lady normal - now
33. angry lady normal - stabs
34. angry lady normal - take illegal photos
35. angry lady normal - take the camera
36. angry lady normal - thats a lie!!
37. angry lady normal - thats a lie
38. angry lady normal - thats illegal!
39. angry lady normal - then pee on me!
40. angry lady normal - u come every coupla years (LOL)
41. angry lady normal - u
42. angry lady normal - ur a photographer!
43. angry lady normal - use the photos against ppl
44. angry lady normal - u've been yelled at
45. angry lady normal - what your name and number
46. angry lady normal - who gave you perm
47. angry lady normal - who, gave, you
48. angry lady normal - yeah i do!
49. angry lady normal - yeah you suck!
50. angry lady normal - yes i am!
51. angry lady normal - you broke the law
52. angry lady normal - you cant take photography there
53. angry lady normal - you cant
54. angry lady normal - you come here all the time
55. angry lady normal - you know what ahole
56. angry lady normal - you understand the law
57. angry lady normal - you! grow up!
58. angry lady normal - you!!
59. angry lady normal - you're 21!
60. angry lady normal - youve been told not to come
Last edited by jsilver on Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:02 am, edited 10 times in total.
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Post by drokkr » Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:56 am

Interesting. On the DL now... looks like it's going to be a noisy Friday :twisted:
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Post by jsilver » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:03 am

DROKKR wrote:Interesting. On the DL now... looks like it's going to be a noisy Friday :twisted:
:twisted:


\/ ty ty meansalot 8)
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Post by magma » Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:23 am

Nice!
Meus equus tuo altior est

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Post by jsilver » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:58 pm

spiralbound.net wrote:
There are a lot of angry people in the world, but I’m pretty sure that the lady in this video ranks pretty near the top by any measure. It’s a movie of a woman in a parking lot screaming at a group of skaters for no apparent reason. Or at least no apparent reason that makes sense to any sane person.

Exactly why she is so angry is unclear, however it would seem that she is convinced that the kids are not the innocent skaters they claim to be, but rather evil photographers who come around “every couple of years” and are out to get her. She nearly blows out her vocal cords as she threatens to call 911 and demands their names, cameras, film, and calling cards.

Again, it’s hard to say why she is so furious, but it is quite clear that she:

* REALLY REALLY hates photographers
* REALLY likes calling cards
* Has absolutely NO understanding of the law
* Hates “illegal photographs”
* Likes the name “Norma kay”
* Is “tired of being beat up by photographers”
* Is OK with the idea that one of the skaters is actually named Jeffery Jefferys
* Is convinced that having been yelled at is a good reason for someone to leave

The only thing Al could say is: “she’s so unreasonable”, which I think is the understatement of the year! Zach suggests that this story should be called “Finally Someone More Angry Than Me”. For my part, all I could do was cry laughing. I do, however think that this video belongs in Zach’s “World’s Big and Tall” series under “World’s Angriest Woman”.
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Post by rectaldubz » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:08 pm

haha im gonna have fun with these, i'll post a little summit when im finished :twisted:
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Post by JFK » Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:59 pm

The video is fucking hilarious :lol:

I thought the skaters handled it well though........

"GIMMEE YOUR FUCKING CARD YOUR FUCKING CALLING CARD JEFFERY JEFFERYS!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by decree » Sat Aug 01, 2009 10:00 pm

hahahahaha i was going to sample this video earlier,
was working on a skateboard dubstep song.....

funny shit how ppl over react , i have yet to go a day in nyc without some old dood or woman yelling/shoving/calling police on me for just skateboarding to where ever i need to go
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Post by jsilver » Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:42 am

Decree wrote:hahahahaha i was going to sample this video earlier,
was working on a skateboard dubstep song.....

funny shit how ppl over react , i have yet to go a day in nyc without some old dood or woman yelling/shoving/calling police on me for just skateboarding to where ever i need to go
glad to be assistance

ruff em up rube bwoi

haha, im pretty sure you can make a pretty interesting wobble with just DirectWave and Aaagh.wav

gonna try that, ill post the patch

http://204.124.181.194/~pavelk/jsilverm ... wobble.dwp

this is a directwave patch... it loads in IL Directwave... it's a stereo dub scream...
rectaldubz wrote:haha im gonna have fun with these, i'll post a little summit when im finished :twisted:
love to hear it
PHASEten wrote:The video is fucking hilarious :lol:

I thought the skaters handled it well though........

"GIMMEE YOUR FUCKING CARD YOUR FUCKING CALLING CARD JEFFERY JEFFERYS!!!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
yeahs a tad bit overboards, which is why i thought it would make great samples
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Post by jsilver » Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:01 am

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